KEANU REEVES: HE'S PRETTY MUCH Y TOO BUT IN A DIFFERENT WAY THAN RUDD OR CUSACK

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when was that? he'd be a p good hamlet imo

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 29 January 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

reprise bill & ted as morg and guilders are dead

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 29 January 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

well i guess bogus journey was that already

Philip Nunez, Thursday, 29 January 2015 20:54 (nine years ago) link

three weeks pass...

He played Hamlet in Winnipeh, 1995.

http://www.canadianshakespeares.ca/essays/reeves.cfm

Immoral shit like John Wick fills me with despair.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 February 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link

"fight choreography" my ass

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Friday, 20 February 2015 04:37 (nine years ago) link

I am glad they mentioned Ortiz the Dog Boy, unlike this poll.

poxy fülvous (abanana), Friday, 20 February 2015 05:12 (nine years ago) link

eleven months pass...

so this piece got a lot of attention this week.

I’ve found myself attracted to Keanu’s presence because of the way he marries typically masculine and feminine qualities. He’s both intense and vulnerable, kind and tough, honest and mysterious. Keanu, of course, isn’t the first star to exist at the crossroads of virile and vulnerable. Actors like James Dean, Montgomery Clift, and Paul Newman embody a similar alchemy that have drawn women (and men) to them. But these actors often seem to fight against the lustful gaze of the camera, while Keanu supplants himself to it. Where they seem cynical, disinterested, or too wounded as a romantic lead, Keanu is utterly open.

http://www.rogerebert.com/balder-and-dash/bright-walldark-room-february-2016-the-grace-of-keanu-reeves-by-angelica-jade-basti%C3%A9n

John Wick is still a brainless action version of Le Samourai.

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 February 2016 20:57 (eight years ago) link

a lot of that reads like rationalization of simple physical attraction. oddly no mention of River's Edge.

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:05 (eight years ago) link

I guess I fall into the standard crit line about him - he has his virtues, but the gap between his good and bad movies is vast, and his hit:miss ratio is quite bad.

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:11 (eight years ago) link

I should've mentioned how effective he was in one of his serious realist parts in Permanent Record.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:20 (eight years ago) link

no one ever mentions that movie! def in the "good" category. also: Lou Reed cameo

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:22 (eight years ago) link

being beautiful has traditionally been a big part of being a movie star

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:23 (eight years ago) link

I didn't think he was handsome until the late nineties.

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:25 (eight years ago) link

in most cases it's sort of the bare requisite, if that's all you've got you aren't bringing much to the table that everybody else doesn't already have

xp

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:26 (eight years ago) link

well, i think his stillness/presence/Zen factor is key as that author is not the first to discuss...

most naked in his pair of 1994 roles -- sitting under the tree as Siddhartha : boom BUS EXPLODES!

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:31 (eight years ago) link

in most cases it's sort of the bare requisite, if that's all you've got you aren't bringing much to the table that everybody else doesn't already have

xp

― Οὖτις, Friday, February 12, 2016

are you confessing?

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:32 (eight years ago) link

to being a remarkably good-looking movie star? yes

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:45 (eight years ago) link

no wonder there's a frisson b/w us

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:47 (eight years ago) link

j/k I am actually Jonah Hill

Οὖτις, Friday, 12 February 2016 21:48 (eight years ago) link

aw that keanu piece is from the movie magazine i write for

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2016 21:50 (eight years ago) link

is it available at finer downtown bookstores?

we can be heroes just for about 3.6 seconds (Dr Morbius), Friday, 12 February 2016 22:05 (eight years ago) link

nah it's like an ipad magazine http://brightwalldarkroom.com/

HYPERLINK TO RAP GENIUS (BradNelson), Friday, 12 February 2016 22:28 (eight years ago) link

Interesting piece, but I'm not convinced. There's a reason why is best role is still Ted Logan.

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 February 2016 02:14 (eight years ago) link

This thread just reminded me, though: I really should watch Permanent Record some day.

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 February 2016 02:17 (eight years ago) link

Do you have a vhs player?

Οὖτις, Saturday, 13 February 2016 02:26 (eight years ago) link

Yes!

pitchforkian at best (cryptosicko), Saturday, 13 February 2016 02:36 (eight years ago) link

it was streaming on Amazon Prime not long ago

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 13 February 2016 04:32 (eight years ago) link

keanu is a benediction, a blessing, a bestowance of cool breezes. keanu is the bodhisattva but he also confronts the bodhi, and grants him the space to annihilate himself inside the wave.

the world moves around keanu. when he moves at all, people claim that it is inauthentic and they sneer and poke at his ribs, but still the birds are fed.

i figure his woodenness works in certain roles because that's who he's often playing: a character who doesn't necessarily understand the script or the rules of the world he's been tossed into, repeats the lines in the voice of the character he's been given because there's nothing else to do, and eventually comes to realize his purpose is to simply add mass to the diegetic reality he's in so it changes the orbits of the others around him, and he's ok with that.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 13 February 2016 08:09 (eight years ago) link

i don't think the world truly appreciates how fortunate it is to have had keanu and swayze appear together in the same filmspace.

slugbuggy, Saturday, 13 February 2016 08:19 (eight years ago) link

xps it's streaming on netflix

just1n3, Sunday, 14 February 2016 03:59 (eight years ago) link

six months pass...

happy 52nd you grizzled hot fucker

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Friday, 2 September 2016 15:07 (seven years ago) link

otm

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 September 2016 19:25 (seven years ago) link

I saw john wick finally a few months ago, that movie is fucking awesome

who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Friday, 2 September 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link

i love it so much

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 2 September 2016 21:52 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

morbs and vg did you guys see 'knock knock'? i'll rep for a lot of keanu movies that everyone else hates but this one was really, REALLY fucking terrible.

just1n3, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:14 (seven years ago) link

worse than the Lake House?

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:15 (seven years ago) link

i've been trying to understand why my crush on keanu reeves has increased exponentially over the last five years and i think it's because the dream of the 90s is alive in him

― da croupier, Thursday, January 29, 2015 9:17 AM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

feelin this post

brimstead, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:33 (seven years ago) link

well i guess it depends on the individual. the lake house was corny but i loved it for keanu. knock knock is a thriller/horror which isn't my typical type of movie. but the story was totally utterly stupid and the acting was lame from the whole cast. so if you're not normally down for romance movies, lake house still might be the worst.

just1n3, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

it's free if you've got amazon prime

just1n3, Tuesday, 20 September 2016 23:45 (seven years ago) link

i have seen neither; life is effin' short.

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

Keanu is not fifty-two gtfo

The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link

guess who's skipping JW2

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 00:05 (seven years ago) link

River's Edge was 30 years ago yknowwww

The Hon. J. Piedmont Mumblethunder (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 00:06 (seven years ago) link

i kinda like eli roth so i might watch...

Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 21 September 2016 02:42 (seven years ago) link

five months pass...

John Wick 2 is playing at the drive-in out here, so of course, hey maybe I should see John Wick 1 first and omg...

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:30 (seven years ago) link

I've rewinded the part where he reloads in the middle of shooting a guy at the club at least three times so far.

Elvis Telecom, Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:32 (seven years ago) link

It's great at what it does and there really aren't enough movies in any genre that embrace that aim

The Perks of Being a Wall St R (darraghmac), Thursday, 2 March 2017 11:47 (seven years ago) link

It tickles my "appreciation of efficient reloading" gland, which I wasn't aware I had. Arguably this would make it an effective video-game movie.

Andrew Farrell, Thursday, 2 March 2017 12:13 (seven years ago) link

JW2 is okay but pretty flabby and about 10X more ridiculous. I want to know if it's set in a libertarian utopia where all policing is handled via contract killing.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Thursday, 2 March 2017 12:15 (seven years ago) link

What's the deal with Keanu? I hear he's kind of a loner who lives in a modest apartment in NYC and never got over the tragic death of his fiancee, or something, which makes an intriguing profile. He intersting

rip van wanko, Thursday, 2 March 2017 13:31 (seven years ago) link


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