I'm sitting here with my jaw dropped, unable to look away.
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:37 (nine years ago) link
O_o
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 28 January 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link
I know this isn't the right thread, but neither was the WE'RE EXPECTING thread either.
http://i.imgur.com/yp7IkCr.jpg
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:03 (eight years ago) link
it kinda belongs on the irrational anger thread cuz it's driving me nuts that the dates go 2010-2005-2012 instead of chronologically left-to-right
i also want to graffiti 'klaatu barada nikto' underneath it
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:06 (eight years ago) link
x-post - I can tell you right now that I hate that couple. A lot. Also the chronology thing is annoying at first but it's sorta like a monogram with the wedding in the middle and each kid on a side. Better not have any oopsie third babies. Decorating nightmare.
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 12:36 (eight years ago) link
It's a shame they all died though.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 13:20 (eight years ago) link
irl lol
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:20 (eight years ago) link
at pp's post, not the horrible horrible wall of awful
― mom tossed in kimchee (quincie), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:21 (eight years ago) link
how can they have gone to the trouble of building a monument to the time of their children's births without specifying AM or PM?
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:34 (eight years ago) link
ok i guess the wedding was presumably 2:30 pm but this doesn't excuse the left and right
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:35 (eight years ago) link
plus now i'm gonna have to celebrate the strangers' births four times each year: 8:23 am + 8:23 pm on Dec 11th, 7:30 am + 7:30 pm on Feb 13thfuck!
― 1992 ball boy (Karl Malone), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:36 (eight years ago) link
How could they have gone to the trouble without pausing to think about how awful and dated that's going to look in like two years? Maybe one at this point.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:37 (eight years ago) link
A+ thread
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 15:39 (eight years ago) link
That St. Louis one makes me think the Arch is the father every time.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link
who the fuck would put a clock that low down on the wall?
― feargal czukay (NickB), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link
not the same thing exactly but a family i knew in high school had a stillborn about 10yrs prior; they had photo of the stillborn on a mantelpiece with a permanent light over it
the mom signed christmas birthday cards etc from the family + baby's name "in heaven"
they were the nicest ppl but it weirded me out sooooo much
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 19:59 (eight years ago) link
There's only one way that could've been any worse.
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:00 (eight years ago) link
clock?
― difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:02 (eight years ago) link
mantlepiece
― pplains, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:03 (eight years ago) link
I want to do one of these where I'm dressed like a celeb magician a la david blaine, and it's styled as though the due date is the day I'm going to do my fantastic new trick
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
like "ON 11/7/2015, THE MYSTERY IS REVEALED..." and my hands are dramatically hovering over her belly
― five six and (man alive), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:27 (eight years ago) link
You just had your chance and you let it slip away... Guess you're going to have to have three kids.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 20:31 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Bnn7YPa.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/FvIYRIr.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Okp3soI.jpg
― pplains, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:53 (eight years ago) link
incredible
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 December 2015 18:56 (eight years ago) link
curious abt the process like did they ask the doctor to inform the custom exploding ball maker or what
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:14 (eight years ago) link
dude cmon the parents have a doctor/pa write it on a piece of paper and place it in a sealed envelope and then the parents give it to a trusted friend who makes the arrangements
― gr8080, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link
wow i guess we all know how grady wld handle it now
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
trusted friend should've had them fill the ball with ash, that would've made for great photos
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 3 December 2015 19:40 (eight years ago) link
imagine the mixed feelings that would occur if they forgot to load up the ball with pink/blue smoke, BUT the guy absolutely crushes the pitch and knocks it over a nearby apartment building, the longest homer that anyone had ever even heard of at that field?
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 3 December 2015 20:17 (eight years ago) link
lmao
― lag∞n, Thursday, 3 December 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
http://www.rattleandmum.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/Screen-Shot-2012-09-23-at-2.36.37-PM.png
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 03:07 (eight years ago) link
uh oh. looks like a breech.
― pplains, Sunday, 13 December 2015 03:22 (eight years ago) link
artist's conception
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 06:55 (eight years ago) link
tim heidecker looks pleased
― am0n, Sunday, 13 December 2015 06:57 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ZJrpYYm.jpg http://i.imgur.com/VV0z2f7.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 5 March 2016 02:51 (eight years ago) link
waht
― petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:15 (eight years ago) link
oh lol pplains I forgot what this thread was and also what you look like
― petulant dick master (silby), Saturday, 5 March 2016 04:16 (eight years ago) link
viz., not that guy
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, December 3, 2015 2:40 PM (3 months ago)
then as he hits the ash ball friend should yell GENDER IS A CONSTRUCT then run away
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 5 March 2016 14:20 (eight years ago) link
Who leaves the seat down when vomiting?
― pplains, Tuesday, 8 March 2016 15:45 (eight years ago) link
good lord https://twitter.com/anamardoll/status/728591694581530625
― reggae mike love (polyphonic), Friday, 6 May 2016 17:44 (eight years ago) link
Thank you for your vigilance, polyphonic.
http://i.imgur.com/533wvOP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/JXaNRcp.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/nVbHjjL.jpg http://i.imgur.com/kiBI51n.jpg
― pplains, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:56 (eight years ago) link
blue chlorine gas, hopefully
― Sufjan Grafton, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:57 (eight years ago) link
then they glance up and recoil in horror at the giant mutant baby with a gunshot wound that emerges from the cloud
― I look forward to hearing from you shortly, (Karl Malone), Friday, 6 May 2016 17:59 (eight years ago) link
I was hoping for Prince he'd be reincarnated somewhere else.
― pplains, Friday, 6 May 2016 17:59 (eight years ago) link
chivers y/n
― always be charging (rip van wanko), Friday, 6 May 2016 18:02 (eight years ago) link
why does the man get to do the shooting
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:17 (eight years ago) link
cause he did the shooting a few months ago
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:21 (eight years ago) link
amirite
― mookieproof, Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:23 (eight years ago) link
WHOAAAAAÄÁÂÆÆÃÅĀ
― #amazing #babies #touching (harbl), Saturday, 7 May 2016 00:30 (eight years ago) link
idgi, is the premise that she might have frozen the pregnancy test in a popsicle and then documented it's melting and his reaction, if she were NOT pregnant?
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 September 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
oops its. please saddle me with cone of shame asap
― Lavator Shemmelpennick, Monday, 20 September 2021 19:48 (two years ago) link
has anyone saved the 9/11 version of this? dead link above.
https://i.imgur.com/0UwM0iJ.jpg
― edited to reflect developments which occurred (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 20 September 2021 19:57 (two years ago) link
obvs not really the right thread but
my most hated genre of family photos pic.twitter.com/ndJFmMDlum— amy ⚢ (@chlorofem) December 19, 2021
― rob, Monday, 20 December 2021 18:33 (two years ago) link
🤮
― Nedlene Grendel as Basenji Holmo (map), Monday, 20 December 2021 18:40 (two years ago) link
The absolute CHAOS of this onesie my mom sent us for the baby… pic.twitter.com/wH7l9sASBI— Evan D. Watkins (@VanWatz) March 11, 2022
― rob, Saturday, 12 March 2022 15:04 (two years ago) link
Baby mom needs to get checked out at a hospital asap
― kinder, Saturday, 12 March 2022 18:41 (two years ago) link
I want to see your heart like AN ANIMAL.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 March 2022 19:30 (two years ago) link
i had to read that shit like 5 times to even mildly comprehend it looks like it was designed on horseback
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, 12 March 2022 19:41 (two years ago) link
looks like it was designed on horseback
lol, I don't even know what this means, but it's a perfect description.
― pplains, Saturday, 12 March 2022 20:11 (two years ago) link
https://www.ocregister.com/2023/09/05/pilot-dies-after-plane-crashes-during-gender-reveal-party-in-mexico/
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 16:30 (eight months ago) link
And in Iowa in October 2019, a gender reveal party went south when the family unintentionally built a pipe bomb. When the device went off the entire pipe exploded, sending shrapnel flying that hit and killed a grandmother standing nearby.
lmao/r.i.p.
i predict that the kids born from these tragedies will have powerful dark magic about them
― sleepy bee (cat), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:10 (eight months ago) link
in the video of the plane crash, the camera follows the plane briefly after its wing detaches and then starts plunging to the ground, then pans back to the happy couple embracing under a cloudy streak of pink. i'll (hopefully) assume they didn't see it was crashing.
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:27 (eight months ago) link
First time I saw the video, I thought the pilot was doing a fancy trick.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:27 (eight months ago) link
... by making his wing fold back on to the — Look, I didn't say I was paying that much attention to it.
― pplains, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:28 (eight months ago) link
"if the left wing falls off, it's a girl..."
― omar little, Tuesday, 5 September 2023 19:50 (eight months ago) link
I feel like I know it's a "her", but sometimes my wings bend back
― cracked fixed view mire (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 5 September 2023 21:08 (eight months ago) link
https://www.yahoo.com/news/couple-whose-gender-reveal-party-231646082.html
― omar little, Monday, 12 February 2024 17:12 (three months ago) link