slaves, tell me about 50 Shades of Grey

A friend who works in a theatre just informed me that someone left a whip behind at one screening (though this reeks more of "ironic" viewing than anything).

my sister works at a movie theater, and last night she told me they found a condom on the floor during cleanup. i was like "ew, those 50 shades fans are sick" and she said "no, it was in the theater for the Spongebob movie."

Universal’s second highest opening weekend of all time, just behind “Fast & Furious 6″ ($160.3 million).

"Fast & Furious 6" starring Jenna Jameson et al

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wouldn't this have been more appropriate?
http://www.todaysponge.com/images/press-sponge.jpg

A friend who works in a theatre just informed me that someone left a whip behind at one screening (though this reeks more of "ironic" viewing than anything).

So people are going to this like they would to see the Chippendales strippers or go to a lol naughty sextoy sales night? #sadhousewives

a whip or whippits?

the Phish crossover market

Universal’s second highest opening weekend of all time, just behind “Fast & Furious 6″

lol @ medium of film

can't lie, I'll be buying tickets for the seventh chapter in the F&F franchise

excited about the revival of the EROTIC THRILLER genre

This lacks thrills though right?

its just an EROTIC

I'm sure people find it thrilling in exactly the same way Wild Orchid was thrilling

I remember my parents going to see Wild Orchid. A year or so later, when it hit cable, I snuck downstairs late at night to watch some of it and was pretty much like "so, this is what adults find hot?!"

Thanks to winning a VCR circa 84/85 at a fundraiser raffle, my father treated the entire family to some uncomfortable family movie nights with movies like Body Heat and 9 1/2 Weeks. My takeaway was that my dad is super shameless and a total hero.

Way to go dad

So, basically, this movie is book one, and there will doubtless be three eventually.

Ok, I have now read more of this thread.

Basically, Stevie D's review is otm.

they're going to break the third book out in to three separate movies though

The desolation of SM

applause

50 Shades of Armond: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/413741/50-shades-dull-armond-white

Enterprises such as 50 Shades of Grey and Gone Girl, designed to exploit modern moral confusion, also mean to rationalize political disorientation. Anastasia and Grey’s sadomasochistic love/hate symbolizes contemporary bewilderment regarding capitalist politics. Rich, empowered men like Grey are shown to lead and seduce us, while a new consumerist myth (replacing rugged individualism) suggests that our naïve affection — the opposite of buyer’s remorse — can redeem them, just as Bill Clinton has been redeemed and sanctioned by the mainstream media.

I think he is getting at something but not getting all the way there

armond white is quoting X and giving a big-up Eddie Murphy's Vampire In Brooklyn for the National Review

So Jamie Dornan has quit the franchise?

I resubmit...

http://www.atlasshruggedmovie.com/css/01-382188340005332013/default/assets/dvd_boxset.jpg

three covers with pictures of...bridges? and a clip art of atlas carrying the comfort inn logo.

have I posted yet with the idea that knowing who her parents are, this is probably like the fifteenth most screwy enterprise Dakota Johnson has been a part of. we just don't know.

Her mother lived with a pet lion in their house, who the hell knows.

Funny name for a lion.

and then this happened. shocked that he didn't get one donation

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1839613945/fifty-shades-of-poop

shocked that you're the one telling ilx about a bad poop joke

https://usatthebiglead.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/arkansas-fan-gives-the-double-bird-during-game-against-cal1.gif

can't lie, I flagged the poop joke post

sam taylor-johnson is out:

I forged close and lasting relationships with the cast, producers and crew and most especially, with Dakota and Jamie. While I will not be returning to direct the sequels, I wish nothing but success to whosoever takes on the exciting challenges of films two and three.

'exciting challenges'

http://blog.eljamesauthor.com/?p=1173

should have been called 50 Grades of Steele obviously

this might be my favorite ile thread title. always makes me chuckle

yet ANOTHER way 50 shades is ripping off twilight, stephenie meyer notoriously rewrote twilight from edward's perspective and then canned it after a rough draft leaked to the internet. legend had it that robert pattinson traded his copy for drugs, but that's probably apocryphal.

You knew this was gonna happen...

https://scontent-dfw1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/12278656_10153726563164889_3445818379510825209_n.jpg?oh=52f1d1ea414599a6202aa5cd42e58ba2&oe=56F94ACD

http://m.imdb.com/title/tt4667094/?ref_=m_nmfmd_act_1

do you get it, the tie is an erect penis

they've been showing this on hbo... this movie is hilarious, constant lols

http://variety.com/2016/film/news/kim-basinger-fifty-shades-darker-1201689084/

butt room

lmao she actually wrote the three Fifty Shades books again, from Christian's perspective? Jesus GOD, that's like the "Megahertz" episode of Weird Science (tv version).

also managed to get an actual non-50 shades book published: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Mister

Jezebel reviewed it, lmao

https://jezebel.com/e-l-jamess-the-mister-fucks-a-duck-1834456299

She has a new one about a Jewish mobster from Brooklyn who's addicted to sunglasses:

Fifty Shades Freed