gotta get some huggies
― Roberto Mussolini (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link
it ain't armed robbery if the gun ain't loaded
091101...0/911/01...091/101...0/9/110/1...09/11/01. 9/11/01...9/11 COME ON!!!! *goes and googles "9/11"*
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, March 23, 2009
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:09 (fifteen years ago) link
trading faces w/john travolta
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
hard to choose just one scene from face-off
lolz x-post
― Roberto Mussolini (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
i've seriously been searching on and off (mostly off) all day for a thread on ilx about KN0W1NG and can't find one.
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
oh its there
s1ocki called it a "modern day Ed Wood movie"
― Roberto Mussolini (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.filmfortress.com/images/ghost_rider_review.jpg
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
Thread of Anticipating KNOWING with Nic Cage
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
"the bees, not the bees! not the bees!"
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link
Has he done Shakespeare yet?
― jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:12 (fifteen years ago) link
more youtube clips plz
― Stop relegating Hull you miserable gits! (country matters), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I do this Nicholas Cage thing where I furrow my brow and say "I'm confuuused" in a Nic Cage voice and I've been doing it for so long that I forget if I got it from an actual Cage performance or someone impersonating him or?? Is this like a thing or did I make it up?
― "Pieface Game Concept" (G00blar), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:14 (fifteen years ago) link
― jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:15 (fifteen years ago) link
let's cut the chit-chat, A-HOLE!
― Thanks to america italy end up stuck with the poor people's madonn (donna rouge), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
"Are you desirable? Are you irresistible? Maybe if you drank bourbon with me, it would help. Maybe if you kissed me and I could taste the sting in your mouth it would help. If you drank bourbon with me naked. If you smelled of bourbon as you fucked me, it would help. It would increase my esteem for you. If you poured bourbon onto your naked body and said to me "drink this". If you spread your legs and you had bourbon dripping from your breasts and your pussy and said "drink here" then I could fall in love with you. Because then I would have a purpose. To clean you up and that, that would prove that I'm worth something. I'd lick you clean so that you could go away and fuck someone else."
― Roberto Mussolini (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
That'll be his inauguration speech.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Did he ever say:
"I'm having kind of a crappy day"?
― jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link
Also: It's pronounced As-wee-pay.
― "Pieface Game Concept" (G00blar), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:18 (fifteen years ago) link
That bit is the only reason I don't totally hate him.
― Event Horizon (Nicole), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
He's only got 38 fans on Facebook :(
― jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
When I saw the trailer I was worried his character had the same last name as mine. But I guess it's spelled differently!
― Event Horizon (Nicole), Monday, 23 March 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
― sonderangerbot, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link
ha theres so much wickerman on youtube
― ice cr?m, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
http://yourargumentisinvalid.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/my_hair_is_a_bird-257x300.jpg
― Snop Snitchin, Monday, 23 March 2009 20:29 (fifteen years ago) link
Is that Deadfall thing real? Wow.
― there's a big metaphor going on in which pussy is medicine (a hoy hoy), Monday, 23 March 2009 21:04 (fifteen years ago) link
LOL (xp)
― eman, Monday, 23 March 2009 21:29 (fifteen years ago) link
i was thinking during my exile that there needs to be a nic cage poll - it would be the most difficult in the history of polls imo
― GROLIOUS NIPPON ;_; (cankles), Monday, 23 March 2009 21:37 (fifteen years ago) link
wtf is with his total lack of sideburns? for some reason, it really creeps me out that he has this abnormal-looking hairlessness where his sideburns should be.
― where we turn sweet dreams into remarkable realities (just1n3), Monday, 23 March 2009 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
http://emtoast.com/wp-content/uploads/nickcagesideburnsemtoastcom-thumb.jpg
― eman, Monday, 23 March 2009 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i43.tinypic.com/b6dd8o.gif
cannot be posted enuff
― he sounded italian enough to give me something (the schef (adam schefter ha ha)), Monday, 23 March 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
maybe his current lack of sideburns is to distinguish the man now from the man he was?
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Monday, 23 March 2009 21:54 (fifteen years ago) link
ned raggett to thread!
― jel --, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:03 (fifteen years ago) link
Somehow I was waiting for that.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
The scene when he's bench-pressing a stripper in "Kiss of Death"
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:09 (fifteen years ago) link
cockroach eating in vampire's kiss.actually, most of that movie.
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:10 (fifteen years ago) link
these sound amazing where can I see these (without watching the rest of the movies)?
― Philip Nunez, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:17 (fifteen years ago) link
you want to see all of 'Vampire's Kiss'
― Milton Parker, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:19 (fifteen years ago) link
ministering to Michael Williams (omar from The Wire) dying of a gunshot wound in the existentialist EMT movie.
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Zandalee, an otherwise completely forgettable direct-to-video "thriller" contains Cage delivering the following line, which has been lodged in my brain, verbatim since seeing it some 15 years ago:
"When you see that big red snatch comin' at you like a freight train, yeah, it's pretty exciting."
I think he was saying this to Judge Reinhold.
― WARS OF ARMAGEDDON (Karaoke Version) (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:24 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.moviehole.net/img/billy3.jpg
― snoball, Monday, 23 March 2009 22:27 (fifteen years ago) link
Saw a preview for an older Nic Cage movie the other night (i.e. he has "new wave haircut") - called Birdy, that seemed like he had a retarded friend and they both got sent to Vietnam and end up traumatized. Anybody seen it?
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:29 (fifteen years ago) link
^^^Matthew Modine thinks he is a bird. laffs ensue
― Roberto Mussolini (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Great soundtradck!
― The Screaming Lobster of Challops (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:34 (fifteen years ago) link
xp: Shakey - I think the preview showed a scene w/Nic Cage with a bandaged head. Why do bandaged heads make me laugh?
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Monday, 23 March 2009 22:39 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.switchpod.com/users/redoxsim/mr_bump.gif
― ledge, Monday, 23 March 2009 23:02 (fifteen years ago) link
^^ I am laughing at this. I would laugh more if it was animated and did a stupid dance.
― unexpected item in bagging area (sarahel), Monday, 23 March 2009 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link
Vampire's Kiss is on instawatch netflix!i'm so not looking forward to astro boy
― WOOKIE JOHNSON (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 00:30 (fifteen years ago) link
how'd it get burned? how'd it get burned? how'd it get HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
― lo (cozwn), Tuesday, 24 March 2009 00:35 (fifteen years ago) link
i feel p burned after paying money to see season of the witch tbh
― millions now eating will never diet (Lamp), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah season of the witch was a real letdown
― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:44 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah, that had classic written all over it. after 'gone in 60 seconds' we were all looking forward to a dominic sena-nic cage reteam.
― history mayne, Thursday, 10 March 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
well, i was. gone in 60 seconds is rad
― millions now eating will never diet (Lamp), Thursday, 10 March 2011 18:01 (thirteen years ago) link
hey, the premise had a lot of potential, it just couldn't deliver. drive angry otoh is exactly what the trailer promises.
― ℳℴℯ ❤\(◕‿◕✿ (Princess TamTam), Thursday, 10 March 2011 18:04 (thirteen years ago) link
Just... IMHO...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PJddmfesaA
― I saw this awesome photo of a marmot (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 14 April 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link
http://movies.yahoo.com/news/movies.ap.org/actor-nicolas-cage-arrested-new-orleans-ap
― buzza, Saturday, 16 April 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link
http://d.yimg.com/a/p/ap/20110416/capt.457213bf966148aa8753948945c831e2-457213bf966148aa8753948945c831e2-0.jpg
― buzza, Saturday, 16 April 2011 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link
Thanks, Dog the Bounty Hunter!
― Ramen Noodles & Ketchup (R Baez), Sunday, 17 April 2011 19:52 (thirteen years ago) link
there was a pretty great Nic Cage bit on Conan tonight where they showed prime clips from Next, Vampire's Kiss, Matchstick Men, Deadfall and Zandalee
― some dude, Wednesday, 20 April 2011 03:38 (thirteen years ago) link
http://news.yahoo.com/nicolas-cage-awoken-naked-man-fudgesicle-222238383.html
― Pizzataco Five (admrl), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:06 (twelve years ago) link
Top Five URL.
"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed," he told reporters on Wednesday."I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.
"I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."
A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack.
― A Fudgesicle is a frozen, ice cream-like snack. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:52 (twelve years ago) link
lol im not 1 to mess w/ display names but i immediately had the same instinct
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 15 September 2011 14:54 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVhBp3V8K3o
― the rapacity of hope (latebloomer), Tuesday, 24 January 2012 07:29 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xP1-oquwoL8
― Dr Frogbius (darraghmac), Monday, 6 February 2012 00:54 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.empireonline.com/interviews/interview.asp?IID=1444
On my costume, my leather jacket, I would sew in ancient, thousands-of-years-old Egyptian relics, and gather bits of tourmaline and onyx and would stuff them in my pockets to gather these energies together and shock my imagination into believing that I was augmented in some way by them, or in contact with ancient ghosts. I would walk on the set looking like this, loaded with all these magical trinkets, and I wouldn't say a word to my co-stars or crew or directors. I saw the fear in their eyes, and it was like oxygen to a forest fire. I believed I was the Ghost Rider.
― Chris S, Monday, 6 February 2012 00:59 (twelve years ago) link
and apparently Cage is also writing a book on his special acting technique 'Nouveau Shamanic'
― Chris S, Monday, 6 February 2012 01:03 (twelve years ago) link
I would like to hook up with one of the great Japanese filmmakers, like the master that made Ringu, and I would like to take The Wicker Man to Japan, except this time he's a ghost.
― Nicole, Monday, 6 February 2012 01:13 (twelve years ago) link
This style, if you will, or programme, is really teaching how not to act, and how to utilise your dreams, power objects, even taking weekends to experiment with imagination and finding ways of infusing your performances with those experiences so that it's no longer acting but truth. Acting implies lying in some way - Olivier said as much in his autobiography, and I don't want to lie. Thankfully Sean Penn said that Nicolas Cage is no longer an actor, and that's what I want. I want to find a way to make it more truthful. This style is stimulating your imagination to be more truthful in the words and the movements.
― da croupier, Monday, 6 February 2012 14:21 (twelve years ago) link
That article was a gold mine.
― Nicole, Monday, 6 February 2012 14:48 (twelve years ago) link
Along with the usual Bresson/Tarkovsky-type fare, Toronto's Lightbox actually has a Nicholas Cage festival on the schedule this season: Bangkok Dangerous: The Cinema of Nicolas Cage. (Huh?)
http://tiff.net/filmsandschedules/tiffbelllightbox/2012/4400000644
I may go see Snake Eyes again, which is tawdry and quite insane.
― clemenza, Monday, 6 February 2012 15:33 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKdeNv3Rlv0
― wrapped sausage stylus (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 7 April 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
amaaaazing
― owenf, Monday, 16 April 2012 15:30 (twelve years ago) link
http://feelingcagey.com/
― Strangers look on with a discernible, barely contained ‘wow’. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 23 November 2013 04:58 (ten years ago) link
Wait for it...http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ngMjkKB13II
― Leon Septamost, Saturday, 23 November 2013 06:05 (ten years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/VtKWlhk.gif
― 龜, Wednesday, 26 March 2014 00:59 (ten years ago) link
that moment his eyes flick towards the camera has me fucked
― treeship's assailing (darraghmac), Wednesday, 26 March 2014 01:03 (ten years ago) link
Nic Cage. Backstage at a Guns 'n Roses concert. With Andrew Dice Clay.
Those words don't prepare you for the picture.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BpoySfOCEAA2WxR.jpg
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 8 June 2014 21:47 (nine years ago) link
we slept on thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtKue9f459Acurrently 3% on rotten tomatoes. great potential.
― the other song about butts in the top 5 (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 14 October 2014 04:19 (nine years ago) link
http://www.tmz.com/2016/04/08/nicolas-cage-vince-neil-fight-vegas/
― how's life, Friday, 8 April 2016 17:46 (eight years ago) link
bad lieutenant: port of call new orleans
the whole thing, pretty much
― μpright mammal (mh), Friday, 8 April 2016 19:06 (eight years ago) link
Nicolas Cage Files for Annulment 4 Days After Getting Hitched
― Uptown VONC (Le Bateau Ivre), Friday, 29 March 2019 11:17 (five years ago) link
rip big man's nuptials, heaven needed a marriage made in heaven
― recreational colonoscopies 4 u (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 29 March 2019 12:13 (five years ago) link
https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/nicolas-cage-star-as-nicolas-cage-unbearable-weight-massive-talent-1254626
Cage, if deals close, would star as actor Nicolas Cage. The character is desperate to get a role in a new Tarantino movie while also dealing with a strained relationship with his teenage daughter. He also occasionally talks to an egotistical 1990s version of himself who rides him for making too many crappy movies and for not being a star anymore.The Cage character is also under a mountain of debt and finds himself forced to make an appearance at the birthday party of a Mexican billionaire who happens to be a fan of Cage’s work and secretly hopes to show him a script on which he’s been working.While he bonds with the man, Cage is informed by the CIA that the billionaire is actually a drug cartel kingpin who has kidnapped the daughter of a Mexican presidential nominee and is recruited by the U.S. government to get intelligence. The situation spirals even more dramatically when the Mexican brings over Cage’s daughter and his ex-wife for a reconciliation, and when their lives are on the line, Cage takes on the role of a lifetime.
The Cage character is also under a mountain of debt and finds himself forced to make an appearance at the birthday party of a Mexican billionaire who happens to be a fan of Cage’s work and secretly hopes to show him a script on which he’s been working.
While he bonds with the man, Cage is informed by the CIA that the billionaire is actually a drug cartel kingpin who has kidnapped the daughter of a Mexican presidential nominee and is recruited by the U.S. government to get intelligence. The situation spirals even more dramatically when the Mexican brings over Cage’s daughter and his ex-wife for a reconciliation, and when their lives are on the line, Cage takes on the role of a lifetime.
― El Tomboto, Saturday, 16 November 2019 04:45 (four years ago) link
It doesn't sound a million miles from JCVD, but on a more epic scale. I hope there's a scene where he reveals that he didn't want to say "who burned the toast", and he didn't realise the cameras were running when he said "vive la fuckin' France", and that Werner Herzog told him that all the audio for Bad Lieutenant was being dubbed in post, so he just delivered placeholder lines, and that he was goaded into overacting. And that deep down he plays with model trains, just like ordinary men.
Given the fact that pop stars often give private concerts for billionaires, I wonder if Nicolas Cage actually does do private Shakespeare readings for rich people, and if he has to rewrite Shakespeare so that it has "blue" language such as fucking etc.
― Ashley Pomeroy, Monday, 18 November 2019 20:22 (four years ago) link
finally caught up with teen titans go to the movies (easily the best latterday dc movie by quite some distance) and was thrilled to see that nic cage plays supermanyou did it nic, you finally made it
― Prosecutor Bradley Tankerton (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 13 June 2020 09:37 (three years ago) link
nic cage and tony jaa in Enter the Predatorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhIxOqv5Cs0
― the serious avant-garde universalist right now (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 22 November 2020 00:17 (three years ago) link
aka Metal Gear Solid the Movie (patent pending)
We talked about Dram Scenario yet?
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Monday, 4 December 2023 15:59 (four months ago) link
*Dream Scenario
I can discuss drams all day
― stuffing your suit pockets with cold, stale chicken tende (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 4 December 2023 16:07 (four months ago) link
genuinely curious if this movie is any good or not because it looks really interesting and most of his "normal guy" roles wind up getting really weird at some point
― frogbs, Monday, 4 December 2023 16:09 (four months ago) link
I enjoyed it. He's still being "weird Cage" but it's a different take on it, and the story's fun while being a well-nuanced take on the phenomenon of memes/unwitting celebrity/"cancel culture" etc
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Monday, 4 December 2023 17:39 (four months ago) link
The other day I put Renfield on in the background and sorta half-watched it, and that was pretty enjoyable -- like if the Deadpool movies made peace with the fact that some part of the audience is gonna think "This is so stupid" and didn't try to convince them that actually I am a very intelligent movie tyvm
Not sure how essential Nic Cage's presence was, but he did get me to watch a movie I otherwise would have ignored.
― The king of the demo (bernard snowy), Wednesday, 6 December 2023 15:40 (four months ago) link
Renfield felt like it was trying to split the difference between being an action-comedy, a horror-comedy, and an action-horror, and had to sacrifice 30% of the power of each to get there. Didn't go hard enough for me, I guess. I do agree that it was good that they didn't try to make it "intelligent". Both Nicolas Cage and Nicholas Hoult were solid. A few decent laughs. I don't regret watching it, but I don't think I will again.
― peace, man, Wednesday, 6 December 2023 16:13 (four months ago) link