Bird Punk Magazine
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 11:53 (nine years ago) link
^ WS
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link
I actually know some punk rock birding enthusiasts, for real
― five six and (man alive), Friday, 6 March 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link
Never Mind The Dunnocks, Here's The Storm Petrels
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link
^an article about 'extreme' birding in pelagic winter settings, rather than spotting garden birds from the comfort of your kitchen
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link
ok lol
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link
those avians
― nakhchivan, Friday, 6 March 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link
a horror movie called I Shall Wear Purple
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:41 (nine years ago) link
I'm still trying to work out the plot points
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link
hahahaha
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link
oh shit. would a red hat be the killer? or would it be about a bunch of red hats getting killed?
― how's life, Friday, 6 March 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link
the poem is called 'warning', how's life. think about it
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link
k...basically, thousands of old ladies are inducted into the Red Hat Society with the promise that they will soon be able to bear children ('c'mon, it will make you feel young again!'). when they aren't otherwise occupied with pub crawls and brunches, the Red Hat Ladies undergo IVF en masse, and 9 months later they give birth to a horde of redheaded, purple-skinned demons.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:46 (nine years ago) link
[at this point it degenerates into generic monster movie mayhem]
...until a *shocking plot twist* reveals that the 'demons' are actually piñatas stuffed with Werther's ® Original ® Sugar Free Caramels.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link
'swing away!'
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link
M. Night Shyamalan (dir.)
*hands Werther's Original to grandson* now this is what I call growing old disgracefully!
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3kGllli.png
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link
'red hat society' (and variants thereof) is a very rewarding GIS, btw. I think I know how I'm gonna be spending the rest of my Friday night.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link
That sounds like a pretty good horror movie
― groundless round (La Lechera), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
er, ah, thanks!
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link
Minus the werthers stuffBut impregnating old ladies w mutant babies? Ok! I'd watch that.
― groundless round (La Lechera), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:35 (nine years ago) link
artisanal, locally-mined coal to fuel your vintage power plant
― mh, Monday, 9 March 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link
series of opinion columns with deliberately provocative titles but which, on closer inspection, are just a list of things I might buy with my payment from the columns
― Reader, I murder dem (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 10:29 (nine years ago) link
Barefoot Contessa to host a babies' cookery programme, making things like makka-pakka-roni cheese, called Ina Night Garten
― kinder, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link
Need an example of a title, DJM.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link
a public service campaign that alerts the British populace to the damaging effects of calling each other 'm8' on the internet (i.e. it supposedly devalues and trivializes friendship)
slogan: DON'T UNDERESTIM8
the 'adverts' would appear in metro carriages or tube trolleys or whatever you guys call those things
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 22 March 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link
Today I drank a can of Red Bull Tropical, which tasted like someone had eaten a mango and then thrown up. Which co-incidentally was the original formulation of Um Bongo, but they couldn't make a racist advertising jingle out of that so they had to change it.
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link
A Tin Machine tribute band, except all the songs have lyrics that refer to Halo:
Master ChiefMaster ChiefTake me anywhereIn a speeding Warthogwith guns blazing in the airMaster ChiefMaster Chief
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Saturday, 28 March 2015 08:41 (nine years ago) link
the poetry of William McGonagall performed in a calypso style
― pissbaby nobody in the corner (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 29 March 2015 17:03 (nine years ago) link
High-quality streaming wedding dress service called Bridal
― Punny Names (latebloomer), Tuesday, 31 March 2015 00:41 (nine years ago) link
Shut Up and Dance comeback single called "Vaping I'm Vaping"― Misandry Rooney (Noodle Vague), Monday, June 2, 2014 4:19 PM (10 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
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started on these fucking e-cig things this weekend and have had this going round and round in my head
― woof, Sunday, 12 April 2015 21:22 (nine years ago) link
Disposable diapers printed to look like stacks of currency so you can feel like high roller when piling them up on the changing table.
― joygoat, Monday, 13 April 2015 19:40 (nine years ago) link
A cell phone recycling company called fuckyoudarren.com. The company will not pay you anything for your shitty old phone, but it will film somebody publicly screaming "Yeah?! Oh Yeah?! Well fuck you, Darren!" before spiking it into the sidewalk.
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 19:38 (nine years ago) link
A screwball comedy movie called Dagnabbit, Ned Raggett!
― Pat Condell tha funkee homosapien (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 19 April 2015 19:48 (nine years ago) link
a temporary edit function that lets you fix typos for the first 20 seconds after you submit a post
or a big warning sign that appears before you submit a post, which says "WHY DON'T YOU JUST READ YOUR POST AGAIN REALLY QUICK BEFORE SUBMITTING IT THIS TIME"
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link
an 'I'm Feeling Lucky' button next to Submit Post that posts "OTM" for you on a random thread
― Roberto Spiralli, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link
The bb code error page has saved my style 100s of times. I'm just thankful for that and blindly accept my ungrammatical errors.
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 15:09 (nine years ago) link
i use the "are you sure, asshole?" feature on gmail about twenty times a day so an ilx redact button would be a blessing
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 15:28 (nine years ago) link
a proximity beacon in restrooms that turns your phone into "do not disturb mode" while you are in there
― ultimate american sock (mh), Thursday, 30 April 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link
urinal proximity beacon that causes your phone to play a loud peeing sound from its speakers upon approach, relieving you of any performance anxiety
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link
or maybe just a speaker in every bathroom that constantly plays peeing sounds. or any sounds, I suppose, if the volume is loud enough.
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 April 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link
i am a long time advocate for incredibly loud music in bathrooms
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:13 (nine years ago) link
possibly because i work with numerous men with terrible prostrate problems
oh man loud white noise in bathrooms would be amazing.
― Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link
actually, better make it...............................................................................brown noise
― Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Thursday, 30 April 2015 17:18 (nine years ago) link
a film called REMAKE that gets remade and released on the same date every year with the same cast and crew and determinedly sticks faithfully to the original - leading to fans scrutinising every minute of every new release to spot the differences
― mea nulta (onimo), Thursday, 30 April 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link
Highlights Magazine the movie
― Bookmark No Bingus Permalink (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 30 April 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link
Would watch the saga of Goofus vs. Gallant on the big screen.
― More Fetid Than Fêted (Old Lunch), Thursday, 30 April 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link