gr8080, you've found your internet home.
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 February 2015 18:10 (nine years ago) link
Ok, "bluetoothing" I remember, but "fucka twigs?" Also, why "slime?"
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link
fka twigs
― the plight of y0landa (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link
fucka twink
― flopson, Sunday, 1 February 2015 19:34 (nine years ago) link
it's when u top a dude who has a v slender penis
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 1 February 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link
can y'all remind me what bluetoothing is?
― marcos, Monday, 2 February 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link
it's when u blow a dude from the Blue Man Group
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 2 February 2015 17:58 (nine years ago) link
My taste for bruises and bruising disappeared the day after the Ghomeshi affair broke, the next time I had hands around my throat I got "Planet Telex" in my head and lost a boner
I can't figure out why this song came to you.
― Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:07 (nine years ago) link
Bluetoothing = hands-free orgasm
― Je55e, Monday, 2 February 2015 18:08 (nine years ago) link
It was the theme song to his show
I like "weeding the garden" as slang for cleaning up the butt before action but haven't had a lot of opportunity to put that one to use
― turn dog for up (fgti), Monday, 2 February 2015 19:12 (nine years ago) link
i've never done coke off the groin, but i'd like to call it "sugarbush"
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 04:09 (nine years ago) link
also i need one for getting hit in the eye with spooj... ssomeone else's. you can add one for your solo spooj if need be.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 February 2015 13:21 (nine years ago) link
well i killed this one eh
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 12 February 2015 01:57 (nine years ago) link
If I couldn't boner kill this thread, no one can.
― Eric H., Thursday, 12 February 2015 04:19 (nine years ago) link
well my med student (aka The Bad Muslim) broke up w/ that guy he was seeing, so he just was here for some sportfucking.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 13 March 2015 02:38 (nine years ago) link
TLI imo
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 13 March 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link
well it was our third go at it and we both know what we like. it's working.
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 14 March 2015 00:49 (nine years ago) link
Tonight I was introduced firsthand to the concept of "switching" in which you and your partner take turns being very aggressive and no-nonsense and all Sir/boy what with spitting and slapping and fucking and asking permission and it was just a really great time. His armpits smelled like heaven.
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:32 (nine years ago) link
Kinda surprised neighbors did not call cops tbh
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link
lol I'm such a switch :D
― raih dednelb (The Reverend), Sunday, 15 March 2015 07:43 (nine years ago) link
I have always been vers but haven't really explored the more performative extensions of that so much, like not only taking turns being in control physically but also verbally. V exhilarating! I've talked to a lot of ppl who have told me their exp with this and they're like "no I can ONLY do one OR the other or if I switch it has to be one role for a whole session" so I guess it's p cool I can just turn it off and on in the moment and it still feels totally authentic.
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 14:45 (nine years ago) link
I'm a btm like 99% of the time, but my guy's been talking about versing up the relationship lately. I feel like when/if this happens, these "performative extensions" will be helpful. Excited now!
― That shit right there is precedented. (cryptosicko), Sunday, 15 March 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link
sex is fun you guys
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Sunday, 15 March 2015 15:59 (nine years ago) link
i got a knee in the front teeth the other night tho (nothing broke)
― touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Sunday, 15 March 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link
I'm really not that vers tbh (but also I don't give a fuck about a top/bottom dynamic, that's just not how I think about sex), but I am so all about switching in the kink sense.
― raih dednelb (The Reverend), Monday, 16 March 2015 09:32 (nine years ago) link
we've done some switching before, it is pretty hot (def hotter to methan just one person always assuming the same role)
― donna rouge, Monday, 16 March 2015 17:46 (nine years ago) link
Glumly moves the "days since I last had dick in my mouth" counter back to zero.
― Eric H., Monday, 23 March 2015 14:58 (nine years ago) link
Wait what
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link
For someone who hates sex so much you sure just had sex
I'll start liking sex when I actually have it a second time with someone.
― Eric H., Monday, 23 March 2015 15:11 (nine years ago) link
But hey, the end of a drought is the end of a drought.
― Eric H., Monday, 23 March 2015 15:12 (nine years ago) link
Still bluetoothing after all these years
― got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:17 (nine years ago) link
Add to "favourite places to have sex": on a pile of clean laundry just out of the dryer
― got a long list of ilxors (fgti), Monday, 23 March 2015 15:18 (nine years ago) link
Eric plz plz give us some details
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 March 2015 21:21 (nine years ago) link
Still basically underwhelmed by it all, but I broke a sweat and have a couple scratch marks, so that's neat.
― Eric H., Monday, 23 March 2015 21:58 (nine years ago) link
What was he like? How did he taste? Where did you meet? Did you jerk off while you were doing it?
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, 23 March 2015 22:07 (nine years ago) link
Geeky but enthusiastic. Like dick. OKC. No, I thought only of his enjoyment.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 02:34 (nine years ago) link
Most of the encounter was adventures in frottage. Still wished we had used some lube.
Eric, that rules!!
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 12:30 (nine years ago) link
If there is a next time, I'll concentrate harder on my own pleasure too.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 13:49 (nine years ago) link
Was it like an NSA blow and go type thing or did you guys like hang out for a while and then it led to sex?
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 16:03 (nine years ago) link
The latter. I def haven't graduated to NSA yet, though I'm realizing now that's a phase in life I probably can't just bypass.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:12 (nine years ago) link
Well I mean ime they are always just phases and after a while it's ultimately unfulfilling and even when I AM in those phases I still realize that it's much more desirable to have sex w/ someone w/ whom there is at least a modicum of connection (i.e. you can hold a conversation with them)
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link
Yes, tho it does make it more difficult to walk away from those situations, et al. Anyway, not sweating it.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link
― Eric H.,
well this thread is warrantless eavesdropping
― guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link
I should comeback when I start using cough drops.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 24 March 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link
You're old enough to bypass anything you want to now.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 25 March 2015 10:34 (nine years ago) link
i miss the Bad Muslim's ass so much.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 20 May 2015 23:28 (eight years ago) link
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― Norse Jung (Eric H.), Thursday, 21 May 2015 02:09 (eight years ago) link
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius),
Bob Woodward quoting Obama about bin Laden?
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 21 May 2015 02:11 (eight years ago) link