nicolas cage, the greatest entertainer of our - or perhaps any - generation (a POLL)

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# Grindhouse (2007) .... Fu Manchu (segment "Werewolf Women of the SS")

Hoos Passansteeno (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

e's pretty well eclipsed cuba gooding jr., and i can't think of anyone else close.

― paper plans (tipsy mothra)

^^no way, cage movies are still amazing experiences

710 east green in bensenville near o'hare (omar little), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link

not all, Next is incredibly shitty

bnw, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link

Matchstick Men gets my vote. he's really sweet there.

Ludo, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:47 (fifteen years ago) link

max, RE "DO SO WELL," lots of the big-budget FX shit sandwiches are no more than marginally profitable if they gross $100 mill in US. I really don't think the National Treasures would be any less profitable if you stuck some other name-recog ho in there.

The Weather Man and Lord of War got some respectful reviews, but didn't look bad/lol enuf for anyone to go see i guess.

also, aside from Raising Arizona the most defensible choice is RED ROCK WEST.

Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Dave has recently applied for a position as the weatherman on a national show called "Hello America" which is hosted by Bryant Gumbel, and represents a much, much higher salary than the already high salary Dave has, but also would mean a relocation for himself and possibly his whole family (provided he can reconcile with Noreen) Dave sees this job opportunity as a final way to prove himself to his father and make him proud before he passes away.

Dave has a 12-year-old daughter Shelly (Gemmenne de la Peña) who smokes and is obese and teased by her classmates, who call her "camel toe" because her genitals show through her tight clothing.

I really have to catch up on my post-Y2K Cage movies.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

http://www.filmwad.com/fw_images/worstmovies/matchstickmenwarner.jpg

Ludo, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Peggy Sue Got Married

Featuring Ben Jones as Geir's Cooter (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Voted weather man. It's not amazing or anything but tons of lines and moments had stuck with me.

ryan, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:49 (fifteen years ago) link

Next is pretty fucking bad but at least it's pretty tight compared to 8mm which is boring as well as horrible.

Voting for Con Air but more for the ensemble cast than for our boy.

Hongroe Like the Wolf (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link

There are often lists of the great living male movie stars: De Niro, Nicholson and Pacino, usually. How often do you see the name of Nicolas Cage? He should always be up there. He's daring and fearless in his choice of roles, and unafraid to crawl out on a limb, saw it off and remain suspended in air. No one else can project inner trembling so effectively." Ebert adds, "He alway seems so earnest. However improbable his character, he never winks at the audience. He is committed to the character with every atom and plays him as if he were him

Ludo, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:51 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly, I've never seen this movie but I might vote for it anyway.

•--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link

remake of bad lieutenant directed by werner herzog and starring nic cage waht?!

Blackout Crew are the Beatles of donk (jim), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link

biggest disappointment - world trade center, for being all solemn and -_-. i had a wishlist of things i wanted to see in a nicolas cage 9/11 movie (like, say, a shot of the first tower going down and cage leaping onto the 2nd one from it)

I swear to god, when the very first news of 9/11 came through and all that we knew out here was a plane crash and fire in one of the buildings I made a comment to some friends about how I wasn't looking forward to the inevitable movie starring Nicolas Cage. AND IT CAME TRUE.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:03 (fifteen years ago) link

but surely you didn't think it wd be a conspiracy-free O.Stone film

Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

You are correct.

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:05 (fifteen years ago) link

I want to take my... face... off...

srsly voted for Wild at Heart.

Viceroy, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:06 (fifteen years ago) link

WILD AT HEART

Someone Still Loves You Evan and Jaron (Tape Store), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Lord of War is pretty underrated.

unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:08 (fifteen years ago) link

boring as hell choice, but gotta go with H.I. McDunnough.

this dude's unintentional lols ratio is out of control. i caught the first few minutes of moonstruck on tv a while back and he is fucking perposterous.

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:14 (fifteen years ago) link

preposterous

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:16 (fifteen years ago) link

gotta go with my first nic cage experience

Vampire's Kiss (1988) Moonstruck (1987)

― bela fregosi (brownie)

I LOST MY HAND
I LOST MY BRIDE
JOHNNY HAS HIS HAND
JOHNNY HAS HIS BRIDE

, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:18 (fifteen years ago) link

^^^hahaha YES

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:28 (fifteen years ago) link

a bride without a head

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

OMG "to the bed"

OMG

Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't think I've seen that scene in maybe 15 years but it has a different ring to it now.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:30 (fifteen years ago) link

"Raising Arizona" ffs!

Pashmina, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 21:36 (fifteen years ago) link

Voted Wickeman, Adaptation close second, Ghostrider in third, but I mainly remember Eva Mendes' performance.

jel --, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 22:01 (fifteen years ago) link

well when I say performance, I mean cleavage.

jel --, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link

Wild At Heart. No contest.

Nate Carson, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 02:42 (fifteen years ago) link

I do have a soft spot for Face/Off though. Hated it on the first viewing. Really enjoyed it subsequently.

Nate Carson, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 02:43 (fifteen years ago) link

Went with Wild at Heart, but could have picked Valley Girl, Raising Arizona, Con-Air, Rock, Face/Off, or Adaptation. Sure his hit/miss ratio is terrible, but he's in a lot of stuff I love too.

maciej recognizing trill, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 03:40 (fifteen years ago) link

i'm the only one who's going to vote for snake eyes aren't i

Ant Attack.. (Ste), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 09:30 (fifteen years ago) link

I just bought next on DVD for £3. Shall feedback later.

Orin Boyd (jel --), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 13:14 (fifteen years ago) link

srsly, I've never seen this movie but I might vote for it anyway.

― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 4:53 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

weatherman is pretty hilarious recommended

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 13:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Oh, I saw Weatherman, it said something like "Feel good comedy of the year" on the cover - such a lie, though it was quite good.

Orin Boyd (jel --), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 13:21 (fifteen years ago) link

the whole cameltoe discussion was so lol tragic

ice cr?m, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 13:34 (fifteen years ago) link

is there another oscar-winner of the last few decades who can match his volume and diversity of terrible movies?

Michael Caine wants a word with you.

The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 13:47 (fifteen years ago) link

THE ROCK for that scene where he stabs himself in the chest and goes into the jesus pose with the fighter jets above him holy shit

And massive lols @ this:

It was Nicolas Cage's idea that his character wouldn't swear; his euphemisms include 'gee whiz' for Jesus Christ; 'A-hole' for asshole; and 'Zeus's butthole'. Cage had to fight the producers and director to keep the butthole line, but he agreed to deliver the lines "Do you know how this shit works!" and "Eat that, you fuck!" as swearing is a staple of the action genre, and to show how the mission had changed Goodspeed.

ACTING with Nic Cage

Roz, Wednesday, 25 March 2009 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link

gotta be Adaptation but Red Rock West 2nd

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 13:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Gene Hackman wants a word with you.

Wild at Heart is shit and seems to have destroyed part of his brain

Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Sunday, 29 March 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

The Weather Man is great, I think I gotta go for it. Can't imagine anyone calling it "a feel good comedy" thought, wtf?!

Tuomas, Monday, 30 March 2009 06:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Monday, 30 March 2009 23:01 (fifteen years ago) link

booo serious answers

This House is a Prison on Planet Bullshit (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 30 March 2009 23:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I was going to vote Boy In Blue, but forgot, if that makes you feel better.

Alex in SF, Monday, 30 March 2009 23:08 (fifteen years ago) link

glad peggy sue got a shout out

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Monday, 30 March 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

that was me

This House is a Prison on Planet Bullshit (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 30 March 2009 23:10 (fifteen years ago) link

i want to say that was my first exposure to mr. cage (i didn't see rumblefish or valley girl 'til years later) and raising arizona was second... really no way to prepare for what he would eventually do with his *ahem* craft.

now is the time to winterize your manscape (will), Monday, 30 March 2009 23:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Cage gave one of 2021's best perfs.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 8 January 2022 22:43 (two years ago) link

I encourage viewers to watch Nic Cage in PIG ❣️

— Sharon Stone (@sharonstone) January 8, 2022

xyzzzz__, Saturday, 8 January 2022 23:46 (two years ago) link

I thought it was great, spellbinding, beautifully paced and knowing without quite crossing into arch, and so generous

pandmac (darraghmac), Sunday, 9 January 2022 00:56 (two years ago) link

apropos of nothing I just remembered this SNL clip in which he appears next to Andy Samburg who is playing a Nic Cage clone. the fact that Cage doesn't smirk even a little through any of this is incredible. I'm not saying it's particularly funny (I mean, I like it) but idk if any other actor could do a live comedy skit like this without cracking once

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMol8x9aUj8

frogbs, Thursday, 13 January 2022 22:23 (two years ago) link

Pig ain't great but was a huge surprise.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 13 January 2022 22:24 (two years ago) link

three months pass...

Just watched it last night, it’s slow paced and a bit hard to follow (thanks to a protagonist who mumbles everything) but by the end I was pretty emotionally wrapped up in it. I’ll give it points for subverting expectations, both in this type of “gruff stoic older man tries to take back what’s his” film and what you expect out of Cage, who you can forget sometimes is a damn good actor when he wants to be.

One thing that did bother me though - Cages character doesn’t take a shower, doesn’t change clothes, was (until recently) hanging around with a pig all day….wouldn’t he smell fucking awful? Like bad enough that it would’ve bothered everyone he came in contact with?

frogbs, Saturday, 16 April 2022 14:09 (two years ago) link

i think you just have to ride your suspension of disbelief there along with "he looks like shit, shouldn't he go to the hospital"

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 16 April 2022 14:14 (two years ago) link

film seemed to delight in the absurdity of never addressing either of these things afaict

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 16 April 2022 14:15 (two years ago) link

Maybe there are a lot of infrequent bathers in Portland and he didn’t stand out

mh, Saturday, 16 April 2022 14:29 (two years ago) link

How did "Leaving Las Vegas" get no votes???

immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Saturday, 16 April 2022 14:31 (two years ago) link

Someone in the underground restaurant worker fight club should have said something at least.

Chris L, Saturday, 16 April 2022 14:47 (two years ago) link

timely thread bump as i'll be seeing the unbearable weight of massive talent tonight. hope it's fun

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 16 April 2022 15:05 (two years ago) link

Pig was a sweet movie that went in unusual directions, though as someone who'd be fine never going into a restaurant again, I struggled with the concept of "magical chef who remembers every meal he makes" and "diner whose heart can be unlocked by dinner nostalgia".

Two points:

- There's a dark irony in the scene where Amir is in a loading bay trying to get a reservation to the fancy restaurant... and there's multiple pigs (?) hanging on hooks, unloved and unsearched for.
- I was startled to do the math that this guy living in the woods for 15 years would have retreated from society... in about 2005! I've got a fixed idea that everyone who goes Unabomber did it by 1979.

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 16 April 2022 15:14 (two years ago) link

The more I think about it the more I think of it as being like a parable - like one major lynchpin of the plot is the guy cooking a meal so great that it becomes the best moment of someone’s life!

frogbs, Saturday, 16 April 2022 15:18 (two years ago) link

Pig was a sweet movie that went in unusual directions, though as someone who'd be fine never going into a restaurant again, I struggled with the concept of "magical chef who remembers every meal he makes" and "diner whose heart can be unlocked by dinner nostalgia".

I liked Pig in part because it excited me about eating in restaurants again.

So who you gonna call? The martini police (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 16 April 2022 15:22 (two years ago) link

I struggled with the concept of "magical chef who remembers every meal he makes"

ok, think of an artist instead

flamenco drop (BradNelson), Saturday, 16 April 2022 15:42 (two years ago) link

Treating it as a parable makes sense.

Halfway there but for you, Saturday, 16 April 2022 16:18 (two years ago) link

about the pig thing:

Nicolas Cage says “I would love to be in a Muppet movie. I think Kermit and I can be best friends and I've always had a crush on Miss Piggy.”

(Source: @TwitterMovies) pic.twitter.com/ts0KkujRkH

— DiscussingFilm (@DiscussingFilm) April 16, 2022

mark s, Saturday, 16 April 2022 17:46 (two years ago) link

<3

terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 16 April 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link

I will say the pig itself was really cute. I had no idea they looked like that.

frogbs, Saturday, 16 April 2022 18:21 (two years ago) link

one month passes...

I watched Pig last night with my wife. It 'worked' for me in spite of what I considered to be a weak, barely adequate, and often ludicrous script. A lot of loving care was lavished on this film. The temptation to play the script for its comedic potential must have been powerful. Playing it straight-faced and making it work anyway was damn near a miracle.

I credit a big part of it's fascination to the audacious choice to keep Cage's derelict-who-slept-under-a-bridge appearance unchanged throughout, except for the addition of caked-on blood in his hair and beard after the assault, while never treating any of this as worthy of comment by other characters. Cage's acting was excellent, but it often consisted of looking stolid while his appearance did most of the work.

more difficult than I look (Aimless), Monday, 16 May 2022 04:28 (one year ago) link

That's often all I want from actors.

Malevolent Arugula (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 16 May 2022 12:16 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

wanted to look something up at will m's blog but it seems to be dead now? :(

visiting, Saturday, 17 September 2022 19:17 (one year ago) link

was reminded of depalma's snake eyes and was wondering if it's worth watching.

visiting, Saturday, 17 September 2022 19:18 (one year ago) link

Sad that it went offline before Massive Talent, seems like the perfect way to wrap that up

frogbs, Saturday, 17 September 2022 19:51 (one year ago) link

what the heck, i have no idea why it's down. i will try to figure out why

i do plan on going back at some point and playing some catch up, i wanna say maybe around november but no promises! i had a few more written up after mandy but it's been so long! last i checked i have between 15 and 20 movies to do again damn

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Sunday, 18 September 2022 20:47 (one year ago) link

first 20 minutes of Snake Eyes is one of DePalma’s best movies, and a jaw-dropping piece of technical work by Cage. He leads the choreo, never stops moving, presumably had the script letter-perfect to coordinate with the motion, and always, always finds his light and makes sure the camera has him without appearing to see it.

Vance Vance Devolution (sic), Sunday, 18 September 2022 21:06 (one year ago) link

site's back up, after puzzling over its disappearance and finally contacting support

Kompakt Total Landscaping (Will M.), Sunday, 18 September 2022 21:25 (one year ago) link

i watched snake eyes and... it certainly was a depalma movie, but not a very good one. but yeah cage is fantastic throughout that intro.

visiting, Sunday, 18 September 2022 22:02 (one year ago) link

three months pass...

I just watched Pig, and did not expect to be this emotionally affected by it. Was kind of blindsided by the fact it was a) good and b) so very sad

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 9 January 2023 05:44 (one year ago) link

four months pass...

lmao what is this

DEAD BY DAYLIGHT - NICOLAS CAGE

Official Gameplay Trailer pic.twitter.com/sVOluyKrzL

— ❦ (@dvveet) June 8, 2023

frogbs, Thursday, 8 June 2023 20:55 (ten months ago) link


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