What do y'all think Sarah's tits feel like?

I'm "pissed as a fart".

*raises shirt*

j-dawg has his own girlfriend who has a tounge stud and is doing a counselling course

"My, how you've grown since you started wearing your new y-fronts!"

I think this thread deserves far more than mere mockery.

Sarah? If you will come into my parlour, bare yourself, and let me gaze upon and fondle your breasts, I will report back to this forum and perhaps put this thing to rest.
Pay no attention to the video camera, dear. It is simply for documentation.
As objective as I attempt to be...I suspect that I am regarded as being full of shit.

Between the four of us, you and I and your tits, perhaps we can all gain some credibility.

if sarah found out i think she might be a little annoyed with me but she wont be too upset BUT SHE ISNT GOING TO FIND OUT

well she might but you know this could be any sarah's tits

Indeed, provided the Sarah in question is also a twenty year old college student in Adelaide in Western Australia, who wore a lower cut top and sat next to j-dawg at a computer lab on Thursday November 17, 2005 and who has a twenty-seven year old boyfriend. This narrows the field somewhat.

oh no

now you have caught me like a rat in a trap

Petard courtesy of the boo-tay boy. But come now, sirrah, don't be down in the mouth; summer is right around the corner. The divine Ms. S shall no doubt be but one among the sorority of the scantly clad. Buff up, buff up, buff up and play the game!

This business of "tits" has obviously enticed us to revisit our naughty childhood but most of us come around to remember that we are grownups now.

(Perhaps you assume too much, Zen.)

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Now we make work at the [view] and see what we may at our liesure.

As for EB's disclaimer: there are many educational institutes in the fair city of adelaide; I think we may assume that EB, at least, would not make much of a seminarian or Bible student, so we may disregard the more denominational schools.

The U of Adelaide is the big dawg in that city and the most fair pickings. It is also renowned for its computer sciences programs. Given EB's sad command of the language and his attachment to computers, we, the Holmes's of the world, might take heart that we are on the true scent and EB is but dragging a red herring across his all-too-obvious path.

And I think you should apologise to the University of SA and Flinders University for running down them down in a roundabout sort of way.

anyway i believe flinders thinks of itself as a leftist agitprop factory. but maybe thats because i know a girl who is on the student union there.

The real subject of inquiry, in my case at least, is how tits dance on angels.

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Great thread

Hypnotic, even.

I don't know. Some days I think Sarah's tits have been done to death. On other days I think we could squeeze a bit more out of them.

HEAVE HO IS A FATTEY RETARD VI4RGIN WHOS THINKS DTITAYS FEEEL LIKE SANDBAGS

Don't yours?

MY MY THEY DO YES

what a beautiful thread

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Good news! Great tits cope well with warming.

Cheep joke. Keep up the good work.