my coworker told me that his daughter will sit through all of Nightmare Before Christmas including Ooogie Boogie but is super scared when the train goes through the tunnel in Polar Express
<3
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 February 2015 03:27 (nine years ago) link
Bunnicula!
― tokyo rosemary, Thursday, 5 February 2015 03:19 (nine years ago) link
ME: So you know who Abraham Lincoln was?
BEEPS: Yes. He's on the penny and he was shot in the back of the head...
ME: Um yeah. That's about it.
BEEPS: …while watching a show.
― pplains, Thursday, 12 February 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link
loooool
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 12 February 2015 19:49 (nine years ago) link
K: I like strawberry juice. I like raspberry juice. I like apple juice. I like all-of-thee-bove!
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 20:12 (nine years ago) link
In the middle of the night: "Oh, balls, I need to go to the potty."
― as verbose and purple as a Peter Ustinov made of plums (James Morrison), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link
irl lol
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link
"Oh, balls" is just a hilarious expression anyway, and a little kid in the middle of the night saying "Oh balls, I need to go to the potty" is killing me.
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:41 (nine years ago) link
and who among us has not awoken in the middle of the night, realized we had to go potty, and thought, "Oh balls."
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 02:42 (nine years ago) link
I can't stop giggling. That is the best.
― ljubljana, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 04:27 (nine years ago) link
XD
― how's life, Wednesday, 18 February 2015 09:26 (nine years ago) link
I walk into the bathroom where the girls are in bath. Me: "Oh come on, how did all this water get on the floor?"Ava: "Is that a rhetorical question?"
― Michael Jones, Sunday, 22 February 2015 22:24 (nine years ago) link
lol
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Sunday, 22 February 2015 23:03 (nine years ago) link
"you look kinda badass, dad. from a distance."
― how's life, Sunday, 22 February 2015 23:48 (nine years ago) link
https://calvinandhobbesagain.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/19851227.gif
― Plasmon, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:21 (nine years ago) link
Ava's version is better.
My son, while watching a movie:
"It's not fair! The bad guys always lose!"
― silverfish, Monday, 23 February 2015 18:05 (nine years ago) link
"Daddy, what happened to your life?"
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 23 February 2015 18:06 (nine years ago) link
"Dad, you look pretty bad-ass...from a distance."
― how's life, Monday, 23 February 2015 18:27 (nine years ago) link
Dad, you double-posted that one
― walid foster dulles (man alive), Monday, 23 February 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
lol. shit.
― how's life, Monday, 23 February 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link
When Henry wants me to put my arm around him he now says 'Put a seatbelt on me, Mama!'
― smoochy-woochy touchy-wouchy, (sunny successor), Thursday, 26 February 2015 15:50 (nine years ago) link
:)
― schwantz, Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link
That is adorable.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Thursday, 26 February 2015 17:56 (nine years ago) link
oh that's so cute.
― how's life, Thursday, 26 February 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link
omg
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 26 February 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link
3-yo looking at match attax card of arteta
me: "that's mikel arteta! he's spanish. he plays for arsenal"
3-yo says "he's rubbish" and does a no-look toss of the card over his shoulder
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 21:51 (nine years ago) link
looool
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 22:21 (nine years ago) link
6-yo, pointing to bath:
"that tap is bare old, man"
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Thursday, 5 March 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link
More religious brainwashing
K told my wife that two of her blocks were "Standing up for God" (she actually said "Hashem" which makes it funnier if you understand the cultural milieu), and that one of them was "Lying down because he didn't want to."
― five six and (man alive), Friday, 6 March 2015 19:46 (nine years ago) link
public school can't come soon enough
― five six and (man alive), Friday, 6 March 2015 20:03 (nine years ago) link
― Οὖτις, Friday, 6 March 2015 20:42 (nine years ago) link
haha!
daughter made me almost cry when she announced very seriously that our recently deceased cat is now "walking around in my heart." (awwww)
― tylerw, Friday, 6 March 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link
:(
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 6 March 2015 21:26 (nine years ago) link
but <3
"Daddy, I have a question.""Yes?""Why do I have so many questions?"
― droit au butt (Euler), Saturday, 7 March 2015 03:46 (nine years ago) link
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Saturday, 7 March 2015 04:20 (nine years ago) link
lmao
― gr8080, Monday, 9 March 2015 00:26 (nine years ago) link
My elder son is doing Grease as his school play, says he thinks the music is terrible, especially the song about Tommy Moore.
― we reward the hake (NickB), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link
bahahaha
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link
Poor kids.
― Jeff, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 20:49 (nine years ago) link
Tommy Moore - how much dough did he spend?
― pplains, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 21:05 (nine years ago) link
It took me far too long to figure this out, but now I am a'lolin'.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 21:19 (nine years ago) link
haw!
I'm so pissed off that my kid's elementary school doesn't have any theater in it at all. I remember there being school plays all the way back to 1st grade. They were miserable for me, but my son's such a ham. It seems like he'd be a natural fit.
― how's life, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 22:16 (nine years ago) link
:/
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 10 March 2015 22:39 (nine years ago) link
"dad, have you ever been drunk?"
what do you even
"Yes"
― Jeff, Tuesday, 10 March 2015 22:43 (nine years ago) link
yep my kids are at the age when they're juuuuuust about ready to ask about whether we've done drugs. we crossed the "have you ever been drunk" threshold a long time ago.
― droit au butt (Euler), Wednesday, 11 March 2015 09:41 (nine years ago) link
"How do you think we had you?"
They screen-printed a T-shirt for me one birthday with a camera and a bottle of beer on it. :/
In a north Liverpool suburb at the weekend we were on our way to a 9th birthday party when we passed half a chocolate cake, abandoned on the pavement, presumably at the spot it slipped from someone's grasp.
Ava: "I hope that's not Abi's."Me: "It's like that song... (singing or "singing") 'Someone left a cake out in the rain / And I don't think that I can take it / Cos it took so long to bake it / And I'll never have the recipe againnnnn'"Ava: (laughing) "What is THAT? That is ridiculous. You made that up."Me: "It's a famous Jimmy Webb song! Look..." (gets the Richard Harris version up on YouTube)Ava and Lulu listen to a few verses, we get to the line...Ava: "Oh, that is just YOU. You recorded that and put your voice through...a thing."Me: "It's real! It's Richard Harris! There are strings and... I mean, why would I even..."Ava: "You're ridiculous, Daddy."
― Michael Jones, Wednesday, 11 March 2015 09:47 (nine years ago) link