dirt bag style

So you're saying you eat change?

algae started growing in my water pitcher at work but i kept drinking out of it anyway?

Take that, kombucha.

many fridays incl. today i don't shower or brush my teeth or anything before i go to work.

fuck em, you're giving them better than they deserve every other day

I fell asleep on the couch last night AND forgot to brush my teeth this morning. Thank you, minty gum! *breathes garbage*

i need to shower this morning, i'm out of clean towels so i'm using .. a dishcloth

Been there, dried with that.

omg dying

towellessness

I tore the crotch of my corduroys when I was at work a few weeks ago, so I went to the bathroom with a roll of duct tape, turned my pants inside out, and taped them back together. luckily my shift ended an hour later and I don't think anybody noticed.

on another occasion I forgot to wear my belt to work, so I looped a ziptie between two adjacent belt loops to keep my pants from falling down. I cut off and replaced the ziptie every time I went to the bathroom.

See now you're just maligning good old fashioned ingenuity.

i am currently living in a van with two other people

cycled to work showered out of a can worked cycled home walked a few miles around the city slaved over a hot iron for an hour went to bed kinda forgot how nice it feels going to bed sticky

towellessness

― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Sunday, September 6, 2015 12:52 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I dried myself off with sweaty-ass underwear the other day when I forgot my towel after jogging on my lunch break.

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i used to have a free gym t-shirt in my gym bag specifically for days when i forgot to bring a towel to the gym.

i am currently living in a van with two other people

― jason waterfalls (gbx), Tuesday, September 8, 2015 7:06 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

beautiful post, rich w/o belaboring scenario

Remove a used paper towel from trash and re-use, because, you know, it's not that dirty, and the roll of paper towels is so far away, in the kitchen

bare cardboard in the tp holder, new roll is always on top of the toilet

i haven't used the tp holder in a decade because of cat

not sure this counts but I just ate a piece of pie with my hand, like a pizza slice