it's funny, either i woke up crying in the middle of last night or i dreamed i woke up crying in the middle of last night and as i was sobbing away there i thought "i don't miss her i miss being loved"
tru story
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 07:19 (nine years ago) link
xp sounds like a chill bro tbf
― A MOOC, what's a MOOC? (Bananaman Begins), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 08:40 (nine years ago) link
what I miss the most
http://brilliantfantastic.com/assets/hands-full-b5e09d49d2e6fc9b9cd8e6419035e556.png
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 09:05 (nine years ago) link
you should get a blood test after your first burning night
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link
what do ppl think about unbookmarking this thread? i've been reading it consistently since it started but as of late the memes seem pretty recycled and maybe this idiom has reached a redundant point? but i don't want to miss some amazing new innovation in facebook memes. i'm so conflicted. sufjan, i feel like you probably have some good advice here.
― Mordy, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:49 (nine years ago) link
what is the new facebook artist thing that people do on facebook now that the facebook artist fad is over? it must be those 'she walked into the house and you'll never guess what she found...' things, surely?
― Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link
am sticking with this thread, but I did deactivate my FB account today #importantnews
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link
currently, we are running open loop. you get your memes. you dump your memes here. there are no repercussions. you close the loop by starting a separate thread where ilxors comment on the quality of the posts itt. but if you aren't careful, the feedback thread could discourage a poster from posting a truly innovative facebook meme itt, and you'd miss out. so you need to cut the comments in the feedback thread with some Treeship. it is important to have just the right amount of Treeship in your feedback thread.
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:52 (nine years ago) link
tbh thread probably peaked in the first 3,000-7,000 posts, but i also feel like i'm actually seeing less of this crap on fbook. maybe i blocked the right people, or maybe there was some saturation point among sincerity-favoring aunts and uncles, and some key link in the viral food chain isn't backing up the desire of open-minded 13-year-olds to see deep inspirational thoughts. i dunno.
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 17:23 (nine years ago) link
xp idgi
― Treeship, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link
assume that ILX, to first order, can be approximated as a sphere
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link
not a morbius strip?
― Treeship, Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:05 (nine years ago) link
http://i60.tinypic.com/2eulvgo.jpg
― MaresNest, Thursday, 5 March 2015 12:27 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10392474_10152499432927365_3600452496077083991_n.jpg?oh=cea21aa6c80e4ac6b27476ad7d6e7b64&oe=559500D1&__gda__=1435149742_4d89496251e827efa789ec3f35117599
― flopson, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:29 (nine years ago) link
naw
― mh, Friday, 6 March 2015 01:32 (nine years ago) link
i'll take a few cylindrical beef jerky segmentsover a box full of sushi, anydaywranglers
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 March 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link
http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/The-Wicker-Man_zpsk7yivi3l.jpg
― bizarro gazzara, Friday, 6 March 2015 17:00 (nine years ago) link
A+
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Friday, 6 March 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link
I would rather stay home and watch OG "Wicker Man" than go to a club.
― ©Oz Quiz© (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 6 March 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link
I hate clubs and I would go to one if it would annoy the kinds of people who posted that first thing.
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Friday, 6 March 2015 17:16 (nine years ago) link
yes
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 6 March 2015 17:47 (nine years ago) link
I don't get what's up with clubs tbh, when I walk by during the daytime they always look like they're closed
― stately, plump buck angel (silby), Friday, 6 March 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ql8yjVY.png
― gr8080, Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:45 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/06YCDlp.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 7 March 2015 14:02 (nine years ago) link
it's already in my feed, that. arg.
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Saturday, 7 March 2015 15:57 (nine years ago) link
person who made that was a mistake
― Team Foxcatcherwatcher (Sufjan Grafton), Saturday, 7 March 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/474x/00/34/e9/0034e9e2a58acec425e635e2d7a3b1e9.jpg
― soref, Saturday, 7 March 2015 21:42 (nine years ago) link
holy fuck that italian meme xpost
― flappy bird (spazzmatazz), Saturday, 7 March 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
really having trouble following the sequence of events above but i guess they're describing getting kicked out of a no-dogs homeless shelter? and then scraping together enough to buy a tent and relocate to a state park? SHARE THIS!
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 7 March 2015 22:02 (nine years ago) link
https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8644/16747411045_4c297a217f_b.jpg
A Florida radio station put out a variety of images w/ this text and people on my feed have been reposting and liking them all week. It no longer even feels like attempted wittiness but more like propaganda.
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 8 March 2015 00:54 (nine years ago) link
dog day isn't a day, its only an afternoon.
thank you.
― Mark G, Sunday, 8 March 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/75047_623471787668881_882739361_n.jpg?oh=8fce9f533d1dfd751428597d1c186bfc&oe=55933F57&__gda__=1438491120_1a1f1d3fd2ac448cccf47d62059d875f
― how's life, Sunday, 8 March 2015 16:51 (nine years ago) link
picturing someone yanking that off the wall, running to the xerox machine and looking around desperately for some rubber cement
― Doctor Casino, Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:02 (nine years ago) link
a modest propostal
― drash, Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:04 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/jbOo481.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/kAfJMnE.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link
Holy shit I'm using that first one, thanks! (Second one wouldn't mean much to the Floridians I know)
― a girl with colitis (Je55e), Sunday, 8 March 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/psgxrAz.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link
https://scontent-iad.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11046749_1018575528339475_6521505214382994585_n.png?oh=20e0af61df7edbecff7aecc6e7784b6a&oe=557BBFFE
― flopson, Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
i'm sure i would've thought that was pretty profound in high school
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:29 (nine years ago) link
it's like flash fiction
― Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:31 (nine years ago) link
lonely guy thinking baout nicotine
― Aimless, Sunday, 8 March 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link
oh wait, i get it. that took me a second. "its (sic) time to break my bad habit [which is] you."
for a minute, i thought it was signed on the bottom like a letter - like "sincerely, you."
― billstevejim, Sunday, 8 March 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link
dear you
i'm leaving
sincerelyyou
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 8 March 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link
You said "you", referring to me. Wrong; the correct answer is "you".
― Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Sunday, 8 March 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link
At first I thought "this made me emotional" was flopson's text!
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 8 March 2015 21:33 (nine years ago) link
haha same here
― Nhex, Sunday, 8 March 2015 22:48 (nine years ago) link
+1
― Luis Brañuel - Bell de Jour (wins), Sunday, 8 March 2015 22:49 (nine years ago) link
uhhhh wtf
http://i61.tinypic.com/2qa1p53.jpg
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 20:01 (nine years ago) link
My mom has posted that one about prisoners/the elderly. ;_;
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link