CAPTAIN DEVEREUX

http://www.smh.com.au/sport/cricket/michael-clarke-on-a-collision-course-with-cricket-australia-as-his-teammates-move-on-20150126-12y7wd.html

this is an exciting development, things have been going too smoothly imo

Shocked and saddened that Devereux was a pointless answer on hit BBC television show "Pointless".

But that's back, my swing's back where I want it to be, so hopefully I can continue crunching India around the park.

I would've needed a vom and a lie down if watson had hit the winning runs, str8 up

^^ real talk, was hoping even maxwell would get bumped up the order to prevent all possibility of dis

just going to bump this because

no joe root thread btw tells you something

obstructing the field!! o u foul aussie swines!

(i agree with smith and the umpires ftr)

he's still only 27 wtf

SOK is a slightly better bowler than him at the moment, however.

Only chink in the armour.

all your heroes are nsw now

all twenty wickets taken by the SYDNEY SIXERS pal

Non-Devereux related, but check out this XI: http://www.news.com.au/sport/cricket/fattest-athletes-to-ever-play-cricket/news-story/796937bdeba7affca5ac6cc882919e34

I've been waiting for Cornwall to find a bigger audience

Brilliant move from Devereux, letting the GOAT bowl 8/50 today.

Sri Lanka pissing themselves laughing atm

Glenn Maxwell?

THE Glenn Maxwell?

This has been a tour for the surreal.

the slightly smaller show

thought this'd be where it all fell apart, devereux has instilled grit. just need to sort out swinging english pitches next lol

this is some full bradman runscoring

been away from the cricket world for a week, good timing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpKmJCLSIQk

remain shocked at the possibility that david warner is a terrible shit bloke

The Reverend has been defrocked

RIP

Glenn Maxwell is replacing Steve Smith

I'M DYING

Boof lives, much like those cockroaches in a nuclear blast.

THEY'RE OFF TO CRICKET GAOL

some mention of the possibility that Boof is talking to his lawyers before jumping ship/being forced to walk the gangplank. Either way he's a lucky lad

the tim paine era, babey... get excited

Why not Lyon

not keen on any more line headbutting presumably

well the thing is that Lyon was suggested by some writers for the Vice Captain role back when Smith was made captain, by dint of being a good team guy and not being batshit stupid like Warner

YOU CAN'T HAVE A BOWLER AS CAPTAIN HOWEVER THAT IS AGAINST THE LAW

next person that suggests bringing in George Bailey as some Mike Brearley-esque specialist captain will be shot

next person that suggests Mitch Marsh will be laughed at

Oh, sorry, do you mean Steven Peter Devereux Smith of the Toronto Nationals?

I'm still trying to get my head around The Theory & Practice of Coaching By Justin Langer btw.

I assumed that Canada thing was a hilarious Twitter joke, but it's real ffs

I knew Langer's appointment would deliver on the psychobabble but this is better than I could possible have imagined!

IMPORTANT QUESTION:
Should the highly enjoyable activity of enjoying a quiet beer on one's own, especially but not exclusively whilst on holiday, be known as

— Frith 🍃 (@pluckyloser) June 28, 2018

Lonely Devereux just thinking baout things

he did well for Toronto, the good people of Toronto can be very proud of their XI

a solid 61

The good burghers of Winnipeg may be questioning the hype around 'The Bull', however.

Cam Bancroft, meanwhile, is taking up arms for the Desert Blaze of the Northern Territory T20 Strike League btw.