Niggaz in the Bronx call me Lex 'cause I push a Lex. And I rock a Rolex. And I lounge on Lex. And I love sex.
― Mr. Snrub, Monday, 23 February 2015 21:50 (nine years ago) link
Never popped a molly but when I'm on coffee I feel as if I done just tried it
― slam dunk, Monday, February 23, 2015 3:19 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
looool
― deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link
Never drank a coffeebut when I eat too much toffee I feel as if I done just tried it
― rip van wanko, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link
Eminem: "I should download her audio on mp3"
― unknown pleasure zone (uptown churl), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 04:31 (nine years ago) link
coining this thread title was my professional peak IMHO
― deej loaf (D-40), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 21:20 (nine years ago) link
it's really good, yeah
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 04:49 (nine years ago) link
Watching movies like damn that Vince Vaughn is a funny catFred Claus and the Kelly up in your closetBelly full of smog again, ciggys just make me nauseous
― johnny crunch, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link
EPMD are the kings:
"Sit back and reclinewatch the sun shinetake a strolllisten to rock n' rollcatch a flick at the moviesdance so bold"
good life advice too
― kurt kobaïan (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 11 May 2015 16:02 (eight years ago) link
EPMD OTM
― Doctor Casino, Monday, 11 May 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link
i ordered enchiladas and i ate 'em
― clikbait ikatowi (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 11 May 2015 17:47 (eight years ago) link
Phife Dawg on Tribe's "Buggin' Out":
"I float like gravity / Never had a cavity""I sport New Balance sneakers to avoid a narrow path""Drink a lot of soda so they call me Dr. Pepper"
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Monday, 17 August 2015 20:01 (eight years ago) link
keep a couple hand torches in the jansporti'm from pebble beach, that's a historic landmark- mozzy, beautiful strugglehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dUfuEgAp8FI
― mods = chickenshit idiots (D-40), Monday, 31 August 2015 20:29 (eight years ago) link
three course mealspaghetti fettucini and veal
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Monday, 31 August 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
It's how son became a big man from a black boyTo name names, a really big fan of Dan Aykroyd
― Gorefest Frump (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 17 September 2015 03:22 (eight years ago) link
"Feelin kinda great, got change for the toll" on Run-DMC's "Ragtime." Though, the whole cut is kind of a deliberate goof, with lines like "I rhyme when I am sleeping, I rhyme when I'm awake / When I was nine I said a rhyme by putting candles on my cake."
― Frump 'n' Dump (Doctor Casino), Saturday, 14 November 2015 17:06 (eight years ago) link
that sounds kinda like the one Cosby episode where he was walking around talking in rhyme the whole time a la "how do you do/welcome to the zoo/i told you I could rhyme/I do it all the time"
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 14 November 2015 23:13 (eight years ago) link
Yeah right, my bear hugs air tightNew Yorkers know no turning on a red light
- Redman
― Doctor Casino, important war pigeon (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 13 January 2016 19:18 (eight years ago) link
Serengeti frequently works the "memorable banalities" vein, e.g. I skateboarded and hurt my knee / I sat right next to a willow tree.
― regular ass terrestrial radio (bernard snowy), Thursday, 14 January 2016 21:49 (eight years ago) link
DMC, "King of Rock" - "I walked on ice and never fell."
Wise Intelligent (Stetsasonic) "Uda Man" - "Purple is the opposite of brown."
― rockpalast '82 (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 15:14 (seven years ago) link
he's talking about weed obv
― ejemplo (crüt), Wednesday, 1 June 2016 15:27 (seven years ago) link
"So many successful entertainers with tax problems"
-- Rick Ross, "Ghostwriter"
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:06 (seven years ago) link
that is brilliant
― The bald Phil Collins impersonator cash grab (Joan Crawford Loves Chachi), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link
There are at least a few lines on the record about taxes, tax shelters, accountants, etc.
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link
"Grinding until my new accountant is fully at ease"
― socka flocka-jones (man alive), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 14:57 (seven years ago) link
"No school lunch next week/I'm brown-bagging it" - Young MC, "Bust a Move"
― Pull your head on out your hippy haze (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 14:16 (seven years ago) link
I got a color TV so I can see the Knicks play basketball
― mike a, Thursday, 25 August 2016 20:34 (seven years ago) link
oops - taken already
― mike a, Thursday, 25 August 2016 20:35 (seven years ago) link
"There was a few times I needed your supportBut you tried to play me like an indoor sportLike racquetball, tennis, pool, whatever"
― niels, Friday, 27 January 2017 21:33 (seven years ago) link
Not long is how long that this rhyme took me
― competitive shooter - - - - (Spottie), Tuesday, 5 December 2017 18:25 (six years ago) link
haha yeah, good one
relistening to early Wu tracks through the poll, and there's a lot of classic memorable banalities and old school playful lyricism in there, in my mind Wu where always very different from fx De La but I guess maybe they weren't always as far apart as I thought
― niels, Tuesday, 5 December 2017 19:03 (six years ago) link
"Upset stomach/I had to eat" - Valee, "Shell"
― The Desus & Mero Chain (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:04 (six years ago) link
Jay-z : "we dont stop at the tolls we got ez passes"
Guarantee this only saves you like 5 min on I-95 dude
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Tuesday, 13 March 2018 16:22 (six years ago) link
Cali: great place to visit
― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 20:10 (five years ago) link
It's cold as a bitch on the subway platform / waiting for the J
Prodigy - cold world
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Wednesday, 26 September 2018 20:17 (five years ago) link
the battle was won by swords being swung — masta killa, glaciers of ice
― Machine Gunk Jelly (Spottie), Monday, 1 October 2018 23:42 (five years ago) link
D flow - “ tryna drink lighter beers”
― Vapor waif (uptown churl), Tuesday, 2 October 2018 00:06 (five years ago) link
Face is pretty, ass for daysI get chips, I ask for Lay's
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 10 October 2018 15:35 (five years ago) link
Though big dog's in this bizI never see no man chasin' Frisbees
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Monday, 26 November 2018 19:50 (five years ago) link
God is good growin up in the hoodDone some things bad, done some things good
kurupt off pete rocks tru master
― Celtoes Adidas (Spottie), Friday, 7 December 2018 20:23 (five years ago) link
"This year, Halloween fell on the weekend."
Bushwick Bill, My Mind Playing Tricks on Me
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 12 January 2019 16:36 (five years ago) link
I believe it’s “fell on a weekend”...That line is basic but evocative; and part of its “work” happens when Bill’s revelation at the end of the verse gives the lie to its specificity.
― i stan corrected (morrisp), Saturday, 12 January 2019 17:00 (five years ago) link
I believe it’s “fell on a weekend”...
Well now I feel just like a fiend
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 13 January 2019 01:21 (five years ago) link
it wasn't even close to Halloween, but it fell on a weekend...whatever it was
― Paul Ponzi, Sunday, 13 January 2019 01:29 (five years ago) link
xp LOL
― i stan corrected (morrisp), Sunday, 13 January 2019 06:03 (five years ago) link
I feel the wind 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
― Cousin Slappy, Sunday, 13 January 2019 06:54 (five years ago) link
I did half a xan 13 hours til I land
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Sunday, 13 January 2019 07:17 (five years ago) link
“I like it when there’s turbulence on my airplanes”
(“What’s Up Danger”)
― get your hand outta my pocket universe (morrisp), Sunday, 7 April 2019 03:37 (five years ago) link
Nice & Smooth "Funky For You" is rich with these:
Use my mind to control all my body partsGot an early start, plus I'm very smartType of man that the girls want to read aboutIndeed I proceed to rock the house without a doubt
Spreadin' peace and love throughout my travelsAnd take time to read and unravelDay to day problems, and then solve them,I can see clearly now as I revolve around suckers who perpetrate heroes (?)But I'm no sandwich, more like a ManwichOr maybe like a meal, which is much more realThan Clark Kent or the Man of Steel
Spring again, and I'm feelin' finePass me an ice-cold glass of wineSo I can get mellow, lay back, and let my girl play the celloHello, I hate Jell-O
― |Restore| |Restart| |Quit| (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 17:23 (four years ago) link
hello i hate jell-o is hilarious
― but I can't let Trae do it I got Huerter on my mind (Spottie), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 17:40 (four years ago) link
yeah, Nice and Smooth run the rap banalities game:
Greg Nice, my life's like a fairy taleOrca was a great big whaleI knew a fat girl who broke the scaleYou won't tell, I won't tellClientele I must excelTook a little test, I passed then failed
― We were never Breeting Borting (President Keyes), Wednesday, 8 May 2019 17:45 (four years ago) link