Whats The Longest You've Gone Without Bathing?

megabump! The bathing habits of others always confuse me, since I'll often go a week between showers and it's only after five days or so that I get notably grotty. My skin is as smooth as silk, independent adjudicators have told me that I don't smell, and my hair only descends from 'luxuriant glory' to 'kinda greasy' after, ooh, day four. I am a fairly hairless man, but still. I surely can't be alone in this! Am I just deluded and somehow surrounded by yes men?

When I was in grad school, I'd bathe once a week. I didn't smell too bad at the end of that cycle, but it wasn't terribly attractive, either. I would help things out a bit by putting chalk in my hair, which reduced the oiliness some. The grossest part was week-old crotch rot & butt itch. Eventually, I decided I wanted to make hump with women who were attracted to men who bathed more regularly, so I started bathing once every other day, and now I bathe every morning.