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jim carrey does an incredible alan thicke impersonation

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:48 (twenty years ago) link

www.layingitonthicke.com


(i don't know if this is a real URL or not, i just thought it would be a funny name for my pretend fansite)

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:49 (twenty years ago) link

I'm going to be under my desk weeping piteously by the end of this.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:49 (twenty years ago) link

I never liked this show, but my best friend had the HUGEST crush on kirk so I'd watch it with her. I NEVER found him attractive.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

He's no Candace Cameron. That's for sure!

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:56 (twenty years ago) link

Not Full House, noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:57 (twenty years ago) link

Full House always leads to tears.

El Diablo Robotico (Nicole), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

It's true, I'm crying now.

luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

somewhere (i think i even posted it on ILX somewhere), there's the beginings of what will someday be my claim-to-fame argument that Full House was the impetus of the teenwave of the late 90s/early 00s.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

Oh come off it. A quick WHOIS gave me this:

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Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 19:59 (twenty years ago) link

you frighten me sometimes.

Now look, FH defined a generation.
A generation of weak-kneed, self-centered matieralists with no regard for posterity, true, but were it not for DJ and Stephanie Tanner (not to mention
"is he or isn't he" Joey Gladstone) there would be no market for Britney Spears, Nsync, etc.
Full House was the cultural incubator for the Echo Generation (aka the after-boom), and deserves to be recognized as such. Were it not for the
extended life of this show (and those that it spawned: Family Matters, Boy Meets World, uh, uh, that one about the kid who ate the bad hamburger and
died then came back as an angel, the other one with Bronson Pinchot as magical alien who becomes best friends with the little brat from Jerry
Maguire, and eventually Dawson's Creek, Felicity, and NYPD Blue), well beyond any real DEMAND for it, surviving simply because it was better to
know exactly where John Stamos and his hairpiece were going to be than having them at large (remember his pre-FH sitcom as the rockin' rebel son of
TV's Quincy and Felix Unger, Jack Klugman...something about TWO...
And for the record, Stamos was a full-fledged member of the Beach Boys (as drummer) during their post-lawsuit against Brian Wilson REALLY
Endless Summer Kokomo-era tours.
For what it's worth John Stamos is as much a Beach "Boy" as Dennis Wilson (the only one who actually surfed, and eventually drowned--no sissy-ass
plane crashes for him), and deserves his due credit for what his pivotal role in what has happened to Rockaroll.
As he said on some TV show (possibly even early Conan) "Jason Priestly? Luke Perry? Don't talk to me about those fuckers. I had sideburns when they
was still suckin' they mamas' teats. Who's the trend-setter now, G?"
Licentious quote, sure, but he did in fact say something along those lines.
Time will prove that Full House was as emblematic of its time as, say, All in the Family or Flipper, were of theirs.

Don't fuck with Stamos.

-- Horace Mann (handsomishbo...), April 10th, 2003.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:01 (twenty years ago) link

(Ps the above was originally an email to a pal, and contains no actual information)

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:03 (twenty years ago) link

handsomeasthicke@yahoo.com

i believe we have an new ILX meme.

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:24 (twenty years ago) link

What are you talking about?

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:26 (twenty years ago) link

This is the worst thread ever.

Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:44 (twenty years ago) link

But you read the whole thing, didn't you?

NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

ally's fucking nuts

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:45 (twenty years ago) link

If you call the number that I posted as Huck's, you should reach the town information center for a small town in very Northern Saskatchewan.

THAT'S COMEDY!

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

Especially since they would spell it "centre".

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

No, seriously, this is horrible. I mean you wanna make a good thread it should be about Charles in fucking Charges ok?!?! KIRK CAMERON CAN EAT MY FUC

Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

No, if it were about Charles in Charge it would be "ironic". Who needs that?

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:50 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.emerchandise.com/images/p/GPN/pdSTGPN0001.jpg

Was he in Left Behind?

Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

Oh my god, what is he doing with his hand?

NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:51 (twenty years ago) link

willie ames' xian action movies aint got shit on kirk 'i nailed chelsea noble like jesus' hands to the cross' cameron's

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

Yes, he was. Kirk cameron was a big-time Christian fundamentalist.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

Excuse me, IS a big-time Christian Fundamentalist.

latebloomer (latebloomer), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

Charles in Charles is NOT IRONIC people. Fuck you.

Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

you're a mean drunk.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

My sister is totally dating the guy from Charles in Charge.

Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:53 (twenty years ago) link

Whew! For a second there, I thought Kirk was dead. Don't do that to me.

oops (Oops), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

ding ding ding. sarah is correctorz.

http://www.christianmovie.net/images/Posterstairs.jpg

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

Look, just accept that we're all a little older than you, and Growing Pains was our Charles In Charge. It's just a generation gap thing.

Casuistry (Chris P), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

it's ironic cuz baio's hilarious portrayal proved charles was anything but 'in charge' esp. if willie ames was around!

cinniblount (James Blount), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

I am totally the nicest drunk ever. I'll fuck you all. HAHAHAHA. etc.

Willie Ames is totally my favorite erpnos ever.

Allyzay, Tuesday, 16 December 2003 20:56 (twenty years ago) link

My sister is totally dating the guy from Charles in Charge.

Uh, "the guy" = Scott Baio?

jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:02 (twenty years ago) link

I am totally the nicest drunk ever. I'll fuck you all. HAHAHAHA. etc.

I don't know if "nice" is necessarily the word, Ally Seaver.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:04 (twenty years ago) link

Oh, great, jaymc. Now he's totally gonna google that and find out I'm discussing him on a message board@!

Sarah McLusky (coco), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:14 (twenty years ago) link

he should be grateful to be discussed at all.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:15 (twenty years ago) link

heh. does that poster make anybody else think that Kirk is auditioning for the lead role in _Constantine_?

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Tuesday, 16 December 2003 21:16 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is still more fun than argueing about mod privs.

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 15:21 (twenty years ago) link

this thread is overrated.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 15:27 (twenty years ago) link

And yet, somehow intriguing.

luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

"never, never, shove jelly beans into your penis again Ben."

http://www.classicmoviekids.com/images/m/millerjeremy/millerjeremy301hopt.jpg

Chris 'Knuckle Deep' V. (Chris V), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 17:51 (twenty years ago) link

I AM SO MAD AT YOU FOR THAT CHRIS V (oh who am I kidding hahahahahahaha)

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 18:27 (twenty years ago) link

hee hee. just

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 18:43 (twenty years ago) link

oops. just imagine the "parental warning" they had to read before THAT episode.

"on Tonight's Very Special Episode, we deal with Mature Topics..."

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 18:44 (twenty years ago) link

didn't Ben Seaver once get a crotch disorder from being a paperboy? that was a confusing episode.

Huckleberry Mann (Horace Mann), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 18:56 (twenty years ago) link

i think that was one of those unaired "Growing Pains After Dark" episodes.

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 19:21 (twenty years ago) link

You're thinking of Groin Pains.

Casuistry (Chris P), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 19:29 (twenty years ago) link

Thank you ! Good night, Ladies & Gentleman! You've been a great audience, and please drive safely!

El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Wednesday, 17 December 2003 19:41 (twenty years ago) link


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