Ask Raccoon Tanuki

i think it feels like middle school when some dude like RT, displaying standard internet message board traits like arrogance, disdain for post-90s hip hop, and European-ness, shows up on ILX and a bunch of posters can't believe that he could be an actual person and must solve the mystery of whose sock this is.

most posters' greatest online fear is of being duped

sometimes this board feels a little like

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/NoExit_cover.gif

bygone trends in design & typography?

purgatory

next stop paradise!

"actual identity"

― A True White Kid that can Jump (Granny Dainger), Sunday, January 25, 2015 7:23 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

lol cmon now

can we delete all the other threads and just have this one

i am sorry but we must keep pets in uniform, Pippa's Arse, Pippa's Hoarse, and that thread where Whiney tries to prove the Beatles are more omnipresent than pizza

Also mix tape for after you've been hardsonned

otm

I dunno the etiquette for this stuff; is it rude to ask why Racoon got banned? I get why people didn't like him, but did he cross a line, or was it just more of a general irritation thing?

In addition to his usual schtick, he went full-on into a full-on anti-Semitic frothing fit on the Charlie Hebdo thread.

idk racking up 80 FPs in a little over a week mighta had osmething to do with it

xplop

oh wow, yikes, had no idea.

was tanuki banned? i don't see it in the admin log

The banning system was not functioning at the time that he was accruing multiple FPs. Stet said that he didn't know how long it would take him to fix it. As a work-around, since RT was continuing to be a problem for a LOT of posters, we deleted his account. RT re-registered as Arctic Noon Auk and once banning was fixed we banned that account.

gotcha. thanks.

going to leave some half-eaten food in an accessible place near the dumpsters tonight in memoriam.

so that's where Sacrificial Lamb came from!

an illegal hit, got him like bin laden

a fitting tribute

PS the probs w/the ban code are why we got the hilarious 2-post history & subsequent ban of "sacrificial lamb", they were testing it

xp w/sarahel!

I once saved a baby raccoon that had gotten stuck in a tall cylindrical trash can in very hot weather. You cannot save them all.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/36/Circular_cylinder_rh.svg/2000px-Circular_cylinder_rh.svg.png

ilx's h was just too much for our little guy

he wasn't so bad. i liked how he would feel cornered and then lash out, almost like a raccoon.

I liked how he'd swing from branch to branch using his prehensile tail

and I admired his large horn

a raccoon to the end

Banning is so lame

if ilx was a democracy, it wouldn't happen. back in october there a referendum was called on the quesiton of unbanning all banned posters. the results were 25 to 11 in favor of the motion but the mods overrode it.

self-directed breaks are better, which you seem to do fairly regularly, looking forward to your next one. xp

FP'd both of you xp

both of whom?

you and GD, duh

The vanity it must take to presume I give a shit

this thread now =

Raccoons leave their feces and urine in the insulation and soffit areas. If that raccoon ever leaves other raccoons are attracted to that smell and will make your attic their new home.

the vanity it must take to post your garbage here at all xp

or show up, act like a cunt for a few months, then peace, repeat

http://g-ecx.images-amazon.com/images/G/01/aplusautomation/vendorimages/14e84e5d-971d-4ab6-a466-6453d49ffa6d._V325247130__SR285,285_.jpg

important question is what the hell is a soffit

i think we have that raccoon puppet xp

sock-prophet

I see how you turned that around on me!
I haven't hurled insults but many of you have at me. Seems a bit cunty.
I have no idea who you are but you're up on my comings and goings. Seems a bit sad.

Soffit is a part of the wall that is above kitchen cabinets

part of the guttering system iirc

yes, it's what goes under the eaves

ums dropping knowledge sux 2 be me ;_;

No you're kinda right, it can also refer to the underside of the part of the roof that hangs over the house

ilx is in the soffit