1. Describe, don't comment2. Don't try to be smarter that the book you've read.3. Always imagine your audience doesn't know the book.
hey, that are less than 25 words :-)
― Nikolai W. Kutuzov, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 21:33 (twenty years ago) link
― josipa, Tuesday, 13 April 2004 22:43 (twenty years ago) link
Life in Japan: Mom kills self; hates everyone. Life in America: whines about Mom killing self; hates everyone.
― Hoshi, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:00 (twenty years ago) link
It takes me over 1000 pages before I make a decision. Crap, now my best friend wants to kill me.
― Hoshi, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 02:11 (twenty years ago) link
Fresh Widower faces colour trip by quitting sleeping. Discovers new dimensions. Saves all of them. Abandons new love dying in a pathetic self-sacrifice.
― andrello, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:42 (twenty years ago) link
Cock. Arse. Cum. Drugs. Southamerica. Human insects. More cocks. More cum. More drugs. All in a blender.
― braccas, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 08:54 (twenty years ago) link
Writer sexually obsessed by little girls. Marries mother, loves daughter. Mother dies. F**ks daughter. Drives around. Kills daughters secret pedophil lover.
― braccas, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:01 (twenty years ago) link
Messina 1600: Two couples like each other but can't show. They find together and the bads are killed or stopped.
― rugger, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 09:41 (twenty years ago) link
"Oi Gandalf! No! Why couldn't the giant eagles have flown us here in the first place?"
― Joseph Gurney, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 10:58 (twenty years ago) link
Young people frighten nuns.
Best regards,
rs
― Ruben Schmelzer, Wednesday, 14 April 2004 11:15 (twenty years ago) link
Man retuns from South America to Europe. By the way f***s own daughter. Meet her mom, notice what he've done.
― Staenderhannes, Thursday, 15 April 2004 07:52 (twenty years ago) link
Lord of The Rings -ha ha!
― racheblue, Thursday, 15 April 2004 11:54 (twenty years ago) link
― racheblue (racheblue), Thursday, 15 April 2004 12:30 (twenty years ago) link
I think that's the general gist of it... never read it properly. forgot to put it on my list.
― napoleon bonaparte, Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:48 (twenty years ago) link
1. Describe, don't comment2. Don't try to be smarter than the book you've read.3. Always imagine your audience doesn't know the book.
*/quote off*
4. Don't follow any smart ass rules but do as you think it should be done
― TN, Thursday, 15 April 2004 13:58 (twenty years ago) link
Young girl, unhappy. Pot, heroin,. Prostitution, finds love. Best friend dies, moves to grandma’s, happy, unhappy, drugs. Back to city more drugs. Carries on living.
― The_Mole, Friday, 16 April 2004 10:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Franziska Tretter, Saturday, 17 April 2004 16:17 (twenty years ago) link
"Passionate feelings about young girls especially the one and only child Lolita don't ever let middle-aged Humbert Humbert rest. Pychologically great written in the victim's point of view. Unhappy, open end."
By the way, your forum/thread is mentioned in German DER SPIEGEL... as through the intire world-press I think :-)
― Sven(-tertainer) Svensson, Sunday, 18 April 2004 00:44 (twenty years ago) link
Peace, man. (or)Don't eat and smile, you're in India.
― pasjevic, Sunday, 18 April 2004 09:13 (twenty years ago) link
Man goes OTT concocting story as to why he was late home from the pub.
― Joseph Gurney, Sunday, 18 April 2004 10:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Ingolfur Gislason (kreator), Sunday, 18 April 2004 22:22 (twenty years ago) link
Southern White Trash break parole and act like idiots but its OK as they're Elvis fans.
― Cornelius Murphy, Monday, 19 April 2004 14:49 (twenty years ago) link
Religious stuff. Hysteria. Hope no-one notices the cop-out deus ex machina ending.
The Chrysalids - John Wyndham.
― Joseph Gurney, Tuesday, 20 April 2004 20:00 (twenty years ago) link
My artistic family's living in ruins. Enter American brothers, heirs.My selfish sister dazzles both while I scribble deep thoughts and pine in my tower.
― Helene Parry, Wednesday, 21 April 2004 10:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Rowie M, Friday, 23 April 2004 08:31 (twenty years ago) link
Murderer's father befriends victim's father and feels like shit for 320 pages.
― Jay Sorensen, Monday, 26 April 2004 12:28 (twenty years ago) link
Don't let a borderline alcoholic psycho run a hotel built on an Indian graveyard. It's just asking for trouble.
― Cornelius Murphy, Tuesday, 27 April 2004 09:04 (twenty years ago) link
THE CHALLENGING TRUTH ABOUT THE PROPHESIED MESSIAH (JESUS, GOD'S OWN SON), WHO CAME, DIED FOR YOUR SIN, ROSE, WANTS TO TRANSFORM YOU INTO HIS IMAGE.
― Matthias Fischer (fischi), Wednesday, 28 April 2004 14:48 (twenty years ago) link
guy goes for a visit into the mountains, feels a little sick, stays for years.
― charly Ey, Wednesday, 28 April 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link
walking around - nothing much to do - boring other people - why not leave out punctuation at the end, just for fun? It´s art, is it?
― Thorsten Hohnrath, Thursday, 29 April 2004 07:38 (twenty years ago) link
Booom, bang, completely distruction wwhoaaar!!!
― Tom Malone, Thursday, 29 April 2004 19:04 (twenty years ago) link
― Nelly Mc Causland (Geborwyn), Sunday, 2 May 2004 10:00 (nineteen years ago) link
Groovie man shags groovie ladys. Save the world by shaggin all over.Behave!
― Tom Malone, Sunday, 2 May 2004 10:21 (nineteen years ago) link
A freaky Austrian describes a stone on 3o pages, the next 100 pages are about the mountain in the back of the little village tomi. a copy of the metamorphosis of Ovid...
― daniel cupla, Sunday, 2 May 2004 18:38 (nineteen years ago) link
First man pursued by crazy second man is understandably annoyed when wife fails to believes him. A hostage situation later the first man realises that even when he's right, he's wrong.
― Kate Emery, Monday, 3 May 2004 04:04 (nineteen years ago) link
America sucks. So do Mormons.
― Mariposa Takana (LyraRocks), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 01:30 (nineteen years ago) link
There is an old man. Old man talks to himself. Catches fish. Talks to fish. Loses fish. Carries mast on his back. Falls asleep (or dies, whichever).
Ernest Hemingway: Did I mention the mast resembles a CROSS?!
― Mariposa Takana (LyraRocks), Tuesday, 4 May 2004 02:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― Thorsten Hohnrath, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 11:51 (nineteen years ago) link
La desidero, la cerco, la trovo, la uso.Mi getta.Uccido, e scrivo.
― camilla rupolo, Tuesday, 4 May 2004 13:22 (nineteen years ago) link
Ship sinks. On the lifeboat kid is stuck with tigar, hyena, zebra and orangutan. Lands in Mexico. At the end the animals where actually humans.
― hrvoje horbec, Thursday, 6 May 2004 13:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― kat bathon, Thursday, 6 May 2004 19:02 (nineteen years ago) link
― Neri Fadigati, Thursday, 6 May 2004 21:02 (nineteen years ago) link
Man is fooled by witches. He believes it and kills everybody to become king. People get angry and one very angry man kills him.
― Jaya, Friday, 14 May 2004 11:44 (nineteen years ago) link
Three´witches tell a man, that he will be king of scotland, so he kills the king to be king and gets killed.
― Eva, Friday, 14 May 2004 11:45 (nineteen years ago) link
Good baldy beats cloned baldy. The android dies.
― jenethan, Saturday, 15 May 2004 15:59 (nineteen years ago) link
A depressed and poor man takes political refuge in countryside. he fall in love. the girl have to marry a rich man. he kills himself.
― GiuliaBruno, Sunday, 16 May 2004 14:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― Nenad Stojkovic, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― Stojkovic, Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― N.S., Wednesday, 19 May 2004 02:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― D.S., Friday, 28 May 2004 13:12 (nineteen years ago) link