so not gonna happen

Tom Loftus is very much alive.

plot thickens

Or at least became more tasteless.

Wow. RIP.

" ........ us, his friends, are a bunch of cunts."

m8

Isn't that just them quoting us

"we have met the cunts and they is us"

gtfo, waynetruther

with all due respect, WaynesCrew610 promised us some follow-up posts from himself and Diehl:

More to come guys, before Diehl found this thread again we had already planned on meeting up this weekend so when we get together, we'll figure out some good stuff to post here. Cheers!

don't leave us hanging here, guys!

(I do like the idea of Wayne visiting this thread every time he got laid and being like, "if they only knew...")

you like that idea?

yes roxy I like that idea

I seriously had a very specific dream last night that one of my coworkers was both waynetruther and waynescrew and kinda just made the accounts to mess with me and i was like "dude now i have to tell ilx it was a dumb hoax you made up ONLY TO MESS WITH ME" and he was like "is it actually that big of a deal???"

lool

i thought of this thread when i took this picture the other day:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10858420_10153698583622137_6764970371592036236_n.jpg?oh=dc0c41bc0f3dd1a6e7c02ede40ff116d&oe=5561AB89&__gda__=1432411126_5647916a8169f9d62e9e0bf0d07234ae

OMG this thread, still alive.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFeemp8WgAEmt2F.jpg

O
M
G

perfect thread revive

feel as tho that photo could feed us another 10 years

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nonono.gif

every generation gets the so not gonna happen it deserves

I haven't seen a shade of blue on a wall like that since my great-grandmother died.

ha been waiting for this thread to get bumped since I saw that pic on the twitter

Original dude at least had an outside chance.

looking like a giant baby must be a tuff life :(

woman on the right looks a lot like the OG flat iron coed!

haha yeah I thought that too, eerie

https://40.media.tumblr.com/4179c740341871a884ccea5002e5f530/tumblr_np2d203yUQ1sb2ue8o1_500.jpg

is he 14 feet tall?

doesnt quite seem appropriate for this thread

leave Ronnie alone!

Damn, forgot about this for a bit. You cunts waited years for this shit. We'll get ya something useful soon. And that one dude who says he's a reporter or some shit, the dude who's been emailing all of us, can sit and wait like the rest of you. Sorry for the undelivered promise of new pics. We got drunk, laughed about this, then got drunker and forgot.

so gonna happen

We got drunk, laughed about this, then got drunker and forgot.

i didn't see the update about his passing. :-(

condolences

And that one dude who says he's a reporter or some shit, the dude who's been emailing all of us, can sit and wait like the rest of you. Sorry for the undelivered promise of new pics.

― WaynesCrew610, Wednesday, June 3, 2015 5:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fess up

woah this is like the godfather ii of no not gonna happen pix, exceeds the original

waynescrew610 is british

Ello guvna

hmmmmm

http://i.imgur.com/JZEUNcl.gifv
i know, not entirely in the spirit but it was the first thing i thought of

Is Wayne alive?

I dreamt I saw Wayne last night
Alive as you or me

"I never her" said he

I want closure!!!

sorry, not gonna happen

sees a penny. picks it up and pockets it.

Straightens duster, tips hat, says "ma'am" and rides away

http://dysfunctionalrequirements.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/02/if-youre-waiting-for-a-sign-this-is-it1.jpg

I think in a lot of ways So Not Gonna Happens occur to balance out situations where it was So Gonna Happen but one or both parties was oblivious to the idea of it Happening and thus an imbalance occurring from the wasted potential of So Gonna Happen gets distributed amongst the So Not Gonna Happens, bringing a cosmic sense of irony to the whole preceedings.