why do i hate that artist thing that people keep posting on my facebook so much? why am i such a jerk?

"make loving safe"

all my letters to God came back refused

I love those printed throws, I feel like it is only a matter of time before they start selling blanket printers that can make those. Which I will purchase immediately.

looks like Print All Over Me offers throws

http://printallover.me/collections/home-linen-throws

my friend gave her brother a giant nicolas cage printed throw rug for christmas

please mail me one (1) Wicker Man throw

I actually lol'd at this one for some reason
https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpa1/v/t1.0-9/10422546_10203696850405137_895669569446697505_n.jpg?oh=01f3325c33a8c0eeac40db8ffd32b422&oe=554867B6&__gda__=1435219420_00e7f31f45c9041a26446abcfa638f07

This isn't a FB thing but it was pretty amazing. On Valentine's Day i drove by a church that had this on their sign:

"God made the 1st Valentine with 2 boards and 3 nails."

okay, you're going to need at least four nails

http://pmcdeadline2.files.wordpress.com/2012/08/pontius__120821183101.jpg

"You're gonna need a bigger board."

Yeah I thought 4 nails too but I looked it up and apparently the church widely believes in Green Crucifixion.

assuming the cross is held together with rope, rather than more nails.

Death by crucifixion is kind of a shitty way to spend Valentine's Day, even if you do come back to life 3 days later

you gotta give the rope credit then

That church was spitting on the grave of St. Valentine the Martyr.

https://fbcdn-sphotos-c-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/10846044_10155141874305361_4267299530266109909_n.jpg?oh=9196cd8482a8bd6986faea820580f187&oe=554F12E6&__gda__=1432112978_2b709a210c8ba5c4de47acee6c528ab0

Kayne West is furious about this photo and wants it removed from the Internet .......so you know what to do .......pass it around

https://scontent.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xap1/v/t1.0-9/10300528_10152613513772264_3510437903208504465_n.jpg?oh=11b8051d37c1df20b1c1be3687196d23&oe=554E6882

I think that one has been posted before. Did you check the previous 15,000 posts to see if that's a repeat? kthxbye

It was because then as now I was struck by how those questions sounds more like a clinical taking someone's medical history to find out when they became a sad egg than suggesting that stopping those things led to depression.

http://www.metasymptom.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Zoloft11.png

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1503389_10100591417751232_4930079617142115763_n.jpg

d'oh
https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xaf1/v/t1.0-9/1503389_10100591417751232_4930079617142115763_n.jpg?oh=3f55758c86389d476931232a68cb27dd&oe=5556FA89&__gda__=1431660606_164e697d7697e99b743d67e513c800fa

https://metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2013/04/ay_108346517.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/GGlElRJ.png

they like to wear it in secret?

SO TRUE

costs too much, uncomfortable

I wear one under simple jeans and a warm sweater and it makes me feel special and sexy all day.

too expensive, whyyyyy do i have to wear this & why is it so hard to find good fitting ones

I haven't put on a suit since first confession

a well-tailored suit advertises one's ability to pay a lot of money for an item that can only be worn to advantage in situations where sums of money are being made or spent. [/obvious]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10432481_933633233343257_4081525549601402742_n.jpg

meh trying again

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10432481_933633233343257_4081525549601402742_n.jpg?oh=ac8cbf5e00668590150c883c34fd282f&oe=5586D899&__gda__=1431378960_9a38f57b54b5fb66c18f31d612fb071c

Or are they?

No, I'm certain of it.

bertrand russell never struck me as that angry

why i am not a fucking christian

irl lol

BR sounds pretty sure of himself there

smug look on his face too

"look at me, I'm one of the founders of analytic philosophy, whoop-de-fucking-do!"

that was Brendan Rogers not Bertrand Russell! thats why i left facebook

http://scontent-lga.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11026357_10103715049198429_4475384840354545490_n.jpg%3Foh%3D0828ca4e055226aa2e1dafa99129cc30%26oe%3D554B0194

never mind, probably just as well not to propagate it

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

http://i.imgur.com/0v0oGeH.jpg

Hideous, Homble, and Heinous

...

Verticle stripes

https://fbcdn-sphotos-b-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/13157_10152512291772134_3467168624390638226_n.jpg?oh=631ef9a5d1cbf477185d02c348c91267&oe=5588F430&__gda__=1435942641_16949dff5a41b5129c3cfa261f49ed88

Errrm, sounds like you miss him.

it's funny, either i woke up crying in the middle of last night or i dreamed i woke up crying in the middle of last night and as i was sobbing away there i thought "i don't miss her i miss being loved"

tru story

xp sounds like a chill bro tbf