Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

like he doesn't play games but travels with the team and shows up reeking of whiskey, throwing cups at wayne ellington

omg the hawks organist is playing "try me" by dej loaf

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThEn2YWGAxr8hHu4Zb2-pVonBmIt5AW8mljvt-mPIL9_lct9Do

carrying on loud rambling conversations with fans while ignoring the game

sitting at the end of the bench in an old purple bath robe

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 28, 2015 5:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

all eating a slice of pepperoni,licking melted cheese off his hand, crumbs in his depression beard.

wearing all five of his rings everywhere he goes.

apparently he is interested in filmmaking, so now I'm imagining a drunk sam peckinpah-esque kobe in a director's chair

pretty sure by "interested in filmmaking" kobe means he is interested in funding documentaries about himself.

well, yeah no doubt. but him being him I can imagine trying to "be artistic" about it, screaming at the director of photography like "I scored 81 points once and you can't even watch the bergman movies I asked you to visually reference"

a series of increasingly deranged movies by kobe about kobe is something i could get into

that reminds me how weird it is that elton brand was productin werner herzog movies for a minute there

producing

such a good movie too

lol apparently the hawks went to a drake concert and were surprised to see coach bud in attendance too

also coach bud's shirt collar tonight is really kicking some ass

coach bud seems like a cool dude

nets-hawks has been way better than expected

lol apparently the hawks went to a drake concert and were surprised to see coach bud in attendance too

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, January 28, 2015 8:40 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmaoo

a series of increasingly deranged movies by kobe about kobe is something i could get into

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 28, 2015 8:35 PM (29 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Dying @ this

I would pay a lot of money to see him in something like the key and peele strike eagle 3 fake movie

i'm way behind on watching this cavs blazers game but kyrie had 28 in the first half w/ 6 3's.

but man these big numbers feel so dwarfed by klay thompson.

kobe should def go to film school and make insane black and white treatises on the inner workings of kobe

INT - MY MIND
(We see alternating closeups of my face intercut every 1/2 second.)
(whispered voiceover by me)

        ME       

lollllll

for a center, timo has a sweet free throw shot.

also klove has been playing a little d tonight what a refreshing surprise

lmao clay

just another superstar performance from kevin love. when does the stripper scandal break?

kyrie with fifty tonight

damn

i think he failed to score in the second and third quarters if i heard the announcers correctly. not awesome

love that is

kyire is indeed spitting hot fire rn

love looked good in q1 and then m/l disappeared, but tbf kyrie and jr smith were burnin up xps

lol announcer after kyrie gets the rebound off missed portland tying shot attempt - "he's done everything but sell popcorn tonight"

damn kyrie

kyrie w 55 is the most in a game by any player so far this season right?

that was a lot more fun than the usual cavs game

Yup

Xp- 55 is the season high

kyrie set cavs franchise record for 3s made (10) and attempted (18)

according to the ESPN commentators, kyle korver's last name is german and derived from a word that means "basket-maker"

that can't possibly be true

but if it is oh man

Korver Name Meaning German (Körver): occupational name for a basketmaker, from an agent derivative of Korf.Dutch: occupational name for a herring fisher, Middle Dutch corvenaer.

that's pretty amazing & would be reasonable evidence for the existence of sort of higher power imo

well damn

*some sort

"kobe" is derived from the swahili word for "psychotic"

interesting

best thing about the blazers and cavs game was every time portland's color guy tried to say "dellavedova"

delvaba.. belladuh... bellvado.. delldova

love missed i think 12 straight shots over three quarters tonight

ha the cavs must be really freaking out about kevin love i wonder if they have a plan

Looks like the Knicks are gonna beat the Thunder??