the bizarre poetry of spam emails

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I was booting up my computer and after it logged onto the internet a voice said "Movie night! Wah-wah..." It was part of an ad that cut itself off but it was really spooky and came out of nowhere.

It was "wah-wah" like a person mocking a baby. The archetype of consumer as giant baby.

Also movie night was more "Movie Night!?" like he's in some lousy sitcom. My computer probably processes a lot of those.

dunno if this is bizarre or poetic but i loled

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FROM,
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[lots of personal data that i deleted]
DATE OF BIRTH---> [i also deleted his DOB]

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Quite the opening!

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I’m Elizabeth by name. I’m an American and reside here in New York. I'm working with a non-governmental organization that advocates for the rights of immigrants.

My city, "Yonkers", is such a wonderful place to behold! How about yours?

I want to present myself from the best side! I am romantic and emotional, I expect all the good and interesting from my future and I am sure that I can create the future myself! You will get from life what you invest in it. I have my pure soul, kind heart and friendly character, so I hope to get just good things instead!

I like making friends across all divides, and I will be happy to have you as a very good friend from a different environment and cultural background. I like discussing everything, and traveling is part of me (my dream is to traverse the globe someday)

I strongly believe on friendship, and never missed making one whenever opportunities occur like this. I believe that friendship is part and parcel of one’s life; Best friends are like diamonds, precious and rare. While money may make one wealthy, friends make one rich.

Hey, I can’t afford to hear you say “nope” to my request please! I will just cross my fingers and wait for your lovely response, and will be happy if you include more about yourself when replying.

I will be expecting your quick response.
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What do you want from me, Liz? What do you want?

of course you reside there, in new york, "elizabeth by name". of course. how very american of you. i too have beheld the wonderful "yonkers". my city is a wonderful residence too!

You had me at hey

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Hey,

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That's what I had been asking myself when I clicked a link
on an e-mail much like the one which you are reading.

The email said supplementing my earnings would be easy as pie.
I want to tell you, pie has elaborate cooking instructions--
one fault plus it all seems incorrect.

This technique is easier than pie.
(Or maybe I'm only a godawful baker.)
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middle bit from
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)

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The scene was incredibly awkward, as the person he was pointing at was a little boy in Teddy Bear pajamas, no older than 10 years, surrounded by his worried parents and grandparents.

When an officer interrogated the family they said that Jimmy -the little boy- had learned a self-defense move after watching this video with his grandfather.

The two-finger trick, called the "Death Touch", was invented by a Chinese Kung Fu Master and it allows anyone, no matter their physical strength or condition, to bring down an attacker just by poking him in a vulnerable spot.

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She wanted a pet platypus but ended up getting a duck and a ferret instead.
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I caught my squirrel rustling through my gym bag.
Carol drank the blood as if she were a vampire.
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The tortoise jumped into the lake with dreams of becoming a sea turtle.
Just go ahead and press that button.
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Having no hair made him look even hairier.
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The tart lemonade quenched her thirst, but not her longing.
The memory we used to share is no longer coherent.
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