iyo what is the best candy

i thought so just from reading it but people say an-iss i dunno

I'm pretty sure it is the former.

its the former

http://philliesphollowers.mlblogs.com/Sour%2520Patch%2520Kids.jpg

here's a tip 4 all u smarties

yeah, sour patch kids are the best non-chocolate, imo

also, ANN-iss http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/audio/lunaWAV/A04/A0493200.wav

i like milk duds.

and licorice bullets and jaffas.

yeah you seem like a milk dud person

i admire how efficiently that works as an automatic veiled insult generator.

lol

I've NEVER heard anyone say ANN-iss.

no i'm pretty sure this is it, tell all your friends they are saying it wrong http://cache.lexico.com/dictionary/audio/lunaWAV/A05/A0573700.wav

I am totally gonna start smokin smarties

every post on this thread has me like a family feud contestant — *applauds loudly* "good answer, good answer, good answer!" *applauds loudly*

http://snackerz.com/shop/images/snk241_685_circus_peanuts.jpg

what a stingy portion.

http://www.merriam-webster.com/cgi-bin/audio.pl?anise001.wav=anise

http://www.nutsonline.com/images/items/g613.jpg

ive thought a lot about this and the answer is--

1. reeses peanut butter cups
2. peanut m&ms
3. snickers bars
4. lion bars
5. butterfingers

this is a really good list i dont have much to add except that ill rep pretty hard for gummy-type candies too - they fulfill a slightly different kind of candy craving theyre just that one step further removed from actual food

circus peanuts kinda suck. They're like perennial marshmallow easter eggs.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/ac/CandyCorn.jpg/300px-CandyCorn.jpg

they're nothing special tastewise, but waxy, colorized high fructose corn syrup has never assumed a more perfect form, imo. snap off the white tips and affix one to each upper front tooth for instant vampire fangs, mold the other two sections into big, mushy cornballs — you know the drill.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/candy-corn-3.jpg

these are SHIT. I hate them.

http://www.foodprocessing-technology.com/projects/ferrero/images/4-ferrero-rocher.jpg

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51ntoJbrqeL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-24,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

toss up b/t:

http://chocboy.com/catalog/images/E200603-MaltesersBucket.gif
i would eat that entire bucket yes

http://www.sanza.co.uk/apps/shop/pics/7844.jpg

http://bobsblognz.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/cherry-ripe.jpg

and

http://www.cadbury.com.au/admin/file/content2/c3/Block_Snack_250g.jpg

http://www.sweetfactory.com/images/uploads/34090-NitWitzBanana.jpg

http://www.aussieproducts.com/images/bagged_lollies_sherbies.gif

oh shit also:

http://www.sanza.co.uk/apps/shop/pics/Pineapple_Lumps.jpg

okay i like candy

"dairy milk snack" is a funny name for candy. so is "pineapple lumps" wtf, why not call them pineapple tumors

because they dont require surgery i guess?

it reminds me of a convenience store i live near called "dairy family"

lol britishers.
most of these must have US analogs; I assume malteasers are whoppers?

oh yeah i don't like whoppers, that crunchy stuff in the middle is not great-tasting

i go on a candy corn bender every few months

lol britishers.
most of these must have US analogs; I assume malteasers are whoppers?

― continuous flow crustastunna (forksclovetofu), Thursday, March 26, 2009 3:02 PM

violet crumble doesn't have one and its not britisher. they are v. good

it's not britisher? what is it?

http://www.flickr.com/photos/58285552@N00/3315764936/

why does this exist

its aussie forks

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KYNJ52QWL._SL500_AA280_PIbundle-12,TopRight,0,0_AA280_SH20_.jpg

xpost to me

this, I mean:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e4/Yorkie_bar.JPG/800px-Yorkie_bar.JPG

iyo what is the most sexist candy ^

either that or sour patch kids

either that or gummy dicks

that's not a real candy btw

http://blog.synthesis.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/gummi_lighthouses-300x225.jpg

ha, I read that as "most sexiest candy" & was ready to rebut you with chocolate-covered cherries or somesuch

ha oh i thought you were saying sour patch kids might be the most sexist candy xp

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ha oh i thought you were saying sour patch kids might be the most sexist candy xp

i was i mean all those kids and not one single girl its like a chinese nurser. but those gummi dicks are on some other level

Malteasers and whoppers taste nothing alike. Whoppers are distgusting for sure. Pineapple lumps are from New Zealand I think.

okay, can we get some description for the non-american candy?
i m curious. Some of this stuff is available at better corner delis but is crazy expensive, like three bucks a candy bar and I wanna know where it's worth it.

okay maltesers are malty fluffy things that you can crunch but if you hold them on your tongue for a minute they collapse in on themselves. they have the same description as whoppers but taste NOTHING like whoppers.

violet crumble is this crunchy honeycomb stuff that breaks off in shards when you bite it and then goes all sticky in yr mouth.

cherry ripe is cherries squished up and coated in dark chocolate

snack is a block of chocolate with about 6 different types of centers - pineapple, strawberry, caramel, orange come to mind. each square is shaped like the fruity flavor it holds. kids fight over the pineapple then they fight over the strawberry.

bananas are a banana tasting candy that is very hard to describe. its soft, not at all chewy and completely delicious.

sherbies are a hardish but chewy orange flavored taffy with sherbet in the middle. im talking about the fizzy white powder not sorbet.

pineapple lumps are chocolate coated squares of pineapple flavored soft chewy stuff.

Yes to Werthers. I feel like Nips also scratch a similar itch.

Whoa, just realized I used the same phrase in a post in this thread more than four years ago, and it's not a phrase I use that often:

Those can definitely scratch a certain itch you didn't realize you had. I wouldn't want to eat them often.

― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, January 22, 2015 3:30 PM (four years ago) bookmarkflaglink

harbl otm.