Worst ever festival line up?

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TITP turned into a shitter V festival

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Friday, 20 February 2015 18:40 (four years ago) link

Godsmack as a headlining act!?!

You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Friday, 20 February 2015 22:57 (four years ago) link

maine, tbf

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Friday, 20 February 2015 23:13 (four years ago) link

is there something particular about Maine?

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Friday, 20 February 2015 23:59 (four years ago) link

maybe not the worst ever but i follow fred durst for whatever reason and he posted this and it made me thinkg of this thread

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-U9mjWCQAAZu_s.jpg

global tetrahedron, Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:27 (four years ago) link

Hopsin's Wikipedia entry is depressing.

Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:52 (four years ago) link

never heard of hopsin

Eric Burdon & War, On Drugs (Cosmic Slop), Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:57 (four years ago) link

Imagine Odd Future, but even shittier.

Tay-Tay Brooklynpants (Murgatroid), Saturday, 21 February 2015 00:59 (four years ago) link

'featuring everlast'

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 21 February 2015 13:34 (four years ago) link

It's still 2002 in vast swathes of America it seems

ultros ultros-ghali, Saturday, 21 February 2015 13:40 (four years ago) link

The aptly-named Amnesia Rockfest is always good for a laugh. This year:

http://static.deathandtaxesmag.com/uploads/2015/02/amnesia-rockfest-2015-lineup.jpg

At least they're honest.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Saturday, 21 February 2015 14:39 (four years ago) link

that's the ideal festival for someone who's been in a coma for 15 years whose family want to take them to see live music but their doctors don't want them to know how long they were unconscious for just yet

bizarro gazzara, Saturday, 21 February 2015 15:40 (four years ago) link

that should say Michale Graves "formerly" of Misfits, dammit

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 21 February 2015 15:41 (four years ago) link

I bet Snoop is in for a rapturous reception at that festival.

Matt DC, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:00 (four years ago) link

it'd be great if all he's doing is lecturing

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Saturday, 21 February 2015 16:02 (four years ago) link

The Pixies seem like an incongruous inclusion too.

Birds in Hell, Sunday, 22 February 2015 17:53 (four years ago) link

what's with all the bands having preplanned album sets. I mean I know this is a thing now and I've seen many shows like this and have no objection to the format, but the choices for the album are a bit weird. ie why aren't Deftones doing "White Pony", I know people like "Around the Fur" but it's pretty far removed from who they are as a band now. I realize "And Out Come the Wolves" was Rancid's commercial breakthrough but it isn't as if it sounds that different from their other albums, a mixed set would be more fun from them.

Offspring performing Americana? fucking terrible album! at least when they did Smash in its entirety last year it was fun to relive all of the songs that got me excited as a 13 year old.

Mostly tho this poster looks like it was pulled from 2003.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 February 2015 17:59 (four years ago) link

http://www.rock-fest.com/lineup

I win

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:00 (four years ago) link

Redlight King, god they are so bad

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:00 (four years ago) link

re: Rise Above Fest, Butcher Babies are one of the worst bands I've ever fucking heard. There are plenty of phenomenal female-fronted metal/rock bands out there that are making great music. This one insults the audience by pretending these bands don't exist and presenting female-fronted metal as a novelty, solely playing off of the hotness of its two leads, while playing generic nu-metal that sounds fresh out of 2001.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:16 (four years ago) link

some decent (and once-decent) acts playing the amnesia fest. lost in time, but not complete garbage.

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:24 (four years ago) link

I would go for Slayer, Bad Religion, Descendents, All, Buzzcocks, Flogging Molly, Coheed (fuck off), Ministry, Skinny Puppy, Melvins, Fear Factory, Down, and Propagandhi. not a bad lineup at all.

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:32 (four years ago) link

I've driven through rural northern Minnesota a bunch of times in the summer and always see signs for the

joygoat, Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:36 (four years ago) link

oops, the MOONDANCE JAM and the lineups are fascinating.

joygoat, Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:37 (four years ago) link

xp yeah, Amnesia Rockfest doesn't look that bad to me. Slayer, SOAD, Melvins, Refused, Ministry, Deftones playing Around the Fur, Pixies, Descendents. i usually consider festivals to be worth as much as their best few bands. even if half of the bands suck, it can get tough seeing more than 4 or 5 bands in one day. it's not like anyone's forcing us to watch every band on the lineup.

billstevejim, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:18 (four years ago) link

I was tempted to post the lineup for Woodstock '99 earlier, which I still consider the worst concert of all time, but the lineup had 5 or 6 bands I would be ok with seeing.

billstevejim, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:21 (four years ago) link

I really want to see Skinny Puppy someday.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:26 (four years ago) link

yeah, amnesia fest redeemed by SP alone (and melvins, slayer, refused, soad, deftones, descendents, etc). still, must feel weird for the better bands in such a lineup to find themselves in such tired company. "hey, at least it pays the bills."

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:33 (four years ago) link

I recall Carcass talking about being lined up with the nostalgia acts and in a way becoming one.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 23 February 2015 03:35 (four years ago) link

saw the buzzcocks on their 1st reunion tour, circa 1999. they put on a great show, which i attended with several old friends and an (not my) anal masseuse. so yeah, them too.

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:36 (four years ago) link

I recall Carcass talking about being lined up with the nostalgia acts and in a way becoming one.

would make sense were not surgical steel such a complete fucking triumph

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:38 (four years ago) link

For real

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 February 2015 04:11 (four years ago) link

still, must feel weird for the better bands in such a lineup to find themselves in such tired company

I think a lot of bands are basically in and out of festivals in half a day and I doubt the rest of the lineup even registers half the time. If you're doing 20 festivals in a row in as many countries, who cares who you shared a bill with in Portugal or Norway, somewhere deep in the middle of the run?

Matt DC, Monday, 23 February 2015 09:46 (four years ago) link

is Rancid doing a number of "Wolves" 20th ann'y shows this year? i can't seem to tell from their website.

i'd go see that if they played nearby. that album's so great, top to bottom.

alpine static, Monday, 23 February 2015 10:05 (four years ago) link

also, how huge is Twin Atlantic? what size venues do they play in Europe? i saw them several years ago in a small-town-America strip mall space that held about 75 people on what must've been their first tour in this country. their van had all kinds of logos and shit on it. weird scene.

to their credit, they didn't phone in the show. they could've.

alpine static, Monday, 23 February 2015 10:08 (four years ago) link

think Twin Atlantic are like university-sized venue level in the UK, as opposed to arena-sized, but I've never knowingly heard a song of theirs or met anyone who likes them so not best placed to gauge

The Crucifixion Of Sean Bean (DJ Mencap), Monday, 23 February 2015 10:37 (four years ago) link

Twin Atlantic seem absolutely huge amongst students and folk in their late teens/early 20s around here, but they are a local band so that makes sense. I have never knowingly heard anything by them.

Every year I feel bad that I've never been to a festival until I hear workmates talking about T and then I feel a sense of relief. This year's line-up makes me feel old, and at peace with that.

boxedjoy, Monday, 23 February 2015 10:59 (four years ago) link

who's in Lo-Fidelity Allstars these days? if that's a Wrekked Train reunion then pisces' one is worth going to a few times over

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Monday, 23 February 2015 11:14 (four years ago) link

except the entire audience will be red-faced dads who haven't listened to music since their first year of full-time employment

oochie wally (clean version) (sic), Monday, 23 February 2015 11:15 (four years ago) link

Blur are heading back to Hyde Park with their first album in more than a decade.
They'll headline the British Summer Time festival on 20 June.
The band, who got back together for a pair of reunion shows in the park six years ago, join Taylor Swift, Kylie and The Who on the bill.

mmm, bit of a mixture, that.

Mark G, Monday, 23 February 2015 13:00 (four years ago) link

got a giggling fit after reading the words "Pat Nevin DJ Set", is this something he does very often?

( X '____' )/ (zappi), Monday, 23 February 2015 13:24 (four years ago) link

yeah he does the indie pop club night scene quite a bit

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Monday, 23 February 2015 13:43 (four years ago) link

his favourite band is the Cocteau Twins

Keith Moom (Neil S), Monday, 23 February 2015 13:47 (four years ago) link

xxpost about Pat Nevin: Yes, it is, he's done a fair few of the London indiepop nights (and probably more in Scotland).

That Shiiine one is really weird for reasons I can't put my finger on. Like, yes, they're all old reformed bands, but they don't quite belong together? Probably very narcissism of small differences but they seem like their demographics should be at least a little different?

emil.y, Monday, 23 February 2015 13:52 (four years ago) link

Those distinctions vanish when you consider a gap of 25 years (!) and the economic realities of putting on a festival aimed at middle-aged people.

Matt DC, Monday, 23 February 2015 14:09 (four years ago) link

I don't know, I think actually the distinction to me has increased - like, I can't see the lumpy guitar people wanting to see the dance acts any more, whereas "back in the day" of course those people would want to go to both. Like, is it a baggy/dance revival festival or is it a SwaggerofOasis festival? Those people to me seem like they'd no longer be the same? I am probably wrong.

emil.y, Monday, 23 February 2015 14:22 (four years ago) link

saw the buzzcocks on their 1st reunion tour, circa 1999. they put on a great show, which i attended with several old friends and an (not my) anal masseuse. so yeah, them too.

― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Monday, 23 February 2015 03:36 (11 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i feel like we've left this post unexamined for far too long

bizarro gazzara, Monday, 23 February 2015 14:55 (four years ago) link

^yes, what?!

willem, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:07 (four years ago) link

better than scooting across the carpet

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 February 2015 15:08 (four years ago) link

Uh there seems to be a problem because BOC is not on the Beach Boardwalk lineup

pippin drives a lambo through the gates of isengard (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 18:41 (three months ago) link

man I never make it to those Santa Cruz shows but I think I might just see the Beat given Rankin' Roger's death. I'd see Living Color too.

Taylor Dayne is playing some fucked up venues on what I assume is her comeback tour. Her other bay area show is at some family run theater in San Leandro.

akm, Wednesday, 10 April 2019 22:43 (three months ago) link

setlist.fm has her averaging 11 clubs and county fairs and casinos a year for the last four years (fewer, but some, every year from 2008). presumably she has a fanbase that don't care very much about that website and some gigs go unrecorded.

blokes you can't rust (sic), Wednesday, 10 April 2019 23:04 (three months ago) link

Fuck me, this is the saddest festival I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/LZg6SqYqzX

— Mike Jennings (@mikejjennings) April 11, 2019

mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Friday, 12 April 2019 10:57 (three months ago) link

breakfast v much looking like the highlight there

arli$$ and bible black (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 12 April 2019 10:59 (three months ago) link

missed that important lollapalooza update

some friends who went to a lot of festivals a decade ago used to joke that lollapalooza's headliners were usually the headliners from the previous year's coachella. we're apparently at full parity now

mh, Friday, 12 April 2019 13:00 (three months ago) link

I hope they've DNA authenticated that old random bloke without mullet is actually Pat Sharp!

calzino, Friday, 12 April 2019 13:13 (three months ago) link

i dunno about bad necessarily but this is a mess typographically, conceptually and intellectually
http://i.imgur.com/ikWqKj4.jpg

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 17:29 (two months ago) link

finally the pod save america/lil wayne collabo we've all been waiting for.

Also apparently lord huron gets top billing over toto and toto gets top biling over CRJ?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 17:30 (two months ago) link

Who cares if it's a mess "conceptually and intellectually"? My gf and I are probably going to go. Went last year, it's a good time.

DT, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 18:21 (two months ago) link

as long as the actual festival logistics are good I can appreciate a shotgun-style approach for booking

hoping for that long-awaited cirque du soleil/desus & mero collaboration

mh, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 18:29 (two months ago) link

Who cares if it's a mess "conceptually and intellectually"?

do you know what thread you clicked on

blokes you can't rust (sic), Tuesday, 23 April 2019 19:39 (two months ago) link

toto and carly rae jepsen has a lot of potential though

maura, Tuesday, 23 April 2019 21:28 (two months ago) link

if there's not a hipster africa cover duet as an encore, did this festival even really happen

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 01:28 (two months ago) link

just shuddered as I remembered attending lollapalooza the year gnarles barkley hit and a ton of bands covered “crazy”... when they were playing the festival

mh, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 03:21 (two months ago) link

who did they
who did they
who did they who did they who did they think they were?

Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 04:51 (two months ago) link

that sounds really fun tbh. song of the summer!

blokes you can't rust (sic), Wednesday, 24 April 2019 09:03 (two months ago) link

it was good for the first two or three covers tbh!

mh, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 12:25 (two months ago) link

after that, you might say it started making me
craaaaazy

mh, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 12:29 (two months ago) link

i would say that crj is more suited to “i’ll be over you” tbh

maura, Wednesday, 24 April 2019 13:09 (two months ago) link

one month passes...

The other three join T-Pain onstage for an encore of “Sounds Bad”

You can't see it but I had an epiphany (Champiness), Wednesday, 5 June 2019 02:25 (one month ago) link


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