also I don't really want to be noticing my nutsmell wafting off of my partner's face as I'm trying to eat bacon
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, August 2, 2011 2:33 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 8 February 2015 07:44 (nine years ago) link
sometimes it smells like penguins after sexsometimes it smells like penguins after sexsometimes it smells like penguins after sexsometimes it smells like penguins after sexsometimes it smells like penguins after sex
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Sunday, 8 February 2015 12:47 (nine years ago) link
i can't stop laughing at all of this
well i mean,
― the captain beefheart of personal hygiene (soda), Sunday, 8 February 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link
man for a thread about balls this is taking a weird turn
― frogbs, Wednesday, August 3, 2011 12:53 PM bookmarkflaglink
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Friday, 21 February 2020 05:16 (four years ago) link
Good snapshot of frogbs’ bad posting years
― Swilling Ambergris, Esq. (silby), Friday, 21 February 2020 05:24 (four years ago) link
for the record, most of my posts in this thread were trolling
― sarahell, Saturday, 22 February 2020 19:08 (four years ago) link
I never shower/wash after sex. Can’t be arsed. I prefer to have a smoke.
― nathom, Saturday, 22 February 2020 21:28 (four years ago) link
great revive
― romanesque architect (pomenitul), Saturday, 22 February 2020 21:28 (four years ago) link
i must be hanging out with the wrong penguins.
― Yerac, Saturday, 22 February 2020 22:01 (four years ago) link
the other day I was at the grocery store in the vegan section, and looked upon the shelves of nutcheese, and thought immediately of this thread.
please advise
― sarahell, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 20:41 (four years ago) link
can't, too busy lolling at "nutcheese"
― totally unnecessary bewbz of exploitation (DJP), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 22:39 (four years ago) link
i apologize to any and all vegans on ilx reading this thread
― sarahell, Tuesday, 25 February 2020 22:41 (four years ago) link
any fellow uncircumcised kings who do not wash after sex are asking for a visit from the yeaster bunny
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:25 (four years ago) link
is that what this is
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:31 (four years ago) link
put it that way: would you go to sleep wearing a pair of damp socks?
― frederik b. godt (jim in vancouver), Tuesday, 25 February 2020 23:41 (four years ago) link
that way? this way
circumcised kings go to sleep wearing damp socks like this, cueball princes go to sleep wearing damp socks like this
― Fantastic. Great move. Well done (sic), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 00:11 (four years ago) link
Well i no longer want my hummus
― sorry for butt rockin (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 26 February 2020 00:19 (four years ago) link
Donate it
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 00:20 (four years ago) link
I keep a clean house, me; visitors need not wipe their feet upon leaving
― flamboyant goon tie included, Wednesday, 26 February 2020 00:49 (four years ago) link