Worst ever festival line up?

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Space are on there as well, between Cud and the Lo-Fidelity oh god kill me now.

Matt DC, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:22 (five years ago) link

Both Space and the Space Monkeys are playing.

Looking at it again, MDC is right, I think I just associate 'Shiiiine' with particularly Oasis-type things, but their use of it was actually off the back of 10000 earlier, baggier shine songs.

emil.y, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:23 (five years ago) link

ah my bad, i was blinded by the terribleness

Broth Viking (dog latin), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:28 (five years ago) link

i feel like we've left this post unexamined for far too long

true, Buzzcocks first reunion was years before that

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Monday, 23 February 2015 21:29 (five years ago) link


I win

I love the tag line for this: "Where We Just Rock"

and that red font that's used makes the line-up nearly illegible. (on purpose?)

You do win.

I can only imagine the crowd for this.

kwhitehead, Monday, 23 February 2015 21:47 (five years ago) link

Also, promoter/webguy apparently thinks it's still 2014. Terrible line-up but I find it strange that Aerosmith has no where better to play than in the Cadott, WIS in the middle of July.

kwhitehead, Monday, 23 February 2015 21:51 (five years ago) link

I can only imagine the crowd for this.
― kwhitehead, Monday, February 23, 2015 3:47 PM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink


global tetrahedron, Monday, 23 February 2015 21:56 (five years ago) link

"USA" chant at 1:13

global tetrahedron, Monday, 23 February 2015 21:57 (five years ago) link

this year's Reading lineup if the all-male acts are cut out


cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:04 (five years ago) link


iyo iyo un day (how's life), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:11 (five years ago) link

Saw it on Twitter, 1000 responses that say "Charlotte H left Ash in 2011 and Jamie T has a female drummer"

So, yeah.

Mark G, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:13 (five years ago) link

I'm surprised there's anyone in Britain who doesn't know that Jamie T has a female drummer.

Minaj moron (Re-Make/Re-Model), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 09:54 (five years ago) link

Ultra is gonna have a special stage this year for people who, uh, hate Ultra


davey, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 10:36 (five years ago) link

oh dang, sorry for the bad link, original article is 404 now but... http://www.residentadvisor.net/feed-item.aspx?id=84010

davey, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 10:40 (five years ago) link

Great to see Bez on the same bill as Space Monkeys, one of whom he had a pre-arranged bare knuckle fight with a few years ago. Look at him bleeding like a pig

HAPPY Mondays star BEZ hits rock bottom as he is battered in a brutal bare-knuckle brawl.
The dancer - real name MARK BERRY - took part in the sickening underground scrap this week after a longrunning feud over his ex-fiancee Monica Ward.

He suffered angry-looking cuts and bruises in the organised bout - as did his furious love rival, SPACE MONKEYS bassist DOM MORRISON.

The fight was only stopped when a paid referee stepped in after 15 punishing minutes.
The shocking snaps, taken in a scrapyard office in central Manchester, mark the latest grim development in a bleak year for potless ex-Celebrity Big Brother winner Bez, 46.

In August city magistrates issued a two-year restraining order preventing him from contacting ex Monica, 43.

He was then fined £140 for breaking the order by sending her text messages last month.

Morrison is now thought to be in a relationship with Monica - with whom Bez has a two-year-old son, Leo.

A source said: "The fight's been the talk of Manchester for weeks. Two local brothers Anthony and Christopher Donnelly were involved in putting Bez and Dom in the same room to sort out their problems.

"It was really bitter and they only wanted to sort it out one way - with an old-fashioned straightener.

"They went at it like animals with a lot of blood and sweat. Bez looked cut up but gave as good as he got. It was a draw in the end and they both managed to walk away."

The source added: "Bez is having a horrible time right now. He's struggling to keep on top of things." Bez made his name in the '80s and '90s with his manic dancing and maracas with The Happy Mondays.

PaulTMA, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 11:53 (five years ago) link

sad to see the depths to which uncle peter has fallen in the post-reeves and mortimer years

bizarro gazzara, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 11:57 (five years ago) link

Popjustice ‏@Popjustice 2m2 minutes ago
Sobering. How it would look if Reading and Leeds wasn’t a right old fucking racket


Keith Moom (Neil S), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 12:20 (five years ago) link


The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 12:43 (five years ago) link

obligatory "more like wurst festival" post

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 17:14 (five years ago) link

Erm, not quite sure what Wilco is thinking about here: http://gatheringofthevibes.com/

kwhitehead, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 18:45 (five years ago) link

if nobody shows up they can still claim there were tons of nano punks there

Guayaquil (eephus!), Thursday, 26 February 2015 02:06 (five years ago) link


the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 February 2015 07:15 (five years ago) link

"And introducing DAVE THE BUTCHER"

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 February 2015 09:45 (five years ago) link

CLOCK PUNK. Surprised Broth Viking isn't on there.

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Thursday, 26 February 2015 09:47 (five years ago) link

this is their best event surely:


For Imaginarium's third birthday, celebrate all that's sci-fi, Egyptian, mythical, god/goddesses and just regular out-there. A night of full-costumed, full-on house, techno, goth, cyber rave.
Imaginarium X3: Stargate:IMG

After scans reveal an unknown energy source on a forgotten desert planet the Voodoo Lynch Mob descend to the surface where they find a strange portal-like ring half submerged in the dunes. Deploying the crew and a brace of shuttles the relic is hauled back to the orbiting Imaginarium for further studies.

The Imaginarium's engineers hook it up to the starship's central computer but as they start to run tests there is a huge power surge, the lights go out and a golden, winged figure steps out of the gate. Wind and lightning swirl around the cargo bay and spheres of pulsating light fly out and enter the bodies of the Mob and their crew.

Guttural voices spring forth from the suddenly golden-robed Mob: 'I am Ra' 'I am Anubis' … It seems the captains have been possessed and it's time for an Egyptian adventure in Outer Rave Space.

Featuring the finest in London's underground DJ talent, incredible dancers, the finest costumes, the heaviest dance floor on the scene, full dungeon, couples area, interactive performances, fully custom decor and the friendliest, most accepting crowd in this greatest of earth's cities Imaginarium is ready to once again rock your body as we celebrate three years of Imaginarium.

Dress code: Egyptian mythology, sci-fi soldiers, gods and goddesses, creatures of gold, ancient warriors, slaves, fetish, goth, cyber, rave, sci fi or just plain out there.

No effort, no entry: no streetwear, just be fabulous.

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Thursday, 26 February 2015 09:55 (five years ago) link

wonder how many people just did the old bedsheet toga thing

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:00 (five years ago) link

Nah, people who go to those things go all out.

full-on house, techno, goth, cyber rave

This means psytrance and gabba, btw.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:01 (five years ago) link

And maybe Depeche Mode and NIN pitched up.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:02 (five years ago) link

I'm visiting imaginariumevents.com but am just getting the WordPress installer for the site.

woof, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:03 (five years ago) link

pretty cyberpunk

woof, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:03 (five years ago) link

Nah, people who go to those things go all out.

yeah you're right of course. there's a pretty big rave gear / dress-up-like-a-cyber-pirate shop in brighton and i always wonder how it keeps going - guess it's mostly nights like that. maybe i should go in there one day on some sort of psytrance mr ben adventure

let me be your fan taytay (NickB), Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:21 (five years ago) link

every town must have a small but hardcore contingent of cybergoths and judging by the average indoor market, the clothing must be relatively cheap. the metalworks is a pretty big venue afaik, right?

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:27 (five years ago) link

Not really. It's the Slimelight club. I've seen bands like Chrome & Extreme Noise Terror there. Capacity is apparently 750 though.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:32 (five years ago) link

It looks like a pound shop version of the FKA Twigs Two Weeks video, and given the Twigs crowd the other week appeared to be like 50% 20-year old lesbian goths I'd say they'd got it pretty much on-trend for their market.

Matt DC, Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:43 (five years ago) link

ah didn't realise electrowerkz = metalworks

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Thursday, 26 February 2015 10:51 (five years ago) link

so anyway, London FAP?

Unheimlich Manouevre (dog latin), Thursday, 26 February 2015 11:03 (five years ago) link

lots going on at sunfest

Fall Out Boy •Pixies •Lenny Kravitz •Paramore •Hozier Kaskade •BOSTON •Sammy Hagar and the Circle Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros •Wilco
311 •Damian "Jr. Gong" Marley •SOJA Stone Temple Pilots with Chester Bennington AWOLNATION •Lindsey Stirling •Matisyahu •Iration Milky Chance •ScHoolboy Q •Eddie Money John Cafferty & The Beaver Brown Band
Letts •The Shadowboxers •Bo Ningen •Lizzo •Copeland Knox Hamilton •Hundred Waters •Kehlani •Bea Miller •Zeale Dreamers •The Spazmatics •Elliot Root •Johnnyswim SomeKindaWonderful •The Hip Abduction •The Rico Monaco Band
Dear Tatiana •Dew Pendleton Band •FELICITY •Jonnie Morgan Band JS THE BEST •Jumbo Shrimp •Kasson •Leaving Haven •Morning Fatty •Sidereal The Inverted •The McNaughstys •Trial by Stone •YARDIJ

maura, Sunday, 1 March 2015 21:01 (five years ago) link

three weeks pass...

not as bad as the OP, but the '15 lollapalooza lineup is pretty dreadful.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:14 (five years ago) link

But, for some reason, 3 day passes appear to be sold out. Not that I'm interested or anything...

kwhitehead, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:23 (five years ago) link

well yeah the 4-5 big headliners are reliable sellers, but that doesn't make it a good festival.

billstevejim, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 17:26 (five years ago) link

Looking upthread I reckon T still wins this one, would sooner listen to metal and Macca than banterladrock any day of the week. And I really hate metal and Macca

Leonard Pine, Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:11 (five years ago) link

Metallimacca the new collaboration and follow up to lulu.

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:25 (five years ago) link

D(xpost) ammmit. You'll just have to imagine the wonders of Nickelback, Avenged Sevenfold, Shinedown, Bush, Hinder, Jackyl...

Losing swag by the second (Dan Peterson), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 20:26 (five years ago) link

lol i came here to post that. hopefully mine works:


global tetrahedron, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:57 (five years ago) link

would love it if one of these fests would sneak an aerosmith logo at the bottom just to see if anyone notices

Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:59 (five years ago) link

poor judas priest. what did they ever do to deserve this? bush probably did something to deserve this, but i feel bad for them anyway.

billstevejim, Thursday, 26 March 2015 16:59 (five years ago) link

I dont. Seems like they will do anything for money if they appear on that bill.

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Thursday, 26 March 2015 19:02 (five years ago) link

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