Penis enlargement is a good proportion of what I'm seeing
-- Pashmina, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:22 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 31 March 2008 15:30 (sixteen years ago) link
LETS GET READY FOR SOME INTENSE SERIOUS ASS FUCKING
-- ethan, Sunday, June 2, 2002 7:00 PM (5 years ago) Bookmark Link
― J0rdan S., Wednesday, 2 April 2008 02:27 (sixteen years ago) link
-- and what, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:11 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
^^^verified hot so far
-- deej, Wednesday, April 2, 2008 9:15 PM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Thursday, 3 April 2008 01:16 (sixteen years ago) link
this must be the type of world event you miss when you're an overpaid aspie IT monkey w/ small penis
-- Edward III, Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:19 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
i heard about this
-- tehresa, Thursday, April 3, 2008 12:20 AM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Edward III, Thursday, 3 April 2008 04:33 (sixteen years ago) link
i love a hard caulk.
-- get bent, Tuesday, April 8, 2008 1:21 AM (56 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, 8 April 2008 05:23 (sixteen years ago) link
Classic when you're doing it, dud in the morning.
-- Roz, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:21 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― electricsound, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 06:23 (sixteen years ago) link
his man bulge was whipping back and forth like a hyper pendulum on a grandfather clock, but that's harder to pull off than it sounds.
-- Z S, Friday, 4 April 2008 18:11 (5 days ago) Link
― ledge, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 08:30 (sixteen years ago) link
oh god, goodbye office productivity i've just spent half of the afternoon, "cruising" the streets of Anchorage
-- baaderonixx, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 9:26 AM (5 minutes ago)
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 16:33 (sixteen years ago) link
fucking rules.
-- chaki, Wednesday, April 9, 2008 3:54 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― Edward III, Wednesday, 9 April 2008 21:04 (sixteen years ago) link
In retrospect, I can't believe it took me as long as it did to identify "balls."
-- jaymc, Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:06 AM (Saturday, April 12, 2008 2:06 AM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:41 (sixteen years ago) link
loooooooool
― banriquit, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:43 (sixteen years ago) link
What is this "balls" he is talking about then?
― Tuomas, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:45 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.tendancehightech.com/blog/images/fashion/My-Vuitton-is-a-Fake.jpg
― banriquit, Saturday, 12 April 2008 14:52 (sixteen years ago) link
Tuomas, every time you post "what does X mean by Y", God rips the wings off an angel and throws them into a chicken-processing plant in Petaluma. According to the statscock, 564 wings so far this month.
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 12 April 2008 15:05 (sixteen years ago) link
And if you ask "what's a statscock," he'll throw the angels into a slaughterhouse in Kansas City.
Totally concur with Homo.
-- Tricksey Spinster, Sunday, April 13, 2008 8:27 PM (31 minutes ago)
― get bent, Monday, 14 April 2008 03:58 (sixteen years ago) link
xxxp no you nong, you in your supposedly hot trousers
-- Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 16:27 (17 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― electricsound, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 06:28 (sixteen years ago) link
seems perfectly normal to me to want to stroke yung boyz like kittenz
-- dan bunnybrain (dan bunnybrain), Thursday, July 6, 2006 11:19 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― omar little, Friday, 18 April 2008 19:01 (sixteen years ago) link
pop that pussy f'real
-- davie, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:18 (1 hour ago) Link
actually, started working on it again furiously these past few weeks
-- PappaWheelie V, Friday, 18 April 2008 21:47 (47 minutes ago)
― am0n, Friday, 18 April 2008 22:36 (sixteen years ago) link
I just kept talking while fumbling around in my pocket
-- Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, April 20, 2008 7:23 PM (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― banriquit, Sunday, 20 April 2008 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link
My neighbors hate me. But I don't care because it is giving me an orgasm.
-- Bimble, Sunday, May 4, 2008 12:12 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Curt1s Stephens, Sunday, 4 May 2008 05:17 (fifteen years ago) link
max the fourth-grader in me thinks that's really awesome.
-- Curt1s Stephens, Monday, March 26, 2007 7:45 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:36 (fifteen years ago) link
omg ew
― phil-two, Sunday, 4 May 2008 14:42 (fifteen years ago) link
It is 2008 and it is time for hard men.
-- Dom Passantino, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 10:04 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 14:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Stab me now.
-- jaymc, Wednesday, May 7, 2008 4:00 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 7 May 2008 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
fUCK i DONT EVEN HAVE GOO ON MY IPOD
-- Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You, Monday, 12 May 2008 16:11 (9 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― electricsound, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:21 (fifteen years ago) link
ha yesss
― J0rdan S., Monday, 12 May 2008 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link
lolol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 12 May 2008 06:46 (fifteen years ago) link
back in college they called me the pink ranger if u know what im sayin
-- and what, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 20:07 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 13 May 2008 21:35 (fifteen years ago) link
i even dipped my finger in it on the way home. so did rrrickey, and up to the knuckle.
-- remy bean, Monday, May 19, 2008 1:58 PM (Monday, May 19, 2008 1:58 PM) Bookmark Link
― HI DERE, Monday, 19 May 2008 19:23 (fifteen years ago) link
dodd dated carrie fisher & said 'the jury's still out' on whether god exists
-- and what, Friday, February 22, 2008 8:35 AM (Friday, February 22, 2008 8:35 AM) Bookmark Link
― chicago kevin, Thursday, 22 May 2008 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I prefer Fuckles the Clown and his dog Aborto.
-- Ned Raggett, Thursday, 14 March 2002 12:00 (6 years ago) Bookmark Link
(sorry Ned. Couldn't resist)
― Trayce, Sunday, 25 May 2008 08:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Shit is quietly thrilling, right?
-- Noodle Vague, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:45
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 26 May 2008 04:39 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm screwed aren't I?
-- Ned Trifle II, Sunday, 25 May 2008 22:53 (Yesterday) Link
yes
-- Jarlrmai, Sunday, 25 May 2008 23:04 (Yesterday) Link
― Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 26 May 2008 07:08 (fifteen years ago) link
I partake in only adventure/fantasy role play, no creepy goth stuff, it’s too weird.
-- The Reverend
― omar little, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 01:09 (fifteen years ago) link
if you enter inflation you can make it look like a butt
-- El Tomboto, Wednesday, May 28, 2008 4:37 PM (0 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― TOMBOT, Wednesday, 28 May 2008 21:38 (fifteen years ago) link
big HOOS permit to bj
-- max, Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:43 PM (Wednesday, October 10, 2007 4:43 PM) Bookmark Link
― rev, Friday, 30 May 2008 01:41 (fifteen years ago) link
my approach to attempted ILX cockslaps from now on will be to contemplate the insecurities of the would-be cockslapper with a warm glow upon my chest
-- Just got offed, Sunday, 1 June 2008 10:45 (57 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
― Autumn Almanac, Sunday, 1 June 2008 00:47 (fifteen years ago) link
i am going to go touch it to make sure that i am not in the last hallucinatory death throes. will report back.
-- John Justen, Tuesday, June 3, 2008 3:07 AM (4 hours ago)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 3 June 2008 14:18 (fifteen years ago) link
wau this idiot nokia phone knows masturbation but not custard
-- Autumn Almanac, Friday, June 6, 2008 2:09 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Trayce, Friday, 6 June 2008 04:22 (fifteen years ago) link
the hairballs depart the other end of the cat.
-- Jaq, Friday, June 6, 2008 1:14 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link
i'll look into it!
-- latebloomer, Friday, June 6, 2008 1:15 AM (15 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― StanM, Friday, 6 June 2008 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
mom?
-- Kerm, Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:47 PM (17 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
yes come over here and lik my balls lil kermy
-- jhøshea, Sunday, June 8, 2008 1:48 PM (16 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Le Bateau Ivre, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link
hi-ho, kermy the perverted little frog here
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 8 June 2008 14:14 (fifteen years ago) link
I found myself the other day missing my JERKER (OOP)
-- El Tomboto, Friday, June 20, 2008 3:30 PM (15 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― Hurting 2, Friday, 20 June 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Would be nice to see it in the water again, but I guess that won't happen. :/
-- Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:23 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 24 June 2008 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Hookers are like pineapple, is what I'm getting at.
-- kenan, Saturday, June 28, 2008 5:07 PM (Saturday, June 28, 2008 5:07 PM) Bookmark Link
― chicago kevin, Saturday, 28 June 2008 22:14 (fifteen years ago) link
CMON FUCK A GUY
-- banriquit, Monday, June 30, 2008 5:30 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― en i see kay, Monday, 30 June 2008 22:35 (fifteen years ago) link
was having trouble deciding whether I'd prefer jen to go ASAP or have dale, stu, bex and luke go one by one leaving jen. had decided jen ASAP and was hoping for her to be up against rex as it will be good for housemates to have see sylvia go over mohamed and now jen go over rex
-- conrad, Wednesday, 2 July 2008 00:51 (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― Autumn Almanac, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 21:22 (fifteen years ago) link
I've been feeling schlong all year, but I don't know where I'd be without nob, so I'm'a vote for that.
-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, July 8, 2008 3:37 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Tuesday, 8 July 2008 14:21 (fifteen years ago) link
I will be stuffing those machines for all they're worth.
-- Dr Morbius, Wednesday, July 9, 2008 12:41 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
― and what, Wednesday, 9 July 2008 16:55 (fifteen years ago) link