why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

really having trouble following the sequence of events above but i guess they're describing getting kicked out of a no-dogs homeless shelter? and then scraping together enough to buy a tent and relocate to a state park? SHARE THIS!

https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8644/16747411045_4c297a217f_b.jpg

A Florida radio station put out a variety of images w/ this text and people on my feed have been reposting and liking them all week. It no longer even feels like attempted wittiness but more like propaganda.

dog day isn't a day, its only an afternoon.

thank you.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/75047_623471787668881_882739361_n.jpg?oh=8fce9f533d1dfd751428597d1c186bfc&oe=55933F57&__gda__=1438491120_1a1f1d3fd2ac448cccf47d62059d875f

picturing someone yanking that off the wall, running to the xerox machine and looking around desperately for some rubber cement

a modest propostal

http://i.imgur.com/jbOo481.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/kAfJMnE.jpg

Holy shit I'm using that first one, thanks! (Second one wouldn't mean much to the Floridians I know)

http://i.imgur.com/psgxrAz.jpg

https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11046749_1018575528339475_6521505214382994585_n.png?oh=20e0af61df7edbecff7aecc6e7784b6a&oe=557BBFFE

i'm sure i would've thought that was pretty profound in high school

it's like flash fiction

lonely guy thinking baout nicotine

oh wait, i get it. that took me a second. "its (sic) time to break my bad habit [which is] you."

for a minute, i thought it was signed on the bottom like a letter - like "sincerely, you."

dear you

i'm leaving

sincerely
you

You said "you", referring to me. Wrong; the correct answer is "you".

At first I thought "this made me emotional" was flopson's text!

haha same here

+1

uhhhh wtf

http://i61.tinypic.com/2qa1p53.jpg

My mom has posted that one about prisoners/the elderly. ;_;

for a second i thought you meant she'd posted hammer smashed bagels's one, but with context cues indicating it was meant to be taken in reference to prisoners/the elderly

this one just showed up on my feed with "sums up the modern world perfectly"
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/B47oZIrIUAEmraJ.jpg%3Alarge
that's gil, right?

http://k31.kn3.net/taringa/8/8/6/5/3/7//zekzek/448.jpg%3F5504

http://culturalles.u.c.f.unblog.fr/files/2014/09/filhadomenicogil.jpg

nothing like him

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/1/12/Gil.gif/revision/latest?cb=20110424073902

k maybe a bit

Aargh, fuck off friend of my mum's who has just posted this:

"Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has
been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his
birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered
as having cultivated such valuable lessons as:
- Knowing when to come in out of the rain;
- Why the early bird gets the worm;
- Life isn't always fair;
- and maybe it was my fault.
Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies
(don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).
His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations
were set in place. Reports of a 6-year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing
a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher
fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition.
Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they
themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children.
It declined even further when schools were required to get parental consent to administer
sun lotion or an aspirin to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became
pregnant and wanted to have an abortion.
Common Sense lost the will to live as the churches became businesses; and criminals received
better treatment than their victims.
Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own
home and the burglar could sue you for assault.
Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming
cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement.
Common Sense was preceded in death, by his parents, Truth and Trust, by his wife,
Discretion, by his daughter, Responsibility, and by his son, Reason.
He is survived by his 4 stepbrothers;
I Know My Rights
I Want It Now
Someone Else Is To Blame
I'm A Victim
Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone.
If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing"

IT'S POLITICAL CORRECTNESS GONE MAD GONE MAD!

http://i0.wp.com/funandwow.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/laugh_husband_horse1_final3_1.png?resize=200%2C200

I want a job writing these.

Go on then, audition begins..

https://scontent-ord.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10487422_793151340752967_5820527527606480702_n.jpg?oh=89c035276edc971b7669ea6bd8d50100&oe=557F9856

Laugh a per loser?

parody.

mm

parody (but not great)

https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10698579_10206642654048406_2827950815292151176_n.jpg?oh=84d54cde1d26b047242745308eac5afc&oe=55706F37

if they like me the way i am good

pretty lady in wet shirt driving that msg home

Gotta have your obligatory, completely unrelated stock photo so readers have someone to identify with.

she has a python neck good.

and people were behaving like they ought to good

I have reached a point in my life where I still feel it is necessary to impress people by proclaiming that I don't care whether I impress them or not.

.. AND I DON'T CARE!!!

I have reached a point in my life where I no longer try to impress people, because I'm not all that impressive.

I'm impressed.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-f-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11025998_959395027424504_3298656576273844189_n.png?oh=056499ce4ac162c62554db1e7c9b6a7b&oe=55796F69&__gda__=1434893059_8599a3185831068aac574dea73aa89f2

always knew what the pirates' flag looked like. always wondered what the pirates' flag was thinking.