Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

aw man. 48 years old

so glad russ is going to be ok, i was never his biggest fan but this recent run is converting me, he is just an insane tireless wind up basketball action figure.

http://i.imgur.com/KcwnLsa.png

very nice good attention to detail

I will almost certainly be live logging kobe bryant's muse later on tonight fwiw

tream ftw

hassan whiteside is the best rebounder in the nba

how many fantasy leagues has that guy desimated fellas

not hte biggest ai fan but agree w dayo

his heat map, 01, 02 , 03
http://i.imgur.com/MymHe1O.png
http://i.imgur.com/m4r9OQi.png
http://i.imgur.com/6AJu2NM.png

iverson famously took it to the hoop, took many free throws, also shot from midrange a lot, also from deep, generally just tons of shooting

hahahah yeah . this is true too

this young wolves team is the future. adrian payne, not a great player but could be a nice role (24yo i guess)

not having kevin love huge for them

wiggins i guarding zbo rn lol

spurs laying a beatdown on the spurs rn

omg the suns have 24 points at halftime

TWENTY FOUR

lol just caught my typo

ya the suns look deflated, just slumping body language all over, cant hit for nothing

suns partied too hard in okc the other night?

am just learning kg got ejected from this game lmao

KGs contributions to the wolves and the nba will now have absolutely nothing to do with his actual play on the court

i love wiggins plz help me, god

WIGGINS

lose yourself on the arena. wolves ball. lol

and kevin martin misses.... wow..

this young wolves team is the future. adrian payne, not a great player but could be a nice role (24yo i guess)

― moullet, Saturday, February 28, 2015 10:01 PM (32 minutes ago)

i feel really good about my 40-win prediction

this is a movie about a tendon

barnitas baaack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozWzrGZemnY

kobe does some minor cussing in this doc, def maturing his brand

watching this kobe thing, 10 minutes in, very boring

kobe's press conference when he announced he was skipping college: "I've decided to take my talents to the NBA."

kobe so influential on our top athletes

the way he stares directly at the camera during the talking head bits is really unnerving. it's a method usually used in docs to convey the idea that the subject is being interrogated or is judging you.

uh there's a part where second-year kobe is being interviewed by some old white dude and the guy says he should get a toothpaste endorsement "because you've got beautiful teeth." this was like 1997.

feel like we might need a poll to determine whether it was a shot or a pass

― lag∞n, Saturday, February 28, 2015 11:01 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

–– PASS or SHOT? ––

wow those 4 airballs in a row by Kobe. don't remember that at all.

btw the whole Colorado affair was bad because kobe let his family down

man its so hard to watch him talk

this whole stretch about the alleged rape -- which is never directly addressed -- is torturous and revolting

"So kobe has to deal with these issues, these personal challenges. The black mamba steps on the court and does what he does."

kobe wrote birdman u guys.

yea man can't take it any more. turned it off as soon as they started that part and showed him looking "remorseful" on camera with the soft piano in the background.

kobe on winning the 2008 championship: "[my teammates] had to learn to embrace that villain nature that's inside all of us. it gives you a platform to unleash your anger."

this man has murdered untold scores of his fellow humans.

sorry that was the 09 championship, deep apologies to boston.

"My brain cannot process failure. It will not process failure. Because if I have to look at myself and say 'I'm a failure', that's almost --- that's worse than death."

-- Kobe Bryant on failure.

It's true he relied on the fadeaway midrange J later in his career but he attacked the hell out of the basket when he was young
― 龜, Sunday, March 1, 2015

reading through everyone's liveposts on the kobe doc, can't tell whether it was unwatchable or fascinating

leaning toward the former

Unwatchable not fascinating

close one in the first sunday matinee game, deandre setting multiple records

Guys injuries are never funny but...goddamn I cannot stop laughing about Russell's face dent

And also the sequence of posts above capped by a shot of his...dented face

And the plunger advice clay posted as the grace note. Basically ilh runs this

I think it's mostly the phrase "face dent" that seems kinda amusing, especially considering the fact that most humans experience facial cuts and lacerations, but russ being the 1st soldier of skynet that he is, it's a dent