Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

mirotic deserves better

pau thinks directly under the basket is a good spot to find a rebound

this better go to ot so russ can get a triple dub

ban uncoordinated compression gear, doesnt even do anything

god westbrook is just so so so unbelievably bad & dumb in the crunch

lol

that pass by pau

he is so happy

sneeeeellllll

hm wonder who gets the ball here hmm hmm

oh, russ

horrible decision by waiters anyway

"let's get the ball to westbrook no matter where he is on the floor, even if it's 40 feet from the basket while double teamed, i just don't want to have to think of something right now, my head hurts"

-- scott brooks

lmao westb

okc is, at end of day, kind of #bad

god westbrook is just so so so unbelievably bad & dumb in the crunch

― Clay, Thursday, March 5, 2015 10:37 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

iirc he has an airball in the final minute of each of the last three games

oh cool bones barry doing color, guess tnt heard my complaint about needing new blood, support this promotion

wld love to see russ play for a good coach, be kinda tragic if he went from okc to some dumpster fire lakers team

eh maybe love will be there then at some point

have been meaning to suggest an inevitable love & westbrook ucla reunion on the lakers recently

xp haw

bro we have been talking about this... for years

there is so much talk about where love will land that it all becomes noise at some point

will love be able to be good if someone else is good there?

the only place love can truly flourish is boston everyone knows

in any case, mavs blazers already gangbusters

i was thinking about it2 and love being a v interesting pairing the other day but did not want to get hopes too high

love and westbrook together playing for the dysfunctional lakers im guessing wld not be great for either of them

enter: amar'e

huh, the sideline reporter is the old blazers sideline reporter from local broadcasts. she was... not good. wonder how she got a nat'l gig

ahaha Tobias Harris just fell into what looked like a whole family's laps and then gave one of the kids a fist bump

devin harris, my bad

huh, the sideline reporter is the old blazers sideline reporter from local broadcasts. she was... not good. wonder how she got a nat'l gig

― Clay, Thursday, March 5, 2015 11:06 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

she just asked carlisle two of the more meandering sideline interview questions i've ever heard.

celtics used to have this big weird sweaty guy now they have this very cute lady who all the announcers love condescending to

lol steve blake switching onto dirk in the high post

there were very strong and constant rumors that she and LMA had a fwb thing going on, her interviews with him were very... familiar

lol i was wondering why celtics sideline reports had been so much more pleasant, i think i had blocked out greg dickerson and his talent for always looking like he had shadows on his face despite exclusively appearing on a brightly-lit basketball court.

dirk bricking some wide open threes

also if i've learned anything from the boston red sox it's that if there's a rumor about a reporter fucking a player it's 100% true.

dan shaughnessy boned the hell out of mo vaughn

well he is known as the curly-haired boyfriend for a reason

the dubs have a new sideline reporter this year, rosalyn gold-onwude, and she is the best. she played at stanford and actually knows what she's talking about, and even better ... she's not ric bucher.

there was a lot of arm touching and smiling in those lma interviews and that kind of arm touching doesn't happen between two people who are not happily intimate

also i remember she did some local sports show once and a host suggested possibly trading lamarcus and she blurted out "NO!" like someone had just run over her cat

loool

omg that is amazing

haha

lma is pretty dreamy tbh

wes :~

yeah worried about wes, glad to see dame hit a few tho

mavs fall further and further off that cliff

Portland's Wesley Matthews on his way to MRI, with Blazers holding significant concern about seriousness of lower leg injury.

uhhhhhhh ohhhhhh