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― norway srna (nakhchivan), Thursday, 26 February 2015 22:56 (nine years ago) link
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― jiffadi pom (nakhchivan), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link
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― jiffadi pom (nakhchivan), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:06 (nine years ago) link
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― jiffadi pom (nakhchivan), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:17 (nine years ago) link
All comments (55)Share your thoughtsStreamShobin Drogan2 weeks ago not a fan of brit cortana voice, which is why im still using the us language versionReply · 3View all 9 repliesantifugazi1 week ago She is clearly not a foreignerReply · antifugazi1 week ago This advert is gay as fuckReply · Daumex2 weeks ago The whole point of Cortana's voice is that it's a character from Halo series and voiced by Jen Taylor, not some british chick.Reply · 4View all 4 repliesDaumex1 week ago +Rawliglat x No what....? What part of the context do you not understand?Reply · Daumex1 week ago +Sean Simpson Doesn't change the fact that she doesn't have British accent...Reply · PakistaniCult1 week ago What a bunch of posh, twee, bland cunts. This is like so embarrassing and cringe-inducing that no-one with any sense of credibility will have agreed to it. Shameful motherfuckers. Their music is shite, too.Reply · 12View all 5 repliesEdward James3 days ago "Their music is shite" How about you shut the fuck up, you probably listen to shitty mass over produced shit like Nicki Minaj and Ariana Grande Reply · Harley Quinn2 days ago Edward thinks hes omnipotent lol. So listening to one kind of music means that he can't have an opinion on another artist? You dumb cunt. Or are you hoping you can get him to say his fav music so you can make yourself feel bog by tearing that to shreds? Things slow for you today?Reply · 3Omtabo Rai1 week ago Someone is going to lose their job over giving this ad the go ahead.Reply · 6jono h1 week ago 0:18 is it just me or is this the most awkward/cringy moment of this advert. seems like even he can't stand the fact that he's sold out and done this awful advert.Reply · 4Edward James3 days ago "sold out" HAHAHAHAHAHAReply · Spiros Mixailidis2 weeks ago Cortana all around the world please not just some countries!!Reply · 1EssThree2 weeks ago Agreed. I know Cortana has region specific features, but why not just lock those out, instead of her voice functionality? Seems dumb to me. They've tried to bundle in all the assistant features that a lot of people don't care about (I know I never use them) into the voice control functions, and then say "Oops, sorry. Can't let you use Cortana because the stuff you don't even use won't work.Reply · Calvorejas McMenu2 weeks ago Fantastic! but when on Spain1T Jackson6 hours ago My American friends wanted to know what the word "wankers" meant. I have sent them a link of this cringe worthy advert to show them!Reply · 1989ElLoco2 weeks ago Dutch Cortana please! Also add the champions league to sport schedules.Reply · Woopa Gangnam Style.1 day ago It's so cringy when he says 'that made me laugh' clearly a set up. Could've put a bit more effort in Reply · b8by1 week ago So awkward.Reply · 41011Thegame2 days ago This is probably the most painful advert I have ever seen, makes Christmas adverts seem like a dream. What sort of audience are they trying to reach with this?Reply · 3luminor0071 day ago (edited) Is this guy taking the complete piss? or is that his real voice?Reply · Toby Amies2 days ago Is this an advert for a phone, or for prostituting yourself?Reply · 1Popisms1 week ago Here's the song: http://www.popisms.com/Song/101385/Rather-Be-2014-by-Clean-Bandit-and-Jess-Gly.aspxThe music in the Microsoft Cortana advert is by +Clean Bandit featuring +Jess Glynne #CleanBandit #JessGlynneReply · 2David Andrew1 week ago Someone at M$ is being paid too muchReply · Dami agunbiade1 week ago Oh seems like Clean Bandit and Cortana are now partners. That's pretty good to have a big star supporting the virtual assistant. Kable2 weeks ago (edited) sad to say she cant actually reply to you like in the advert, i mean she cant do 1on1 convo she only replies once....Harley Quinn1 week ago Cringe! What happened to the attitude? The world is officially neutered 4theitalianjobminis2 weeks ago I have had the Nokia 620 for nearly three years on PAYG and very happy with the phone so will be upgrading to a larger screen version when the price falls. Microsoft systems are certainly back on track and improving all the time, it’s what competition does when it works.Reply · 1
― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 02:51 (nine years ago) link
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― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 31 March 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link
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― drash, Thursday, 2 April 2015 22:24 (eight years ago) link
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― drash, Saturday, 4 April 2015 10:21 (eight years ago) link
katholic kids
― clouds, Saturday, 4 April 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link
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― Mordy, Saturday, 4 April 2015 15:26 (eight years ago) link
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― Albanic Kanun Autark (nakhchivan), Saturday, 4 April 2015 23:15 (eight years ago) link
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― drash, Sunday, 5 April 2015 10:51 (eight years ago) link
that is the most terrifying photograph ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dU2G8adaGk4
― Romantic Canon Autech' (imago), Sunday, 5 April 2015 10:55 (eight years ago) link
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― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bbIlLmCID5g
― clouds, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:46 (eight years ago) link
100 threats from the 15 different movies in the discount bin at walmart
― clouds, Wednesday, 8 April 2015 20:48 (eight years ago) link
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― nakhchivan, Wednesday, 15 April 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link
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― nakhchivan, Friday, 24 April 2015 13:10 (eight years ago) link
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― nakhchivan, Friday, 24 April 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link
have known so many gurls over the yrs who look exactly like that
― Human Beatbox (Uncredited) – Human DMX (clouds), Friday, 24 April 2015 19:53 (eight years ago) link
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― laraaji p. hensen (clouds), Saturday, 25 April 2015 05:19 (eight years ago) link
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― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Monday, 27 April 2015 13:46 (eight years ago) link
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― LMAO. GOLD Chrisso. regards, REB (nakhchivan), Friday, 1 May 2015 09:13 (eight years ago) link
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― drash, Monday, 4 May 2015 00:04 (eight years ago) link
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― nakhchivan, Monday, 4 May 2015 00:13 (eight years ago) link
http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/blogs/youngandhungry/2014/12/01/flight-wine-bar-now-offers-hipster-wines/
― drash, Monday, 4 May 2015 11:17 (eight years ago) link
Kev29 • 5 months ago
Stop. Just stop
― nakhchivan, Monday, 4 May 2015 11:21 (eight years ago) link
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― carne asana (clouds), Monday, 4 May 2015 15:56 (eight years ago) link
a few things:
1) I completely....completely forgot that McG was talking about a 'surreal' Terminator film in the early going until I re-read this thread. And I even remember the early trailers bearing that out. Then the film comes out and there's NONE of that at all, and it's just an action film with straightforward narrative and shots. What happened here? Did McG abandon the surrealist approach midway through? Does he not know what "surreal" means? idgi
2) Rewatched the first Terminator flick and although I've always loved it, the thing I appreciate the most is how it manages to be epic in scope w/out being epic in length. I've always enjoyed car chases in 60s-80s films more than today's because they overengineer them, but the car chases in this film are fantastic in their unhinged nature. I loved the chases in T2 as well, but they had a feeling of being more choreographed (a la Die Hard choreography w/ vehicles), which, while it was cool and all, paled in comparison to the off the wall recklessness of the chases in the original.
What was also cool is how it was believable in context. Reece has driven cars before, obviously, but only in battle. He's only used to driving recklessly, presumably he wouldn't even know what the traffic signals meant. and he grabs for his shotgun when he gets out of the car to face the cops not as a suicide mission but because he has no clue how the police operate and he's so battle tested, it's reflexive!
3) Unless I missed it, the term "Skynet" does not actually appear at all in the original Terminator. It's weird as I always remembered it being mentioned in Reece's monologue, but he only describes it in a roundabout way as being a project for NORAD.
4) The first Terminator was the best sheerly because it was the only film of the tetralogy not to have cyborgs exceeding their scope. T2 had Arnie acting like a curious robot trying to be human, which aggravated the shit out of me (oh yay, family friendly Terminator), whereas T3, while Arnie's robot was more grounded (except for the cringe-inducing humor and the psychoanalytic bullshit), you had the damn Loken-bot orgasming at John Connor's DNA, and having a look of fear upon her termination. bulllshiiiiit.
5) MVP for the first Terminator really goes to Arnold's facial expressions. Dude was never a great actor, but his face work in this film is actually pretty amazing - never over the top, always believable in the context of a cyborg attempting to assimilate into a society it's never seen before. the way his eyes bug out when he's processing something always wigged me out as a kid.
6) in a way, the later Terminator films kind of stretched the suspension of disbelief to the breaking point with the extra-sophisticated newer model Terminators. I get that they did this because hey, we have this big special effects budget now, let's Manhattan Project flex our muscles to the world, but i nthe context of the first film, you found it somewhat believable that humans could mount a resistance to the machines. The T-101, while difficult to destroy, was destroyed in the sense you'd expect - organically, through much wear and tear. It wasn't invincible, it was merely difficult to destroy given its extra-sensory abilities, and powerful chassis. In the future, against plasma weapons, I could see humans picking them off.
The T-1000 and the T-X, though, with their liquid metal bullshit? How the hell would the humans of the future stood a chance against an army of them? They could imitate more than voices, they could outright imitate other people!! In a way, it bugged me because my strategic brain enjoyed thinking of ways Hamilton and Biehn could off the T-101 in the original, and comparing it to how they actually managed to...whereas in the 2nd and 3rd, I was kinda like "idk what teh rules even are, how the hell WOULD you destroy one of these?"
I hope the additional films never get made.
― getting strange ass all around the globe (Neanderthal), Monday, 2 June 2014 02:42 (11 months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― nakhchivan, Monday, 4 May 2015 21:58 (eight years ago) link
kill me plz
― charva favela (clouds), Tuesday, 5 May 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link
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― drash, Friday, 8 May 2015 12:00 (eight years ago) link
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― nakhchivan, Saturday, 9 May 2015 16:42 (eight years ago) link
https://twitter.com/TFBible_/status/597410389010325506
― nakhchivan, Sunday, 10 May 2015 15:32 (eight years ago) link
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― This comment was removed by a moderator because it didn't abide by (nakhchivan), Monday, 18 May 2015 14:22 (eight years ago) link
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― Mordy, Monday, 18 May 2015 14:50 (eight years ago) link
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cowschwitz
― Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 19 May 2015 19:16 (eight years ago) link
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― opa panzram style (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 May 2015 16:22 (eight years ago) link
Listening to Dave Matthews Band influenced him to play acoustic guitar.
― drash, Saturday, 23 May 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
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― opa panzram style (nakhchivan), Saturday, 23 May 2015 19:37 (eight years ago) link
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― serene manish (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 27 May 2015 13:54 (eight years ago) link
https://nakedsecurity.sophos.com/2015/06/01/russian-billboard-advertising-contraband-hides-when-it-recognises-cops/
― Mordy, Tuesday, 9 June 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEX1_cPXX6g
― drash, Friday, 21 August 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link
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― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Saturday, 5 September 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link
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― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 6 September 2015 14:40 (eight years ago) link
Minions - Classic Or Dud? [Started by Tom in September 2001, last updated 1 month ago]outbreak! (ebola, sars, etc) [Started by the late great in August 2012, last updated 1 month ago]Fight Club vs American Psycho - which is best? [Started by the next grozart in July 2007, last updated 1 month ago] POLL resultsjapan is fucked up! [Started by 'you' vs. 'radio gnome invisible 3' FITE (ex machina) in November 2005, last updated 1 month ago]Adam Sandler S/D [Started by Miles Finch in January 2005, last updated 1 month ago]Jeremy Clarkson's "The World According To Clarkson" is one of Penguin's "best books of its kind to be published in recent years" [Started by Dom Passantino in October 2007, last updated 1 month ago]
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 6 September 2015 16:33 (eight years ago) link
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this is a weird culty thing now isn't it? a friend of my o/h had a hen party last year where they all dressed up as minions and learnt a dance. Thankfully they looked nothing like these thoughwhich are totally off the WTF scale http://www.dailydot.com/geek/sexy-minion-halloween-costumes/
― cod latin (dog latin), Friday, 10 July 2015 15:24 (1 month ago)
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 6 September 2015 16:37 (eight years ago) link
Taking Sides: Chuck Norris Vs Chow Yun Fat Vs A Big Panda Vs "Macho Man" Randy Savage (in a fight) [Started by CRW (CRW) in May 2004, last updated 1 month ago]
― Nilmar Honorato da Silva, Sunday, 6 September 2015 17:02 (eight years ago) link
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― Aleix Salmonid (Nilmar Honorato da Silva), Wednesday, 9 September 2015 11:20 (eight years ago) link
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― Robert Kenedy Nunes do Nascimento (nakhchivan), Thursday, 17 September 2015 23:09 (eight years ago) link
lolxp belated lol
― drash, Thursday, 17 September 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
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― nakhchivan, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 01:47 (seven years ago) link
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― nakhchivan, Monday, 20 June 2016 17:42 (seven years ago) link
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― It certainly is punk of the Church of England to think that way (tangenttangent), Thursday, 23 June 2016 07:45 (seven years ago) link
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― nakhchivan, Saturday, 25 June 2016 14:39 (seven years ago) link
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― nakhchivan, Sunday, 26 June 2016 13:13 (seven years ago) link
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― It certainly is punk of the Church of England to think that way (tangenttangent), Friday, 1 July 2016 10:20 (seven years ago) link
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― It certainly is punk of the Church of England to think that way (tangenttangent), Friday, 22 July 2016 11:06 (seven years ago) link