you had better terrible ideas, true. you've had some pretty great good ideas as Karl.
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 22:32 (nine years ago) link
plus i can dunk now which is a major bonus
*reverse 360 slam*
― Karl Malone, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link
i'm afraid i've always pictured Karl Malone as this guy:
http://www.luisescobarblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/The-missing-pieces-in-an-artist-knowledge.png
― Doctor Casino, Wednesday, 4 February 2015 22:36 (nine years ago) link
Here's a terrible idea: Marl Cologne by Karl Malone
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:11 (nine years ago) link
Karl wears only Marl to bed
― It's strange to me too. But we're talking about praxis, man. (Sufjan Grafton), Thursday, 5 February 2015 02:15 (nine years ago) link
hi, i'm karl malone, and the only thing I wear when I go to bed is Marl. Marl Cologne by Karl Malone.
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:02 (nine years ago) link
would buy
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 5 February 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link
A credit agency based on how nice the applicant isKarma Loans
― kinder, Thursday, 5 February 2015 09:21 (nine years ago) link
Puddin' Pets
single-serve pudding in pet-shaped dispenser/container. just squeeze for a tasty stream of [your choice]-flavored pudding!
― A Severus of Snapes (contenderizer), Friday, 6 February 2015 05:39 (nine years ago) link
what, like they poo out the pudding?
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 6 February 2015 13:12 (nine years ago) link
I am progressive and support change and everything but the new version of the mel-o honey bear shits honey out of his asshole and that upsets me.
― Doctor Casino, Friday, 6 February 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link
A song for the New Mexico tourism board that parodies Genesis' classic anti-Thatcher song to ask, "Can't you see this is a land of enchantment?"
― pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Saturday, 7 February 2015 02:03 (nine years ago) link
a rap career as 'young rascal'
― Josh Whitehurst the endowed drummer and backing vocalist (imago), Tuesday, 10 February 2015 13:03 (nine years ago) link
A sign similar to what libraries do, only instead of saying "The FBI has not asked us for our records" (they remove the sign if they get a request, passively letting customers know).
The sign would say "I do not eat the booty"
― mh, Tuesday, 10 February 2015 15:36 (nine years ago) link
A Cat Cafe where you can smoke called 'Puss and Puff'
― sʌxihɔːl (Ward Fowler), Monday, 16 February 2015 10:37 (nine years ago) link
inspired by a trailer for The Wedding Ringer, a series of romantic comedies that rhyme with Wedding Singer.
Bringer, Zinger, Flinger, Pinger, Stringer, Winger, etc.
― there can be only (onimo), Monday, 16 February 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link
The Wedding Dinger, about the whacky goings-on at the Neu! drummer's nuptials
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Monday, 16 February 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link
i have said this before but... a thriller based in the world of campanologists called 'Dead Ringers'.
― koogs, Monday, 16 February 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link
Sayers missed a trick http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Nine_Tailors
― Keith Moom (Neil S), Monday, 16 February 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link
(ha, thanks. just bought a copy for a bell ringer friend...)
― koogs, Monday, 16 February 2015 22:18 (nine years ago) link
heckle a band by actually bringing a guitar and belt clip amp into the show and playing it between songs, like instead of shouting "freebird!" you could PLAY freebird
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link
Turkish Delight: The Musical
― tangenttangent, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 19:14 (nine years ago) link
Highly "socially concerned" hip hop group called Hand Wringaz
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Thursday, 19 February 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link
Pearl Clutchaz
― I, (dog latin), Thursday, 19 February 2015 14:16 (nine years ago) link
Dnah Zagnirw
(insert Europa League joke here)
― bojaxhiu mother derive (imago), Thursday, 19 February 2015 14:23 (nine years ago) link
vinylbox is a big box where you can rent vinyl records. instead of gas stations, grocery stores, and wal-marts, vinylbox will be located at cafes, head shops, and breweries. smaller versions located in burger joints and soda shoppes will let you 'rent' 78s immediately by playing the record for you through the location's sound system.
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 20 February 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link
Reminiscent of this:
http://www.wonderingsound.com/vnyl-netflix-vinyl-subscription-service-albums/
which is also a terrible idea.
― I, (dog latin), Friday, 20 February 2015 12:31 (nine years ago) link
http://www.internetofuselessthings.io/
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Friday, 27 February 2015 03:43 (nine years ago) link
http://www.internetofuselessthings.io/dist/img/idea-thronemaster.jpg
I was friends with a bunch of dudes in high school, who insisted we all keep averages of how long we peed. They all thought it was funny that my average was so low (I was the only woman in the group.) My nickname was "eighteen seconds." I look back and think: what a bunch of assholes. Anyway, this would've saved us all some effort.
― pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Friday, 27 February 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link
they were just jealous of your healthy prostate.
― pplains, Friday, 27 February 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link
Wacky, League of Extraordinary Gentlemen-like IP wherein a famous Baroque composer is revived by desperate CIA men during the Cold War, and we follow his adventures behind the Iron Curtain: Bach in the USSR
― Doctor Casino, Saturday, 28 February 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link
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that would be a surprising explanation
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link
I take it you're not familiar with the pplains school of humor
― mh, Tuesday, 3 March 2015 16:37 (nine years ago) link
or the women squirting prostate tissue school of...women squirting
― pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 03:06 (nine years ago) link
man think before you speak crabbs
i would not have matched that comment with that username but hearty lolz ensued
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link
i've waited forever for an actual example of plainsplaining.
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
― pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Tuesday, March 3, 2015 10:06 PM (22 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this sounds like a line from a porn spam email
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 03:29 (nine years ago) link
I kind of wanted to make a little image with "She is a woman, that is the joke" signed pplains in cursive
― mh, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link
Let me know when you do so I can get ILX quoted out of context all fired up and ready.
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 14:59 (nine years ago) link
A startup along the lines of Trunk Club (curated clothing) only they also send you someone to help you get dressed.
― five six and (man alive), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link
A Daft Punk tribute band called Old Wank. I don't know why, but that was briefly the most hilarious thing I'd heard this evening.
― 0xFE Shades of Grey (snoball), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 18:30 (nine years ago) link
gonna be hard to beat this one though.
http://i.imgur.com/EykBKqx.png
― pplains, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 19:04 (nine years ago) link
change thread title to "you're terrible ideas"
― Soylent News Service (contenderizer), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:27 (nine years ago) link
this
https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10995670_10152617228266428_6776509990744808618_n.jpg?oh=bc3387b418b4b2260efa271b77b0a74c&oe=5591DD48&__gda__=1434922551_2e1b813271d6d6dae6bc567504af1b5c
― pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Thursday, 5 March 2015 00:42 (nine years ago) link
Abbs I respect quick peeing. Don't let the haters get to you!
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 5 March 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link
oh man ain't no thing these days
― pilate is my cogod (Crabbits), Thursday, 5 March 2015 03:13 (nine years ago) link
would totally buy a bottle of that bad idea
― Soylent News Service (contenderizer), Thursday, 5 March 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link
I'm going to start timing my pees. I've never even thought about how much actual time passes.
― how's life, Thursday, 5 March 2015 11:40 (nine years ago) link
does the pee time count the purgatorial waiting when you're in position but waiting for the bodily gears to align (a process celebrated in the hit 1990 game Pipe Mania)? Or is that a separate column on the spreadsheet?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 5 March 2015 13:37 (nine years ago) link