Misdirected emails

"does this look infected to you?"

The restaurant chain is called Uncle Julio's and Perimeter is the location in Atlanta.

There's an Uncle Julio's in Chicago. I've eaten there a couple of times and it is okay.

...the plot thickens...

like a spicy molé!

Well that makes more sense! ... I guess.

I used to live in Atlanta and am familiar with Uncle Julio's so I knew what the score was from the beginning and I'm quite sad that I didn't get to experience a world where I believed there was a restaurant called Uncle Julio's Perimeter. Because that's fucking hilarious.

According to the website there is also an Uncle Julio's Plymouth Meeting, and Uncle Julio's Grapevine, and an Uncle Julio's Woodbridge. Perimeter is definitely the best, though.

No complications. No hassle. Just a meeting between some pilgrims and native Americans mediated by my uncle Julio.

Me and Julio down by the Perimeter.

like a spicy molé!

― hammer smashed nagls (mattresslessness), Sunday, March 1, 2015 9:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i honestly considered writing these exact words tbh

group mind

Texan Word-Username has now begun to cc: me, on everything. His actual gmail username is twordusername69. That is not the year of his birth.

a few weeks back I got a misdirected email about buying a flat in barcelona.
today, i just received a misdirected email about buying a house in montreal.
i dunno if it's the same guy, but my similarly named peeps sure seem to be doing better than i am (though not at giving out their email)

For a few months last year I kept getting emails from a woman called Freya - I couldn't tell if they were to her son or an ex-lover. They were always like "Wonderful to see you again and you are looking well. Fran is not well but you know how he is. We will be looking forward to Christmas of course."

I felt bad that these sentiments weren't arriving so I told her she had the wrong man, and she apologised. But the emails kept arriving anyway. At Christmas she sent a Christmas greeting that was longer and more heartfelt. I replied as I once again felt bad that it didn't go to the right person, but I couldn't resist adding in "I hope that you and yours have a wonderful festive season."

She sent a nice reply. Not heard from her since then. RIP.

It just goes to show that sometimes love can walk into your life when you least expect it.

xxp i'm also sure the dude in canada used my email to create a dropbox account. when i went there to create an account using my email it told me i already had an account, so i thought that maybe i'd just forgotten about creating it, requested a new password, went in the account and happened upon four or five pics of landscapes, then realised the name shown wasn't mine. last activity on there was from a few years back so i kept the dropbox account and sorry for his 4-5 pics.

one of my namesakes is a real estate agent in la somewhere so I keep getting sent ask these contracts for buying houses.

Ever go on a crutis/77-esque tour of Facebook with your own name? Like facebook.com/pleasant.plains1, facebook.com/pleasant.plains2….

Did that with my name. Turns out, we're all assholes.

Cole, Here is an invitation to the Utah Real Estate website. Upon your acceptance of this invitation, any parcels of land that come on the market, fitting your criteria, will be emailed to you. I can assist you with any listed. Thanks. Brent

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$0.00 Chipotle Ranch
$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 1
$17.49 Chicken

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$1.85 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$4.72 tip
$38.04 Total

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the mobile waiters receipts always remind me of the generic not-really-fusion hotel foods, or travel foods of generic places. the I think of the food writers who explain never to have the Caesar salad at the Hilton in Bangkok or w/e, because there is no way the ingredients are fresh or it's something anyone cares about preparing and you're a million times more likely to get food poisoning than if you ate street food

xxp i'm also sure the dude in canada used my email to create a dropbox account. when i went there to create an account using my email it told me i already had an account, so i thought that maybe i'd just forgotten about creating it, requested a new password, went in the account and happened upon four or five pics of landscapes, then realised the name shown wasn't mine. last activity on there was from a few years back so i kept the dropbox account and sorry for his 4-5 pics.

Ha, this happened to me with Microsoft Live. I tried to set up a Live account (Win8 tablet apps need it) and someone already had - reset pwd, channge the stupid name and avatar made, now its MINE SUCKER.

At aspen dental on Airport. Dinner tomorrow night you think.

No particular email stands out, but this week someone has started to use my address to sign up for newsletters.

As far as I can tell, it is a diabetic member of the NRA.

Somebody used my anonymous spam catcher email to sign up for and then not continue to pay for a Spotify premium account.

I got an email from Apple today saying someone had added my email as their backup emergency recovery thingy. I went to click on something then had second thoughts: Im not sure it was a legit Apple advice.

So the guy with my gov't name in the Bay Area, who usually gets requests to have the jacuzzi fixed in one of the condos he rents or special offers to the San Francisco Symphony, ordered a pair of compression socks that cost $23.49. ONE pair of SOCKS that cost $23.49.

The socks people thoughtfully included his mailing address, which I promptly looked up. It's a hotel in the Tenderloin used by seniors and vagrants.

What

Compression socks are expensive.

maybe he kindly bought some compression socks for someone else

Billing address matched.

Nothing wrong with being an old man living in the Tenderloin with some varicose veins. Glad he can make it to the symphony AND to Oakland to manage those condos.

You had one job, google.

http://i.imgur.com/5padVDA.png

lol no way

wait, why did you get that one!?

you see, Trayce, when you sign up for a new gmail address it asks if you have an existing address to send the backup details to

Ah. I'd forgot about that.

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$13.99 Chicken Fajita Cobb
$0.00 Chipotle Ranch
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$1.51 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$3.99 tip
$32.07 Total

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Can't believe they made Trevion sign up for this shit.

http://i.imgur.com/Ze6cBsE.png

Hint:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/1/16/Edmodo_logo.svg/140px-Edmodo_logo.svg.png

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$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 2
$32.99 Chicken
$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream
$9.99 Cowboy Queso

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.79 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.07 tip
$55.68 Total

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Hello All,

About 20:05, Sunday, 22-March-2015, the negatives developing machine began honking with two error codes: E868 and E808, "NC1 ... system ... is abnormal ... .

There were still negatives in the machine so we let them finish coming out and did NOT load any more at that time.

About 20:30 we called RIGM, & Michael picked up, & after telling him the error codes, he gave us some conditions to look for IF we decide to continue without dealing with "chemical dumps, etc, ..." like is the recently processed film have any milky / cloudy areas on the film ?

Looked OK but the error codes would NOT clear, so Michael said to shut it down, & he said that he would escalate our ticket (# 999709), & someone should check up in the morning.

Thx, SteveK
UoU-SCL-Mac-IT

"Reasoning with a child is fine, if you can reach the child's reason without destroying your own." ~ John Mason Brown

that final quote is kind of dark

NC1 ... system ... is abnormal ... Dave, stop ... Stop, will you? Stop, Dave ... Will you stop Dave? ... Stop, Dave.

The other day, I regret to advise I was on the other side of this equation. Yes, I sent a misdirected email :( I've been trying to find someone to take over my apartment lease, and an acquaintance tweeted me asking for more info, adv me her email address.

I emailed her twitter handle instead of her gmail, as the username. Realised my error a few days later when I hadnt heard back, but I SENT THE WRONG PERSON MY FULL STREET ADDRESS AND PHOTOS OF THE INSIDE OF MY HOUSE :(

I just hope its a dead email/the person doesnt live in this country.

probably posting about it on a hamster fan forum

I think most australians have yet to get email so you're probably ok?

hey now

in the us we mostly use "America Online"

Everyone's hanging out in Uncle Julio's Perth and giggling at you.

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From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:
$13.99 Chicken Fajita Cobb
$0.00 Chipotle Ranch
$6.17 Fajita (kids)
$0.00 Chicken
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three
$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas
$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce
$12.59 Three

$-5.00 Discount: Coupon
$2.82 Tax
$4.99 Delivery
$8.16 tip
$56.31 Total

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