Breaking -- The human race has waived Josh Smith: 2014-15 regular season thread part 2

xp the struggle with juno is so real in this city

re: wrists, idk maybe he was bench pressing and lifted too much & made both wrists hurt

(i don't know jackshit about weight-lifting)

or he could have fallen in the game and landed on both hands

Kobe out 9 months, just hang it up dude

possible

xp fine i guess it is possible to fall equally bad on multiple wrists

it wldnt have to be equally bad, they just both have to be bad enough but one cld still be worse

agree its a weird diagnosis tho

maybe he was playing tennis and has a two handed backhand

makes much more sense

maybe he dunked really hard?

and needs to wear double wristbands like the gawd
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maybe he woke up this morning and his wrists felt tight and hes not sure why

the worst case scenario

#old

kinda hate that ESPN's hastily scheduled hawks national game is against the nets

relatively minor price to pay tho I guess esp since it's a home game, which means ORGAN JAMS

lebron wrists thing btw was from game against detroit last night. went for a block and came down kinda weird and fast and had to brace himself with both hands. just a hard fall thing.

... just hard fall things ...

(wrists)

I think Dallas-Toronto would be a p exciting matchup honestly Dallas is fun and watching rondo v Lowry and parsons trying to stop derozan would be p sweet

Kobe is totally resuming his quest to torture us next year he has 25 million or whatever dollars to bank by not retiring

well of course, no one walks away from 25 million, even people worth 250 million or more

shit, knowing him he prob thinks he could beat the mailman's record even though reality should hit him in the face and say "no you fucking can't"

he cld easily get that money w/o playing another minute

just dont officially retire and its his

wld be cool if he just totally dogged his rehab and got super fat

cavs are playing v good d, moz.gov has changed everything

lol @ mental image of fat kobe

i want to see fat defeated beardo kobe

I feel like some low key substance abuse problem is a more likely scenario than fat kobe

sitting at the end of the bench in an old purple bath robe

like he doesn't play games but travels with the team and shows up reeking of whiskey, throwing cups at wayne ellington

omg the hawks organist is playing "try me" by dej loaf

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcThEn2YWGAxr8hHu4Zb2-pVonBmIt5AW8mljvt-mPIL9_lct9Do

carrying on loud rambling conversations with fans while ignoring the game

sitting at the end of the bench in an old purple bath robe

― lag∞n, Wednesday, January 28, 2015 5:24 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

all eating a slice of pepperoni,licking melted cheese off his hand, crumbs in his depression beard.

wearing all five of his rings everywhere he goes.

apparently he is interested in filmmaking, so now I'm imagining a drunk sam peckinpah-esque kobe in a director's chair

pretty sure by "interested in filmmaking" kobe means he is interested in funding documentaries about himself.

well, yeah no doubt. but him being him I can imagine trying to "be artistic" about it, screaming at the director of photography like "I scored 81 points once and you can't even watch the bergman movies I asked you to visually reference"

a series of increasingly deranged movies by kobe about kobe is something i could get into

that reminds me how weird it is that elton brand was productin werner herzog movies for a minute there

producing

such a good movie too

lol apparently the hawks went to a drake concert and were surprised to see coach bud in attendance too

also coach bud's shirt collar tonight is really kicking some ass

coach bud seems like a cool dude

nets-hawks has been way better than expected

lol apparently the hawks went to a drake concert and were surprised to see coach bud in attendance too

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, January 28, 2015 8:40 PM (20 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lmaoo