I kept getting e-birthday cards for myname @hotmail.com . I emailed the people who sent it and let them know. The next day there was the same e-card in myname @gmail.com.
― how's life, Tuesday, 3 February 2015 11:44 (nine years ago) link
lol oh man
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Tuesday, 3 February 2015 12:33 (nine years ago) link
The Well Mannered Dog <✧✧✧@thewell-mannered✧✧✧.c✧✧>Attachments13:58 (7 minutes ago)Replyto me Hi Trayce
I have attached the lesson notes and relaxation protocol.
The protocol is rather long with lots of explanation in the beginning. Some of it does not pertain to you (i.e., we aren't using a head collar). You may want to skip to the daily tasks.
Be sure to call/email if you have questions.
Take care
Kim
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 6 February 2015 03:08 (nine years ago) link
(this one to give this lady credit, she's just now replied 5 mins later with "omg my apologies for having the wrong address!!" so thats cool)
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Friday, 6 February 2015 03:09 (nine years ago) link
Zebbies: Cape <c✧✧✧@zebb✧✧✧.c✧✧>Attachments9:29 AM (12 hours ago)
to me Hi johnny crunch, Please find the lighting quote attached as per our meeting at the store. Stock is limited. I look forward to hearing from you soon. RegardsBrenton
― johnny crunch, Friday, 6 February 2015 03:17 (nine years ago) link
Thank you for ordering from Mobile Waiters!
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce$10.59 Two$5.76 Crispy Chicken Tenders (kids)$0.00 Ketchup$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 1$18.49 Chicken & Beef
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.09 Tax$4.99 Delivery$5.23 tip$42.15 Total
Thank you. If any of your information has changed. Please be available to contact
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 5:37 PM
Please note that your total may be slightly different if any special requests you made cost extra.
Thanks,Mobile Waiters
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Saturday, 7 February 2015 21:47 (nine years ago) link
how does he get $5 off every order, it's really a mystery
― gr8080, Saturday, 7 February 2015 22:31 (nine years ago) link
why do you think he orders so often, fairly common reward scheme
― nakhchivan, Saturday, 7 February 2015 22:34 (nine years ago) link
$10.59 Two
― kinder, Sunday, 8 February 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link
One is $8.34 so you'd really have to be crazy NOT to get Two
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 February 2015 06:24 (nine years ago) link
So I get this one, complete with an invoice attached for about $12K worth of medical computer software, and I say wtf?
Hello Dr. Ernst,
Thank you for taking the time to meet with me today, it was a pleasure speaking with you.
I've attached a PDF of your sales agreement. Please review the document, sign, and fax (or email) it to our sales department: (408) β’β’β’-β’β’β’β’.
Feel free to contact me if you have any questions:
― pplains, Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:11 (nine years ago) link
But then I find
http://i.imgur.com/lxgvOvB.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:15 (nine years ago) link
haaaaaa
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link
took me a minute but quality lolz
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 February 2015 02:14 (nine years ago) link
awesome
― stately, plump buck angel (silby), Thursday, 12 February 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link
Hahahah thats awesome.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Thursday, 12 February 2015 03:02 (nine years ago) link
Subject: moms cakeI just ordered the cake for mom itβs a white cake with an irish crΓ¨me filling
I just ordered the cake for mom itβs a white cake with an irish crΓ¨me filling
http://i.imgur.com/JptYLgp.jpg
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link
What I was imagining based on the text before the img loaded <<< the reality
― kinder, Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:12 (nine years ago) link
baked y'all a caek
― gr8080, Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link
the moistness
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 12 February 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link
http://www2b.abc.net.au/tmb/BoardFiles/164/Emoticons/sunglasses.gif
― kinder, Friday, 13 February 2015 13:58 (nine years ago) link
You have scheduled your delivery for 02/14/2015 06:30 PM
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$0.00 Our Original Fajitas for 2$32.99 Chicken$1.85 Add Cheese and Sour Cream$9.99 Cowboy Queso
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$2.79 Tax$4.99 Delivery$8.07 tip$55.68 Total
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:32 (nine years ago) link
lol at dr ernst and that cake
― no love deb weep (nakhchivan), Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:34 (nine years ago) link
V-Day Cowboy Queso
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link
finding my way around uncle julio's perimeter
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 15 February 2015 23:57 (nine years ago) link
To all my Raindrop sisters: Just a quick reminder that our fun filled Retreat weekend is coming up fast, March 27th-29th. You have less than a week and a half to register for all the fun we have planned. Please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood $13.50, screen $7.50 and first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers or you can purchase them for $5.00. Forms for Retreat are on our website but please call Debbie Gill at 555 555 5555 and let her know you will be attending. See you all soon
Debbie Gill, Diane Lien and Judy Meirow Raindrop Retreat Chairs
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Monday, 16 February 2015 18:22 (nine years ago) link
Somebody who shares my first and last name and lives in Palo Alto is apparently very eager to play golf because I've now gotten three certificates of medical clearance (in French!) saying that she is cleared to do so. Maybe it's because we have the same name and are roughly the same age so I felt some kinship, or just because I'm a lawyer and omg HIPAA, but I actually called the clinic to let them know.
― about a dozen duck supporters (carl agatha), Tuesday, 17 February 2015 16:42 (nine years ago) link
I have received several queries about the condition of a golf course for an event. Must be the time of the year where we get ready for golf.
― mh, Tuesday, 17 February 2015 16:43 (nine years ago) link
Please don't forget to let me know if you will be needing the wood $13.50, screen $7.50 and first scarf is free, you just have to bring 4 or 5 of your favorite color Sharpie markers or you can purchase them for $5.00.
This sounds like such a baffling combo of items. Are they making scarves by drawing on them with Sharpies!?
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Wednesday, 18 February 2015 00:53 (nine years ago) link
someone's been signing up to various equestrian sites and fodder suppliers in my name.
― Fizzles, Sunday, 22 February 2015 13:34 (nine years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$6.17 Fajita (kids)$0.00 Chicken$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce$12.59 Three$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce$12.59 Three
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$1.84 Tax$4.99 Delivery$4.70 tip$37.88 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 8:56 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Saturday, 28 February 2015 04:30 (nine years ago) link
$3.00 Twelve fifty-nine
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 28 February 2015 07:21 (nine years ago) link
From Uncle Julio's Perimeter:$0.00 Guacamole$5.79 Small$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce$12.59 Three$0.00 Chicken Enchiladas$0.00 New Mexico Red Sauce$10.59 Two
$-5.00 Discount: Coupon$1.68 Tax$4.99 Delivery$4.35 tip$34.99 Total
Current Approximate Delivery Time: 7:10 PM
― π ππ’π¨ (caek), Saturday, 28 February 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link
holy trinity of mexican cuisine
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Sunday, 1 March 2015 06:55 (nine years ago) link
"Uncle Julio's Perimeter" is the strangest name for a restaurant ever btw. Why not just call it Grampa Joe's Area.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link
"does this look infected to you?"
― Maybe in 100 years someone will say damn Dawn was dope. (forksclovetofu), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:04 (nine years ago) link
The restaurant chain is called Uncle Julio's and Perimeter is the location in Atlanta.
There's an Uncle Julio's in Chicago. I've eaten there a couple of times and it is okay.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 2 March 2015 01:38 (nine years ago) link
...the plot thickens...
― lagβn, Monday, 2 March 2015 01:40 (nine years ago) link
like a spicy molΓ©!
― hammer smashed nagls (mattresslessness), Monday, 2 March 2015 02:19 (nine years ago) link
Well that makes more sense! ... I guess.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 2 March 2015 02:25 (nine years ago) link
I used to live in Atlanta and am familiar with Uncle Julio's so I knew what the score was from the beginning and I'm quite sad that I didn't get to experience a world where I believed there was a restaurant called Uncle Julio's Perimeter. Because that's fucking hilarious.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 2 March 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link
According to the website there is also an Uncle Julio's Plymouth Meeting, and Uncle Julio's Grapevine, and an Uncle Julio's Woodbridge. Perimeter is definitely the best, though.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Monday, 2 March 2015 02:39 (nine years ago) link
No complications. No hassle. Just a meeting between some pilgrims and native Americans mediated by my uncle Julio.
― you can buy your hair if it won't grow (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 2 March 2015 05:22 (nine years ago) link
Me and Julio down by the Perimeter.
― I checked Snoops , and it is for real (Trayce), Monday, 2 March 2015 05:48 (nine years ago) link
β hammer smashed nagls (mattresslessness), Sunday, March 1, 2015 9:19 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i honestly considered writing these exact words tbh
― lagβn, Monday, 2 March 2015 06:44 (nine years ago) link
group mind
― mh, Monday, 2 March 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link
Texan Word-Username has now begun to cc: me, on everything. His actual gmail username is twordusername69. That is not the year of his birth.
― Three Word Username, Monday, 2 March 2015 17:35 (nine years ago) link
a few weeks back I got a misdirected email about buying a flat in barcelona.today, i just received a misdirected email about buying a house in montreal.i dunno if it's the same guy, but my similarly named peeps sure seem to be doing better than i am (though not at giving out their email)
― Jibe, Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:06 (nine years ago) link
For a few months last year I kept getting emails from a woman called Freya - I couldn't tell if they were to her son or an ex-lover. They were always like "Wonderful to see you again and you are looking well. Fran is not well but you know how he is. We will be looking forward to Christmas of course."
I felt bad that these sentiments weren't arriving so I told her she had the wrong man, and she apologised. But the emails kept arriving anyway. At Christmas she sent a Christmas greeting that was longer and more heartfelt. I replied as I once again felt bad that it didn't go to the right person, but I couldn't resist adding in "I hope that you and yours have a wonderful festive season."
She sent a nice reply. Not heard from her since then. RIP.
― Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:14 (nine years ago) link
It just goes to show that sometimes love can walk into your life when you least expect it.
― Junior Dictionary (LocalGarda), Wednesday, 4 March 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link