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YOUR OWN RIGOROUS CONTEMPT FOR EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE DISGUISING YOUR DEEP AND POSIONOUS SELF-LOATHING

Relevant indeed.

Momus (Momus), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 18:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Just because you don't like to hear it, Momus, doesn't mean it isn't true. Jess's rant is on-point.

J0hn Darn13lle, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 19:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Much though I like Ethan's writing an ILX made of nothing but Ethans would be tiresome.

I think we're just going to have to agree to disagree on this one Fritz. I think instant right of reply completely changes the context of writing; you don't. I think that in the idea "bits of ILX are like Vice" the "bits of" part counterbalances the "like" part; you don't seem to. Fair enough but I can't think of anything either of us can say now to convince the other.

Jess - thanks for your contribution to the masterplan ;)

Tom (Groke), Wednesday, 16 October 2002 20:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

but Tom: I thought "ILE" stood for "I Love Ethan"-- doesn't it?

J0hn Darn13lle, Wednesday, 16 October 2002 20:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Your 'Momus do you like Ashcroft?' point is silly, though. You can't be solicitor general and still be in any way 'transgressive' or 'against the status quo'. Power changes everything.

Oh, so the people who write for Vice have no power, do they? And if I'm a black person and I know what's in Vice and I see a bunch of beery loudmouths coming down the street at 3AM wearing 'Vice' t-shirts, do I offer to shake their hands in the spirit of love and multiculturalism? You're absolutely right that power changes everything, and with a large readership and a burgeoning media empire, I'd say the Vice boys have racked up a significant amount of it.

The article says 'In the old days, being on the side of nerds was subversive. Now, when Bill Gates rules the world, it isn't. So to be subversive, we need to do something else. Reset your watch, pay attention to the changed context!'

After reading the article several times, this line of thinking did occur to me. Except that it's interesting how you're deliberately vague in your categorization of the 'new way to be subversive', because the new way they're proposing in that article is to return to the violent persecution of the weak. Even if you don't take it as literally as I just did, the whole attitude still reeks of proto-fascism.

(I was going to tell Momus off for making slippery and untenable arguments, but hell, at least it keeps the conversation going. When was the last time I dropped all interest in school work to argue on ILX? Probably Spring 2001, actually.)

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 17 October 2002 01:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

Can I just butt in for a moment and say how much I love ILE?

Douglas, Thursday, 17 October 2002 03:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

how in god's name can this thread still be going?!

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 03:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

As long as people equate wedgies with proto-fascism, this thread will continue.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 October 2002 03:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

go pee in a cup.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 03:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

B-but tracer:

If....

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Thursday, 17 October 2002 04:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think Dave and Momus have missed the plot-line of the nerd article - Momus because he's trying to prove some kind of point about paradigms and the necessity of "getting with the program" (many people on this board have made a pretty convincing case that this is NOT a good in and of itself). I'm not sure why Dave's missing it given that he's read it several times.

The language is coming from somebody who's been betrayed, by a lover, by a friend ("fuck fucking you"!!) You don't use that tone with someone you don't care about. The writer vaguely senses that the nerds are capable of things she could never do - so she hates them in a way, but it's from jealousy: she knows that they can go on to do all sorts of things she won't be able to. But what do they do instead? Create Lara fucking Croft!! I mean "the revenge of the nerds" was a great idea in the 80s but it turned into a fucking bust!

This article's useful for the thread I think because it shows how nerds and bullies need each other, how each has something the other needs. Maybe you think the editors need a swift kick in the head and that's fair, but writing this good shouldn't be simplified with slogans like "proto-fascist" or "reset your watch". And it oughtn't to be slagged unless you're willing to actually think about it.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 October 2002 04:39 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think everyone on this thread needs to hug their neighbor, to make sure we all still like each other.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 04:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

Aw, Jess! There you go again! C'mere!

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 17 October 2002 04:47 (twenty-one years ago) link

it's the drink that does it to me.

shall we sing ebony and ivory?

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 04:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

b-b-but i've got these 9 other points I'm been making notes on!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 October 2002 04:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

[Suzy] can remember when the only things there were Domsey's and a steak house.

Those may have been the only things there of interest to a white middle-class visitor from Manhattan, but they were hardly the only things there. That is where the thread started: Vice pointing out the limited, discontinuous viewpoint of people who can't imagine using the N-word but who are blind to class boundaries because they can afford to be.

Vice may willfully insult people based on their race, but it never ignores the poor, never mocks the poor, and never kowtows to the rich. I can't think of another magazine with a comparably high profile of which the same is true.

(eater), Thursday, 17 October 2002 05:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hoorahhoorah anonanon!

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 17 October 2002 05:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

The language is coming from somebody who's been betrayed, by a lover, by a friend ("fuck fucking you"!!) You don't use that tone with someone you don't care about.

Maybe, but why do bullies care about nerds? Without nerds, bullies would have to turn their misdirected loathing towards themselves. I'm not saying people who give wedgies are necessarily proto-fascists. I'm saying that the attitude of that article, ie. 'if you're not LIKE US, you deserve a beatdown' extends to the whole damn magazine, an attitude which I think is disgusting.

P.S. I love you guys, especially Momus. Can you show up to the FAP this Friday? Come on, Japan's only what, a 10 hour flight?

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 17 October 2002 05:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

since I am a gal and not a guy I can loudly proclaim that DAVE M. CONFESSED ON THE DRINKING AND APPLAUSE THREAD THAT HE WAS IN AN EATING CLUB.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 October 2002 06:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

No, *not* hooray for the anonymous poster. I'm happy to keep a fixed identity here and take responsibility for what I write, as opposed to the reductive chickenshit@fraidycat.com above.

Insulting people's race or sexuality from a position of privilege (if you have a media outlet such as Vice, you are undeniably privileged) is still a form of oppression which contributes to continuing inequality (which means poverty too). And in the "don'ts" section of Vice I see just as much mockery of the poor subjects as I do the rich ones. Why don't they just come clean and say they hate everyone? I can admire an honest misanthrope, if only for the honesty.

And also: this whole middle-class thing. I'm just not. Educated, yes, privileged in the eyes of others for having a role in the media, sure. But I weave in and out of solvency and I still usually feel like the (need-based) scholarship kid I was when I went to that desolate and deserted part of Williamsburg in the mid to late 1980's to buy the only clothes I could afford at the time.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 17 October 2002 06:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

momus the only reason you like that magazine is cos they like the music on your label. felicity is either a man trying to make feminists look deviant, or a woman who wants to be one of the boys to make up for the fact that she isn't a particularly interesting individual.

anon (lucylurex), Thursday, 17 October 2002 06:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Bullies care about nerds because nerds have something the bullies don't have, and the bullies are envious of it. The way homophobes see out gays living and acting how they want despite the taboos in place against it, the same way "choice" represents a freedom over your own life that anti-abortionists don't have the guts to claim - it's envy. The writer (a man, btw, I didn't see that) acknowledges this - "we decided to be nicer, we gave you kudos". I know it's slightly oblique but it's not hard to read "back then, you knew your place" as "back then, you knew how to be yourself" rather than you know, becoming synonymous in the news media with "optimal venture capital attractors". I think this slight, and to me painfully funny, article may buckle under all this analysis but Dave it's far from the us/them dichotomy its title suggests. I mean, that the writer knows so damn much about the Power Puff Girls movie is kind of a giveaway.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 October 2002 06:50 (twenty-one years ago) link

And also: this whole middle-class thing. I'm just not.

If you weren't middle class, Suzy, you wouldn't be on the net right now but breast feeding six screaming kids. (Although you'd still shop at Domsey's, probably.)

Momus (Momus), Thursday, 17 October 2002 06:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

why thank you, anon., I didn't know you cared!

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 October 2002 07:17 (twenty-one years ago) link

Nick, do you honestly think all people on the Interweb are middle-class? That's *so* 1995.

suzy (suzy), Thursday, 17 October 2002 07:29 (twenty-one years ago) link

Insisting that the poor prioritize the things you want them to => yellow card!

Insisting that the poor stay poor => red card!

Also, assuming that anti-abortionists "in their heart of hearts" don't believe that a fetus is alive == Dud, but that's another thread.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 October 2002 07:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tracer, I didn't think the article was funny because I didn't find it clever, it didn't go completely over-the-top with its invective and it didn't seem to have a point. Compared to the Dos/Dont's page, it's just embarrassing.

Also, I find it very troubling when people start making apologies for the phrase "back then, you knew your place".

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 October 2002 12:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

it never ignores the poor, never mocks the poor, and never kowtows to the rich

I'm sorry, but I think printing a lifestyle and fashion magazine is inherently ignoring the poor and kowtowing to the rich. (I also don't think there's anything wrong with that, but let's not pretend Vice is the fucking Urban League.)

nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 17 October 2002 14:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

I wonder when anonymous posters will learn not to post under their not-so-anonymous usernames.

bnw (bnw), Thursday, 17 October 2002 14:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 October 2002 14:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

felicity you are like sooooo dead on friday, gal.

Dave M. (rotten03), Thursday, 17 October 2002 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

"anon" posters who post w/o logging out = CLASSIC

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 17 October 2002 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm still trying to figure out where the anon's information appeared...

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 October 2002 15:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Hit the Show All Details link at the bottom of the page.

Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 17 October 2002 15:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

jess & suzy - i meant those comments as compliments, but I guess it didn't come off that way. what i meant was that you both have a knack for the off-handed, casual putdown that reminded me of some of the better stuff in vice ... that their cd reviews section had the same funny fuck-youishness of a marathon overnight ethan&jess thread hijack.
I'm not trying to convince anyone that ile and vice are exact equivalents - only pointing out that some of the Vice-tone that's being attacked on this thread is actually quite popular here too. which seems only natural and good to me, but nobody else seems to see it that way so I will shut up about it.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

nobody else seems to see it that way

No, no! You're not alone!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

This is why I don't think it's a particularly good idea for a magazine to adopt a "conversing among friends" tone for articles, Fritz; unles you know the writer (or unless the writer is fantastic), the probability that the reader is going to focus on the tone and not pay attention to what the writer meant is too great. (It doesn't help when the editors give out interviews that make them seem extraordinarily loathesome.)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

I do see what you're saying, Dan, and it definitely wouldn't work if all magazines adopted a conversational tone but I do think that Vice is a satirical magazine and its chief target is the conventions of journalism but they are constantly saying Yes, We Are Fucking With You and No, We're Not A Reliable Source For Information so it doesn't seem like a bad thing to me

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

anyway - i think we're all sick of this... just didn't want to let the sun go down on this thread without trying to clear things up with jess

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

mmmm, i like the Force Md's.

Chris V. (Chris V), Thursday, 17 October 2002 17:40 (twenty-one years ago) link

fritz: thank you. sorry i flew off the handle.

(the thing is that i do see vice-like tendencies in my own writing, and they bother me to no end, which is probably what makes me a little oversensetive to the comparison.)

this is officially the last thing i will be posting to this thread.

jess (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 17 October 2002 18:26 (twenty-one years ago) link

I want to thank everyone who made this thread possible.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Thursday, 17 October 2002 18:44 (twenty-one years ago) link

"I wanna thank God.. THE REALIZT NIGGA OUT THERE!"

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 October 2002 18:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

Wait, Vice who in the what now?

Nate Patrin, Thursday, 17 October 2002 19:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

will it get to 600? has any thread got that far?

jel -- (jel), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think you're all idiots.

anon (Mark P), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

Before the curtain closes here, I just wanna say this: "i dont tell my grandmother her macaroni is off the motherfucking chain" --> Comedy Gold.

g.cannon (gcannon), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Vice published Russ Waterhouse's interview with Violent Ramp but that's the only thing I've read of theirs.

Seems like a pretty forward-thinking staff to print it all things considered.

gygax!, Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

i think you're all idiots.

thanks markpanon

donut bitch (donut), Thursday, 17 October 2002 20:59 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm glad people finally started discussing the substantive contents of the magazine.

I'm interested in something nabisco said and to which suzy hinted: "I'm sorry, but I think printing a lifestyle and fashion magazine is inherently ignoring the poor and kowtowing to the rich.

I'm not trying to pick on nabisco, because he was careful to say that there's nothing wrong with this (I hope he meant fashion and lifestyle, not kowtowing to the rich, BTW) and because he is in transit to NY (yay!), but why are the poor not presumed to be interested in, or to be entitled to, fashions and lifestyles?

As Andrew Farrell said upthread: "Insisting that the poor prioritze the things you want them to => yellow card!"

As I mentioned on the "Style Mags C/D?" thread, it's fine with me personally whatever people want to do with their clothes, but as the first "anon" poster mentioned, I think Vice gives coverage to an aesthetic that has less to do with money than imagination. Sure, they are often mean, but it's never "oh look at the big occlusions in THIS person's diamond tiara, what an impoverished loser, haha" it's often more like "why did this person assemble THAT particular ensemble from the the thrift store and decide to wear all the tiger prints at once?" or "hey, it's kind of nifty when guys shave their legs below the knee."

You can see beauty and non-beauty everywhere in the world, if you want to, even in a pile of garbage. Just because I can't afford a Mantegna painting doesn't mean I'm not allowed to look at it.

felicity (felicity), Thursday, 17 October 2002 21:38 (twenty-one years ago) link


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