Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

i'm way behind on watching this cavs blazers game but kyrie had 28 in the first half w/ 6 3's.

but man these big numbers feel so dwarfed by klay thompson.

kobe should def go to film school and make insane black and white treatises on the inner workings of kobe

INT - MY MIND
(We see alternating closeups of my face intercut every 1/2 second.)
(whispered voiceover by me)

        ME       

lollllll

for a center, timo has a sweet free throw shot.

also klove has been playing a little d tonight what a refreshing surprise

lmao clay

just another superstar performance from kevin love. when does the stripper scandal break?

kyrie with fifty tonight

damn

i think he failed to score in the second and third quarters if i heard the announcers correctly. not awesome

love that is

kyire is indeed spitting hot fire rn

love looked good in q1 and then m/l disappeared, but tbf kyrie and jr smith were burnin up xps

lol announcer after kyrie gets the rebound off missed portland tying shot attempt - "he's done everything but sell popcorn tonight"

damn kyrie

kyrie w 55 is the most in a game by any player so far this season right?

that was a lot more fun than the usual cavs game

Yup

Xp- 55 is the season high

kyrie set cavs franchise record for 3s made (10) and attempted (18)

according to the ESPN commentators, kyle korver's last name is german and derived from a word that means "basket-maker"

that can't possibly be true

but if it is oh man

Korver Name Meaning German (Körver): occupational name for a basketmaker, from an agent derivative of Korf.Dutch: occupational name for a herring fisher, Middle Dutch corvenaer.

that's pretty amazing & would be reasonable evidence for the existence of sort of higher power imo

well damn

*some sort

"kobe" is derived from the swahili word for "psychotic"

interesting

best thing about the blazers and cavs game was every time portland's color guy tried to say "dellavedova"

delvaba.. belladuh... bellvado.. delldova

love missed i think 12 straight shots over three quarters tonight

ha the cavs must be really freaking out about kevin love i wonder if they have a plan

Looks like the Knicks are gonna beat the Thunder??

kd out tho

Still lol Knicks tho

two thunder starters have zero points, thunder are kinda messed up

maybe they will miss the playoffs and brooks will be fired tho

Dion waiters effect

thunder getting a lottery pick and a new coach next year would be such a blessing for them

then they wld have exactly one year to somehow try to stop durant from going home to dc, by maybe... winning a chip?

ahh hes doing it again https://vine.co/v/OTLhEBTd5Di

hawks were pretty inconsistent tonight and never at all in danger of losing to brooklyn, yet another mark of a really good team

philly blew out detroit, wow rip pistons

sixers leading scorer was someone named "robert covington"

sounds like a good alias for a russian spy in usa

philly straight up turning their entire roster over after every game, no one has noticed yet

Man can I just say I really dislike dion waiters

theres something about him isnt there

Philly should just send the Iowa energy for a game and see if anyone notices

xps to goon - i hope that this scenario doesn't play bc i really want to see kd go to dc

lol is the team name actually "iowa energy"

i'm just picturing a wind turbine in a cornfield