how creepy is it that michael jordan is still wearing that LONE, GOLD HOOP EARRING?

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/B-FpJDDCYAA4mg_.jpg

Smh

Lmao at two cigars do you think that jacket has custom cigar pockets?

mike looking p now there tbh

the pockets are for extra burners to call his various bookies

http://45.media.tumblr.com/88d8062ffdc4ae705b1c3ce30cda6724/tumblr_nxovdzjzxV1tpg4boo1_400.gif

lol

He looks good with that bucket hat getup

2 cigars mandatory of course

what if mj had that hitler moustache because gambling with just money and assets at stake doesn't thrill him anymore and he wagers on wacky dares sometimes too

"yeah, but you even have to wear the mustache in the underwear commercial, the... whatchacall it karl?"
"Hanes"
"yeah in the Hanes commercial!"
"man fuck you chuck"

nice bit from the cargo shorts article on wsj
http://www.wsj.com/articles/nice-cargo-shorts-youre-sleeping-on-the-sofa-1470082856

Many upscale golf courses have banned cargo shorts in recent years. In 2012, Michael Jordan was playing golf in cargo shorts at a Miami country club when he was asked to change his pants, according to news reports at the time. He reportedly refused. His agent released a statement afterward saying Mr. Jordan had previously worn cargo pants at the club without incident.

http://solecollector.com/news/2016/08/jordan-brand-denim/jordan-denim-brand15?utm_campaign=solecollector%208%202016&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social

jfc

http://ftw.usatoday.com/2017/08/nba-michael-jordan-kevin-durant-lebron-james-kobe-bryant

Yes, Jordan thinks he’s better than Kobe.
Jordan does not think he could compete in the NBA right now. Maybe for one game, though.
Isiah Thomas was the toughest player to guard for Jordan.
Jordan says he doesn’t remember hitting Steve Kerr, though Kerr has confirmed this story himself. “I think he ran into me,” Jordan joked.
Jordan’s favorite musical artist is Drake.

how creepy is it that michael jordan is still smoking SIX CIGARS A DAY?
https://www.gq.com/story/michael-jordan-cigar-habit

Donald Trump should wear a lone hoop earring

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DOkDD1SXkAEZU2b.jpg

salute to the king

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DfvX2bOWsAEueFq.jpg

How the fuck do you have bootcut sleeves? pic.twitter.com/6ZfZyQ5bDy

— Minesweeper Account (@DonFeliu) February 21, 2019

fashion icon

Bomani Jones @bomani_jones

mike's the only dude who dressed better in '98 than now.

mike has defined a style all his own, the boot cut life

How the fuck do you have bootcut sleeves? pic.twitter.com/6ZfZyQ5bDy
— Minesweeper Account (@DonFeliu) February 21, 2019

ahah. That said his arms are certainly longer than my legs so why not !

https://medias.lequipe.fr/img-photo-jpg/jordan-opa-sur-pairs/1500000001124454/0-1920-960-75/0b5b7.jpg

bet the eiffel tower can't jump more than 3 feet.

terrible place for a hoop. you'd have to scramble over that bitty fence and go fetch the ball off neighboring roofs ALL THE TIME.

and very small, french neighboring roofs at that

idk if that hoop is my hoop then it means that i'm living in paris with access to a rooftop that overlooks the eiffel tower and that probably means life is p dope

with a life-size statue of michael jordan on it!

and you can afford a purely decorative rooftop hoop or else lots of extra basketballs

I hate when you have to tell your personal assistant to hire someone to bring the basketballs back up to the roof, so annoying

https://www.lesitedelasneaker.com/wp-content/images/2015/06/michael-jordan-tinker-hatfield-paris-palais-23-1024x765.jpg

not randoms

I'm not an anxious person but just looking at that court and imagining how frequently you'd lose a ball over the fence is giving me anxiety. Plus what, you make a slight misstep and you go falling off the court?? It ends just to the right of the key!

i think the whole thing was built/painted just for the photo shoot

it’s on top of the palais de tokyo where the Paris museum of modern art had an exposition on Jordan a few years back. there were hoops for playing but yeah not the one in the photo shoot

i had the mj cologne
https://www.sbnation.com/2019/4/17/18311436/michael-jordan-cologne

I got it for Xmas

one of the five elements of the scent being "sensual" just weirds me out in a way that it wouldn't if it was anyone other than Michael Jordan. it makes me imagine MJ just saying the word "sensual" and it's echoing in my head and it won't stop.

lmao

one of the elements shd be lamborghini countach

https://youtu.be/tVDkZal0fHI

nice thx

D Wade wearing one dangling earring on TNT tonight

It's a golden hoop. Cause he's the Golden God of hoops.

Auto correct capitalized that lol

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EesA3s_XoAAxqHz?format=jpg&name=medium

i only saw the top half as i scrolled, but once the pants appeared, ho ho ho ho

those pants contain multitudes

they should make a statue of this and place it at that very spot