Worst Modern Super Bowl Halftime Show

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I lived through the 1980s and swear I don't remember them being this square! This is from 1982:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4mTTigqTSA

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1991: New Kids on the Block, Disney characters, Warren Moon, 2,000 local children, audience card stunt 0

C'mon, people.

IX
January 12, 1975
Tulane Stadium (New Orleans, Louisiana)
Tribute to Duke Ellington
Mercer Ellington & Grambling State University Marching

^^sounds pretty cool imo

sorry, didn’t see a general halftime show thread

How did The Who get this gig in 2010

boobies

o'riley

I think the thing that bugged me about The Weeknd's show had nothing to do with him, but how the camera followed him around so he had to awkwardly sing to the camera. it didn't really work.

also it sounded mostly lip-synched? or mixture?

I like the Weeknd tho.

anyway this is still Black Eyed Peas

phoebe bridgers smashing her guitar over an unsuspecting tom brady in 2022, putting him out of commission for the second half and cutting short his nascent presidential run, is still the best

concussions don't stop Presidential runs

he was just spooked from then on. wasn't the same. every room he entered, he was always looking over his shoulder, afraid that bridgers was lurking somewhere with another guitar

to prevent this from happening again,Congress introduced the "Brady bill"

you deserve a pat on the back for that one.

from PHOEBE BRIDGERS.

BEP... I mean you know it’s bad when usher’s coming down from a helicopter and I’m all “yes omg usher save us!!!”

and Usher looked down and whispered "No"

IX
January 12, 1975
Tulane Stadium (New Orleans, Louisiana)
Tribute to Duke Ellington
Mercer Ellington & Grambling State University Marching

^^sounds pretty cool imo

― brimstead

sounded cool to me, too, so i downloaded an off-air recording of the complete 3 1/2 hour broadcast of super bowl IX so i could check it out. (i'm also into 1970s off-air television recordings, which helps.) i gotta tell you, the announcer's corny shit is kinda distracting. still, i mean... cootie williams is there! way better than the who. no question.

i don't think i'm going to bother watching the game, but it has original commercials! that's really cool. i'm into that kind of shit.

incidentally i actually liked the who's super bowl set. it exuded the sort of pleasant low-stakes tedium i associate with sporting events. i didn't grow up on football - i grew up on baseball. the only thing i would've loved better would've been eddie layton on a hammond organ.

The only good one that comes to mind is Rihanna's.

1992: Gloria Estefan with Olympic Figure skaters Brian Boitano & Dorothy Hamill	1

All but 1 voter clearly hadn't seen this one

ice skating on grass seems tough

easier than ice skating on molly