...until a *shocking plot twist* reveals that the 'demons' are actually piñatas stuffed with Werther's ® Original ® Sugar Free Caramels.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link
'swing away!'
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link
M. Night Shyamalan (dir.)
*hands Werther's Original to grandson* now this is what I call growing old disgracefully!
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3kGllli.png
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link
'red hat society' (and variants thereof) is a very rewarding GIS, btw. I think I know how I'm gonna be spending the rest of my Friday night.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link
That sounds like a pretty good horror movie
― groundless round (La Lechera), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
er, ah, thanks!
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link
Minus the werthers stuffBut impregnating old ladies w mutant babies? Ok! I'd watch that.
― groundless round (La Lechera), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:35 (nine years ago) link
artisanal, locally-mined coal to fuel your vintage power plant
― mh, Monday, 9 March 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link
series of opinion columns with deliberately provocative titles but which, on closer inspection, are just a list of things I might buy with my payment from the columns
― Reader, I murder dem (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 10:29 (nine years ago) link
Barefoot Contessa to host a babies' cookery programme, making things like makka-pakka-roni cheese, called Ina Night Garten
― kinder, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link
Need an example of a title, DJM.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link
a public service campaign that alerts the British populace to the damaging effects of calling each other 'm8' on the internet (i.e. it supposedly devalues and trivializes friendship)
slogan: DON'T UNDERESTIM8
the 'adverts' would appear in metro carriages or tube trolleys or whatever you guys call those things
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 22 March 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link
Today I drank a can of Red Bull Tropical, which tasted like someone had eaten a mango and then thrown up. Which co-incidentally was the original formulation of Um Bongo, but they couldn't make a racist advertising jingle out of that so they had to change it.
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link
A Tin Machine tribute band, except all the songs have lyrics that refer to Halo:
Master ChiefMaster ChiefTake me anywhereIn a speeding Warthogwith guns blazing in the airMaster ChiefMaster Chief
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Saturday, 28 March 2015 08:41 (nine years ago) link
the poetry of William McGonagall performed in a calypso style
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 29 March 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link
High-quality streaming wedding dress service called Bridal
― Punny Names (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link
Shut Up and Dance comeback single called "Vaping I'm Vaping"― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, June 2, 2014 4:19 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, June 2, 2014 4:19 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
started on these fucking e-cig things this weekend and have had this going round and round in my head
― woof, Sunday, 12 April 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link
Disposable diapers printed to look like stacks of currency so you can feel like high roller when piling them up on the changing table.
― joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link
A cell phone recycling company called fuckyoudarren.com. The company will not pay you anything for your shitty old phone, but it will film somebody publicly screaming "Yeah?! Oh Yeah?! Well fuck you, Darren!" before spiking it into the sidewalk.
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link
A screwball comedy movie called Dagnabbit, Ned Raggett!
― Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link
a temporary edit function that lets you fix typos for the first 20 seconds after you submit a post
or a big warning sign that appears before you submit a post, which says "WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ YOUR POST AGAIN REALLY QUICK BEFORE SUBMITTING IT THIS TIME"
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link
an 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button next to Submit Post that posts "OTM" for you on a random thread
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link
The bb code error page has saved my style 100s of times. I'm just thankful for that and blindly accept my ungrammatical errors.
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link
i use the "are you sure, asshole?" feature on gmail about twenty times a day so an ilx redact button would be a blessing
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link
a proximity beacon in restrooms that turns your phone into "do not disturb mode" while you are in there
― ultimate american sock (mh), Thursday, 30 April 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link
urinal proximity beacon that causes your phone to play a loud peeing sound from its speakers upon approach, relieving you of any performance anxiety
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link
or maybe just a speaker in every bathroom that constantly plays peeing sounds. or any sounds, I suppose, if the volume is loud enough.
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link
i am a long time advocate for incredibly loud music in bathrooms
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link
possibly because i work with numerous men with terrible prostrate problems
oh man loud white noise in bathrooms would be amazing.
― Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link
actually, better make it...............................................................................brown noise
― Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link
a film called REMAKE that gets remade and released on the same date every year with the same cast and crew and determinedly sticks faithfully to the original - leading to fans scrutinising every minute of every new release to spot the differences
― mea nulta (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link
Highlights Magazine the movie
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 April 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Would watch the saga of Goofus vs. Gallant on the big screen.
― More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 April 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link
None of those bathroom ideas are terrible, btw. As opposed to any number of widely-accepted ideas currently employed in public restrooms.
― More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 April 2015 20:13 (nine years ago) link
such as leaving a gigantic gap between the stall door and frame so that everyone can see you pooping while washing their hands
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 April 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, April 29, 2015 11:01 AM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
lol
― marcos, Thursday, 30 April 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link
I still think about Miami Dad County up thread a lot for whatever reason, and started thinking about how terrible it would be have a Salford Dads Club.
A bunch guys would get together to ride bikes like in the Stop Me If You Think You've Heard This One Before video, but they're all old and wearing dockers and polos with big Morrisey quiffs or dressed kind of gothy with comb-overs and have reflector straps to hold their pant legs in place and have helmet-mounted rearview mirrors and their kids are riding with them in bike trailers or on little pink girl bikes with baskets.
― joygoat, Thursday, 30 April 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link
Possibly an amazing idea in disguise: chew toys for adults that replicate the sheer joy of biting ones nails
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 30 April 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link
made of substitute keratin
― Mordy, Friday, 1 May 2015 00:02 (nine years ago) link
nom nom nom
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 1 May 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link
Crazy Huge Golf - crazy golf, but scaled up so that each hole is the size of a hole on a regular golf course. So the windmill obstacle is an actual windmill, etc..
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:59 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― mea nulta (onimo), Thursday, April 30, 2015 12:58 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
these ideas need to hook up
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link
ha that's what I was sayin
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link
lol why did i reverse them! my sense of cause and effect has gone. the rainman gave me two cures and like a fool i mixed them.
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link
thought you'd just been unrelatedly mulling and decided it was time to bring goofus to life at last.
― difficult listening hour, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link
well that's another idea
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link
might be a Goofus idea. might be a Gallant idea. kinda thing that may only be learned in trying.
― Sufjan Grafton, Saturday, 2 May 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link