Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

He's a former swimmer there's no telling with those dudes

more likely explanation would be that Timmy is a wizard and his D&D playing is just a cover

man if timmy turned out to somehow be a ped user i think that would hit the hardest

― head clowning instructor (art), Wednesday, March 11, 2015 2:47 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

wld be p incredible and kind of beautiful in a watch the world burn way

also if he was just all shrug whatever about it

good idea imo http://grantland.com/the-triangle/d-league-deconstruction-the-necessary-plan-to-fix-the-nbas-farm-system

― lag∞n, Wednesday, March 11, 2015 1:51 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

love this

also the long-needed "chris paul kills from midrange" piece:

http://grantland.com/the-triangle/monster-of-the-midrange-dont-sleep-on-chris-pauls-deadly-elbow-jumper/

my mvp ballot

1 brow
2 cp3
3 who care

chris pauls automatic mid range shooting is one of the more game changing skills in the whole league imho

― lag∞n, Monday, March 2, 2015 10:12 PM (1 week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Was just thinking yesterday about how Paul/Deron/Felton got drafted consecutively, 3-4-5, and that a dude I knew insisted that Felton would be the best of them.

I want harden to win so he can get bumped in the first round and be sad and know the truth of man's vanity xps

lol xp

“I get my own playlist in warmups sometimes,” Butler told ProBasketballTalk. “My teammates don’t like it very much because it’s country music, but they get over it.”

Country? Yes. Starting with Taylor Swift.

“I like Taylor Swift,” Butler said. “I like music as a whole, but her music is kinda catchy. I’m sure she’ll hear this interview now and be like ‘what’s going on?’

Tim Duncan?? xp

― Romo... ROMO! Bring Back Sergio Romo! (Leee), Wednesday, March 11, 2015 2:42 PM (58 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i already am a nonreligious person but tim being the juiceman would crush any hope of having any spiritual connection to anything of any kind ever

which butler xp

ya obvs nothing definite there but matt is right in pointing out that its suspicious, if i had to single one player out to bet on as a ped user itd be kobels tho

Blake Griffin's personal trainer refuses to be photographed in public, sometimes training him while wearing a mask.

matt what do you think of my plans for our beautiful white gazelle's career rejuvenation?

He's invigorated right now for sure, I think he can succeed in any system tho. More about not getting injured.

lol wuuuuut xp

hm that is news to me that blake's trainer is a Mexican wrestler plz continue

yeah gonna need some more info

http://www.menshealth.com/fitness/frank-matrisciano-trainer

it's jimmy butler lol

Why are so many top athletes seeking out a guy with no apparent credentials, no obvious affiliations, and apparently no face?

lol this article is pretty good

jimmy butler is super country! into lifted trucks and boots

oh zbo is 100% a friend of the juicemen for sure

Really? He's so slow and can't jump

but has prolonged his career for sure

"One day of Chameleon training is equal to 2 weeks of illusion training," he adds, referring to the cookie-cutter workouts offered by many gyms.

nothing I love more than an earnest guru on the take

all that talk about silencing the voice telling you to stop is a really well know concept called the central governor theory its not novel at all

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Central_governor

dude looks like he's in a doom metal band with that grimm robe

http://i.imgur.com/EakoIMN.jpg

smooth criminal he ain't

Dennis schroder is shooting like 50% from three over the past couple months, which is tantalizing

I guess the hawks just use that nets pick on best wing player available? Might be tempting to draft a center with horf's injury problems.

clips/westbrooks, blazers/rockets on espn tonight

Sign this Change.org Petition to Rename the Oklahoma City Thunder to the Oklahoma City Westbrooks

signed.

good double header tonight xp yeah

happy 22nd birthday to the beautiful angel anthony davis

All braced for the cap raise and shit but 88-92 million?

I'm all for the fuckery that would ensue but surely it wont go above 80?

http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/12461874/players-union-rejects-salary-cap-smoothing-historic-cap-increase-nba-set

Oh russell Westbrook was a late bloomer huh.

mark jackson read the chris paul midrange jumper article

2 incredible russ possessions at the end of the half

how can we seed mark jackson's pre-game reading with a serious of hysterical falsehoods, is this possible

/hacks into mainframe/

celtics and grizz are playing a very very weird game rn

it's weird bc no one is scoring like at all and boston is somehow leading 41-39 in Q3

https://vine.co/v/O9OQJgTmWZx

falling in love w/ mcgary

Think I saw a great one just now in connection w the morrow 3

https://vine.co/v/O9OE5O1x03i

Yuh 😊