xp it is def preferable to the tude I would get from the fellas at B4rt's car store.
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link
Kind of wonder if the edible coffee cups also contain drinkable coffee
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link
http://www.businesswire.com/news/home/20150316005153/en/Chicken-Charge-BURGER-KING%C2%AE-Restaurants#.VQhOFxDF88Z
Starting today, Gloria, the unbiased bird, will make that tough call. She is going on the national Random Gloria tour in her custom-designed coop to determine if Chicken Fries will be available at certain BURGER KING® restaurants. Kicking off in the New York area, she will make her way across the nation, stopping at select locations with bursting contingencies of Chicken Fries fans.Chicken Fries enthusiasts are invited to come cheer on Gloria in person or watch the live stream at www.chickenfries.com as she makes her decision. Each day when she arrives with her expert handler, she will ascend from her plush coop onto her custom decision-making stage and randomly choose whether or not Chicken Fries will return to that BURGER KING® restaurant. It's simple – if Gloria chooses “yes,” Chicken Fries will be on the menu at that location. If she chooses “no,” sorry, no Chicken Fries that day. Like it or not, Gloria has the final word. She can’t be bought, seduced or swayed. After the decision, fans can take celebratory or sad-face photos with her.
Chicken Fries enthusiasts are invited to come cheer on Gloria in person or watch the live stream at www.chickenfries.com as she makes her decision. Each day when she arrives with her expert handler, she will ascend from her plush coop onto her custom decision-making stage and randomly choose whether or not Chicken Fries will return to that BURGER KING® restaurant. It's simple – if Gloria chooses “yes,” Chicken Fries will be on the menu at that location. If she chooses “no,” sorry, no Chicken Fries that day. Like it or not, Gloria has the final word. She can’t be bought, seduced or swayed. After the decision, fans can take celebratory or sad-face photos with her.
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:54 (nine years ago) link
'bursting contingencies'
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link
hiring a chicken to make decisions about eating the flesh of other chickens is some sick shit imo
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link
is she unbiased or is she random
is she choosing locations on the merits or is it just a cruel joke of fate that a chicken decides your diet for you
― j., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:01 (nine years ago) link
haha
Born and raised at Starlight Ranch in Lake Elsinore, CA, Gloria is a three-year-old Rhode Island Red chicken.Ever since she was a little chick, Gloria aspired to take the spotlight. Her friends on the farm adored her for her charisma and wit. And now, she finally has the perfect stage to showcase her talents.
Ever since she was a little chick, Gloria aspired to take the spotlight. Her friends on the farm adored her for her charisma and wit. And now, she finally has the perfect stage to showcase her talents.
it's like there's a vegan apostate working for their ad agency
― j., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:05 (nine years ago) link
seriously wtf are they thinking
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:09 (nine years ago) link
Oh man, Bayonne NJ livestream in 47 minutes.
― jmm, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link
Is a Chicken in Charge of BURGER KING® Restaurants?
― 龜, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:14 (nine years ago) link
for years fast food ad campaigns were limited to only having cartoon versions of animals eat themselves and think they were delicious
but soon, with cutting-edge genetic research, we will finally be able to have live chickens take bites out of themselves with three-pronged cartoon forks and then shoot a big grin at the customer before using their free wing to give a thumbs-up sign
― j., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link
I think the P'Zolo (tm) can already do that
― droit au butt (Euler), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link
Gloria sounds delicious
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link
can they grind her into a thin paste and then batter fry her first though
I want to know Herzog's take on this.
― jmm, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link
lol it would be the burger king in fucking bayonne
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:28 (nine years ago) link
Have you seen this? http://fortune.com/2015/03/16/starbucks-baristas-race-talk/
an initiative launched this week by the coffee store chain to stimulate conversation and debate about the race in America by getting employees to engage with customers about the perennially hot button subject.Beginning on Monday, Starbucks baristas will have the option as they serve customers to hand cups on which they’ve handwritten the words “Race Together” and start a discussion about race.
Beginning on Monday, Starbucks baristas will have the option as they serve customers to hand cups on which they’ve handwritten the words “Race Together” and start a discussion about race.
― pplains, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link
There you go. My coffee cup now says "Race Together" on it. The conversation has begun.
― pplains, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link
"But I told that guy my name was Ray Sellinger. Can't they spell anything right?"
― pplains, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link
looking forward to the subway 'let's talk about religion' initiative
your sandwich artist will write 'do your people really believe THAT?' on the wrapper for your footlong meatball
― j., Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:41 (nine years ago) link
― j., Tuesday, March 17, 2015 12:15 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
picturing monty burns and his one bite of blinky the three-eyed fish, here
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link
https://hushcomics.files.wordpress.com/2014/05/peter-davison-1.jpg
― IHeartMedia, the giant broadcaster formerly known as Clear Channel, (stevie), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 16:59 (nine years ago) link
oops, sorry for the hueg
lol, Bayonne doesn't get chicken fries.
Now they're asking Gloria oracular Yes or No questions.
― jmm, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link
can't wait for chik-fil-a to strike back
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2f/Worshiping_the_golden_calf.jpg
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link
Beginning on Monday, Dairy Queen dairistas will have the option as they serve customers to hand cups on which they’ve handwritten the words “MooLatte” and start a discussion about race.
― example (crüt), Tuesday, 17 March 2015 17:09 (nine years ago) link
Is it supposed to be a play on "We're in this race together"?
― jmm, Thursday, 19 March 2015 17:41 (nine years ago) link
Thought it was an invitation to listen to Racebannon with a cool barista.
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 19 March 2015 18:23 (nine years ago) link
the ~ ~ ~ ~ human race ~ ~ ~ ~
― j., Thursday, 19 March 2015 18:36 (nine years ago) link
Slightly off topic I guess
http://www.foodandwine.com/fwx/food/how-deep-fry-cadbury-eggs-and-revolutionize-your-easter-candy
― polyphonic, Monday, 23 March 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link
deep-fried creme eggs look like weeping pustules
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 24 March 2015 10:55 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/MWikylM.jpg
Does anybody have $10
I need to buy some gloves
For a friend
― 龜, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link
http://bigmacshop.se/
are u sure that's all u need
http://images.ttcdn.co/i/product/1000/0/144139-ad6f4eeddc29432c98ef3e3cdc4f8936.jpeg
― j., Wednesday, 25 March 2015 15:33 (nine years ago) link
woman on left giving a real 'yeah you like these big mac jammies you sick fuck' look
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link
No longer an innovation, but the McDonald's near my workplace has the metal circle in this picture encased and on display like a holy relic.http://media.independent.com/img/photos/2008/03/27/Herb_Peterson_2006_File2.jpghttp://www.nbcnews.com/id/23819808/ns/business-us_business/t/egg-mcmuffin-inventor-herb-peterson-dies/#.VRjR7_nF-5I
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 30 March 2015 04:38 (nine years ago) link
RIP
― Jeff, Monday, 30 March 2015 11:03 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/RcLeq7z.jpg
I need this two minutes ago
― 龜, Monday, 6 April 2015 12:40 (nine years ago) link
That's all I really want from McDonalds anyway. Now all it needs is a tiny cardboard canoe full of dipping sauces.
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 6 April 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
need a belt of fry holsters
― And let’s say a new Hozier comes along, and Spotify outbids you (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 6 April 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link
A french fry bandolier
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Monday, 6 April 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link
http://thehunt.insnw.net/app/public/system/zine_images/1588085/original/71fa893652d1a052890a9e8de9bf62b9.jpg
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 6 April 2015 19:07 (nine years ago) link
DakiMcUra
― Roberto Spiralli, Monday, 6 April 2015 19:32 (nine years ago) link
http://gothamist.com/2015/04/13/shrewd_taco_skateboard_marketing.php
i don't even know this fits here but this is completely incredible
― the portentous pepper (govern yourself accordingly), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:01 (nine years ago) link
Human taco Jon Newport and production manager Ben Wilkes, who took the video, spoke with Animal about the incident, which happened on Saturday afternoon. Newport was apparently a professional skateboarder at 16, which inspired Wilkes's confidence; "But as soon as he passed me I was like, 'Oh shit,'" he told the site. Taco toppings apparently obscured Newport's vision as he excited the ramp, resulting in the crash at the bottom.
omg huge lolsHUMAN TACO
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link
The highway's jammed with broken tacos
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 07:18 (nine years ago) link
i need to see that footage
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:29 (nine years ago) link
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, April 15, 2015 7:18 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Amazing.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 15:47 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DigtCrO77L8https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mIpa7lxfhUs
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link
new death grips album is just audio of skateboarding taco being hit by a car
― Premise ridiculous. Who have two potato? (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 20:04 (nine years ago) link