I take it you're not familiar with the pplains school of humor
― mh, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link
or the women squirting prostate tissue school of...women squirting
― pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link
man think before you speak crabbs
i would not have matched that comment with that username but hearty lolz ensued
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link
i've waited forever for an actual example of plainsplaining.
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
― pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Tuesday, March 3, 2015 10:06 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this sounds like a line from a porn spam email
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link
I kind of wanted to make a little image with "She is a woman, that is the joke" signed pplains in cursive
― mh, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link
Let me know when you do so I can get ILX quoted out of context all fired up and ready.
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link
A startup along the lines of Trunk Club (curated clothing) only they also send you someone to help you get dressed.
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link
A Daft Punk tribute band called Old Wank. I don't know why, but that was briefly the most hilarious thing I'd heard this evening.
― 0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link
gonna be hard to beat this one though.
http://i.imgur.com/EykBKqx.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link
change thread title to "you're terrible ideas"
― Soylent News Service (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link
this
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10995670_10152617228266428_6776509990744808618_n.jpg?oh=bc3387b418b4b2260efa271b77b0a74c&oe=5591DD48&__gda__=1434922551_2e1b813271d6d6dae6bc567504af1b5c
― pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Thursday, 5 March 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link
Abbs I respect quick peeing. Don't let the haters get to you!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link
oh man ain't no thing these days
― pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link
would totally buy a bottle of that bad idea
― Soylent News Service (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link
I'm going to start timing my pees. I've never even thought about how much actual time passes.
― how's life, Thursday, 5 March 2015 11:40 (nine years ago) link
does the pee time count the purgatorial waiting when you're in position but waiting for the bodily gears to align (a process celebrated in the hit 1990 game Pipe Mania)? Or is that a separate column on the spreadsheet?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 March 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link
For me I sort of base it as in and out of the bathroom when I'm out - I don't want people who also went in (ie my husband; I always beat him!) to wait for me
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 5 March 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link
FFM have you been awol? or am i just reading the wrong threads
― kinder, Thursday, 5 March 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link
I'm in school and always tired so I just lurk a lot! Thank you for noticing :) I miss desk job life and its opportunities for actual internet engagement.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 6 March 2015 03:32 (nine years ago) link
Bird Punk Magazine
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 11:53 (nine years ago) link
^ WS
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link
I actually know some punk rock birding enthusiasts, for real
― five six and (man alive), Friday, 6 March 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link
Never Mind The Dunnocks, Here's The Storm Petrels
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 21:54 (nine years ago) link
^an article about 'extreme' birding in pelagic winter settings, rather than spotting garden birds from the comfort of your kitchen
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 21:56 (nine years ago) link
ok lol
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link
those avians
― nakhchivan, Friday, 6 March 2015 22:13 (nine years ago) link
a horror movie called I Shall Wear Purple
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:41 (nine years ago) link
I'm still trying to work out the plot points
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link
hahahaha
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:42 (nine years ago) link
oh shit. would a red hat be the killer? or would it be about a bunch of red hats getting killed?
― how's life, Friday, 6 March 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link
the poem is called 'warning', how's life. think about it
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link
k...basically, thousands of old ladies are inducted into the Red Hat Society with the promise that they will soon be able to bear children ('c'mon, it will make you feel young again!'). when they aren't otherwise occupied with pub crawls and brunches, the Red Hat Ladies undergo IVF en masse, and 9 months later they give birth to a horde of redheaded, purple-skinned demons.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:46 (nine years ago) link
[at this point it degenerates into generic monster movie mayhem]
...until a *shocking plot twist* reveals that the 'demons' are actually piñatas stuffed with Werther's ® Original ® Sugar Free Caramels.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link
'swing away!'
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link
M. Night Shyamalan (dir.)
*hands Werther's Original to grandson* now this is what I call growing old disgracefully!
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/3kGllli.png
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link
'red hat society' (and variants thereof) is a very rewarding GIS, btw. I think I know how I'm gonna be spending the rest of my Friday night.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:53 (nine years ago) link
That sounds like a pretty good horror movie
― groundless round (La Lechera), Friday, 6 March 2015 23:58 (nine years ago) link
er, ah, thanks!
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link
Minus the werthers stuffBut impregnating old ladies w mutant babies? Ok! I'd watch that.
― groundless round (La Lechera), Saturday, 7 March 2015 00:35 (nine years ago) link
artisanal, locally-mined coal to fuel your vintage power plant
― mh, Monday, 9 March 2015 22:01 (nine years ago) link
series of opinion columns with deliberately provocative titles but which, on closer inspection, are just a list of things I might buy with my payment from the columns
― Reader, I murder dem (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 10:29 (nine years ago) link
Barefoot Contessa to host a babies' cookery programme, making things like makka-pakka-roni cheese, called Ina Night Garten
― kinder, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link
Need an example of a title, DJM.
― pplains, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 13:47 (nine years ago) link
a public service campaign that alerts the British populace to the damaging effects of calling each other 'm8' on the internet (i.e. it supposedly devalues and trivializes friendship)
slogan: DON'T UNDERESTIM8
the 'adverts' would appear in metro carriages or tube trolleys or whatever you guys call those things
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 22 March 2015 22:14 (nine years ago) link
Today I drank a can of Red Bull Tropical, which tasted like someone had eaten a mango and then thrown up. Which co-incidentally was the original formulation of Um Bongo, but they couldn't make a racist advertising jingle out of that so they had to change it.
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Thursday, 26 March 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link