ha theres so much wickerman on youtube
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://yourargumentisinvalid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/my_hair_is_a_bird-257x300.jpg
― Snop Snitchin, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Is that Deadfall thing real? Wow.
― there's a big metaphor going on in which pussy is medicine (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 March 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL (xp)
― eman, Monday, 23 March 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
i was thinking during my exile that there needs to be a nic cage poll - it would be the most difficult in the history of polls imo
― GROLIOUS NIPPON ;_; (cankles), Monday, 23 March 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf is with his total lack of sideburns? for some reason, it really creeps me out that he has this abnormal-looking hairlessness where his sideburns should be.
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Monday, 23 March 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://emtoast.com/wp-content/uploads/nickcagesideburnsemtoastcom-thumb.jpg
― eman, Monday, 23 March 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i43.tinypic.com/b6dd8o.gif
cannot be posted enuff
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 23 March 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe his current lack of sideburns is to distinguish the man now from the man he was?
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Monday, 23 March 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
ned raggett to thread!
― jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Somehow I was waiting for that.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
The scene when he's bench-pressing a stripper in "Kiss of Death"
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
cockroach eating in vampire's kiss.actually, most of that movie.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link
these sound amazing where can I see these (without watching the rest of the movies)?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
you want to see all of 'Vampire's Kiss'
― Milton Parker, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
ministering to Michael Williams (omar from The Wire) dying of a gunshot wound in the existentialist EMT movie.
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Zandalee, an otherwise completely forgettable direct-to-video "thriller" contains Cage delivering the following line, which has been lodged in my brain, verbatim since seeing it some 15 years ago:
"When you see that big red snatch comin' at you like a freight train, yeah, it's pretty exciting."
I think he was saying this to Judge Reinhold.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.moviehole.net/img/billy3.jpg
― snoball, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Saw a preview for an older Nic Cage movie the other night (i.e. he has "new wave haircut") - called Birdy, that seemed like he had a retarded friend and they both got sent to Vietnam and end up traumatized. Anybody seen it?
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^Matthew Modine thinks he is a bird. laffs ensue
― Roberto Mussolini (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Great soundtradck!
― The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
xp: Shakey - I think the preview showed a scene w/Nic Cage with a bandaged head. Why do bandaged heads make me laugh?
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.switchpod.com/users/redoxsim/mr_bump.gif
― ledge, Monday, 23 March 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ I am laughing at this. I would laugh more if it was animated and did a stupid dance.
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Monday, 23 March 2009 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Vampire's Kiss is on instawatch netflix!i'm so not looking forward to astro boy
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
how'd it get burned? how'd it get burned? how'd it get HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
― lo (cozwn), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link
091101...0/911/01...091/101...0/9/110/1...09/11/01. 9/11/01...9/11 COME ON!!!! *goes and googles "9/11"*
Your search - 9/11 - did not match any documents
whoa
― bela fregosi (brownie), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 00:49 (fifteen years ago) link
Stonegolem42 (1 week ago) Show Hide+5Reply | SpamI love the remake because it took all of the subtle commentary on religious fanatacism and the paradox between Christian faith and Pagan heritage from the original film and replaced it with bees. And I like how, instead of in the original where he sings hymns and prays for his soul while he's burning (which drove hom the movie's two central themes), he just screams unintelligebly.
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 01:18 (fifteen years ago) link
btw this is still one of the funniest videos on youtube
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 01:22 (fifteen years ago) link
seriously, knowing might be funnier than wickerman -- wickerman's last half hour is really, really top notch "holy crap did i just watch that?" insanity, but the lolz are spread out more evenly in knowing. "THIS. IS. NOT. A. CRANK. PHONE. CALL!! JUST TELL THE FBI!"
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 01:25 (fifteen years ago) link
Actually saw this one in the theater:
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 02:40 (fifteen years ago) link
I tried & failed to find YT clips to post of my two favorite Nic Cage moments: (1) The scene toward the end of Vampire's Kiss when he's stumbling down Wall St. in broad daylight trying to convince various pedestrians to drive a wooden stake through his heart; & (2) in Wild at Heart when he & L. Dern are at the speed-metal concert & they throw the mike out to him & break into that Elvis song & all the teenage girls start screaming.
I've really gotta see The Wicker Man in its entirety.
― 2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 02:55 (fifteen years ago) link
nutty pachinko ads ftw
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 03:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Next looks like it has potential
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 03:05 (fifteen years ago) link
he's currently, ummm, remaking Mickey Mouse:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0963966/
― Past a Diving Jeter (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 14:39 (fifteen years ago) link
nic cage gets a lot of shit but i love him
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 14:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Next
was he drinking a martini at a roadside diner? clear a space on the shelf for Oscar
― bela fregosi (brownie), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 14:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Sorcerer's Apprentice looking like a must see!
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:39 (fifteen years ago) link
"A Las Vegas magician who can see into the future is pursued by FBI agents seeking to use his abilities to prevent a nuclear terrorist attack."
yes this is potential
― sonderangerbot, Tuesday, 24 March 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link
SRSLY GUYS
http://protoncharging.com/castewar/images/ghostrider.jpg
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 04:13 (fifteen years ago) link
― congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, March 24, 2009 2:47 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
srsly
― i stole a metal dude's t-shirt in richmond just to watch him cry (latebloomer), Wednesday, 25 March 2009 04:15 (fifteen years ago) link
Watched Next. Did not deliver. No real Cage batshit, except his weird hair.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 26 March 2009 06:28 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.scificool.com/images/2008/06/alex-proyas-knowing-movie-4.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2006/09/29/WTC_060927014853232_wideweb__300x375.jpg
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Saw the last part of this the other night too. More shots of multiple Nicolas Cages walking around together than there were in Adaptation.
― •--• --- --- •--• (Pleasant Plains), Friday, 27 March 2009 03:59 (fifteen years ago) link
THE SORCERER HAS AWOKEN
http://chud.com/articles/content_images/24/nicolas-cage-abracadabra.jpg
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Friday, 27 March 2009 06:36 (fifteen years ago) link
ah snap you beat me to the punch
― latebloomer, Friday, 27 March 2009 12:00 (fifteen years ago) link
i'll post it again anyway
http://i42.tinypic.com/ibzadu.jpg
― latebloomer, Friday, 27 March 2009 12:05 (fifteen years ago) link
OOPS
hahahahaha
Hey guys this is now in 3-D!!
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3655/3388595838_181be38a26.jpg?v=0
― lolling through my bagel (Pancakes Hackman), Friday, 27 March 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://feelingcagey.com/
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link
Wait for it...http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ngMjkKB13II
― Leon Septamost, Saturday, 23 November 2013 06:05 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VtKWlhk.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link
that moment his eyes flick towards the camera has me fucked
― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link
Nic Cage. Backstage at a Guns 'n Roses concert. With Andrew Dice Clay.
Those words don't prepare you for the picture.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpoySfOCEAA2WxR.jpg
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 8 June 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
we slept on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtKue9f459Acurrently 3% on rotten tomatoes. great potential.
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/08/nicolas-cage-vince-neil-fight-vegas/
― how's life, Friday, 8 April 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link
bad lieutenant: port of call new orleans
the whole thing, pretty much
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 8 April 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link
Nicolas Cage Files for Annulment 4 Days After Getting Hitched
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 11:17 (five years ago) link
rip big man's nuptials, heaven needed a marriage made in heaven
― recreational colonoscopies 4 u (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 12:13 (five years ago) link
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/nicolas-cage-star-as-nicolas-cage-unbearable-weight-massive-talent-1254626
Cage, if deals close, would star as actor Nicolas Cage. The character is desperate to get a role in a new Tarantino movie while also dealing with a strained relationship with his teenage daughter. He also occasionally talks to an egotistical 1990s version of himself who rides him for making too many crappy movies and for not being a star anymore.The Cage character is also under a mountain of debt and finds himself forced to make an appearance at the birthday party of a Mexican billionaire who happens to be a fan of Cage’s work and secretly hopes to show him a script on which he’s been working.While he bonds with the man, Cage is informed by the CIA that the billionaire is actually a drug cartel kingpin who has kidnapped the daughter of a Mexican presidential nominee and is recruited by the U.S. government to get intelligence. The situation spirals even more dramatically when the Mexican brings over Cage’s daughter and his ex-wife for a reconciliation, and when their lives are on the line, Cage takes on the role of a lifetime.
The Cage character is also under a mountain of debt and finds himself forced to make an appearance at the birthday party of a Mexican billionaire who happens to be a fan of Cage’s work and secretly hopes to show him a script on which he’s been working.
While he bonds with the man, Cage is informed by the CIA that the billionaire is actually a drug cartel kingpin who has kidnapped the daughter of a Mexican presidential nominee and is recruited by the U.S. government to get intelligence. The situation spirals even more dramatically when the Mexican brings over Cage’s daughter and his ex-wife for a reconciliation, and when their lives are on the line, Cage takes on the role of a lifetime.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 November 2019 04:45 (four years ago) link
It doesn't sound a million miles from JCVD, but on a more epic scale. I hope there's a scene where he reveals that he didn't want to say "who burned the toast", and he didn't realise the cameras were running when he said "vive la fuckin' France", and that Werner Herzog told him that all the audio for Bad Lieutenant was being dubbed in post, so he just delivered placeholder lines, and that he was goaded into overacting. And that deep down he plays with model trains, just like ordinary men.
Given the fact that pop stars often give private concerts for billionaires, I wonder if Nicolas Cage actually does do private Shakespeare readings for rich people, and if he has to rewrite Shakespeare so that it has "blue" language such as fucking etc.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link
finally caught up with teen titans go to the movies (easily the best latterday dc movie by quite some distance) and was thrilled to see that nic cage plays supermanyou did it nic, you finally made it
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 13 June 2020 09:37 (three years ago) link
nic cage and tony jaa in Enter the Predatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhIxOqv5Cs0
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 November 2020 00:17 (three years ago) link
aka Metal Gear Solid the Movie (patent pending)
We talked about Dram Scenario yet?
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Monday, 4 December 2023 15:59 (four months ago) link
*Dream Scenario
I can discuss drams all day
― stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 December 2023 16:07 (four months ago) link
genuinely curious if this movie is any good or not because it looks really interesting and most of his "normal guy" roles wind up getting really weird at some point
― frogbs, Monday, 4 December 2023 16:09 (four months ago) link
I enjoyed it. He's still being "weird Cage" but it's a different take on it, and the story's fun while being a well-nuanced take on the phenomenon of memes/unwitting celebrity/"cancel culture" etc
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Monday, 4 December 2023 17:39 (four months ago) link
The other day I put Renfield on in the background and sorta half-watched it, and that was pretty enjoyable -- like if the Deadpool movies made peace with the fact that some part of the audience is gonna think "This is so stupid" and didn't try to convince them that actually I am a very intelligent movie tyvm
Not sure how essential Nic Cage's presence was, but he did get me to watch a movie I otherwise would have ignored.
― The king of the demo (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 15:40 (four months ago) link
Renfield felt like it was trying to split the difference between being an action-comedy, a horror-comedy, and an action-horror, and had to sacrifice 30% of the power of each to get there. Didn't go hard enough for me, I guess. I do agree that it was good that they didn't try to make it "intelligent". Both Nicolas Cage and Nicholas Hoult were solid. A few decent laughs. I don't regret watching it, but I don't think I will again.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 16:13 (four months ago) link