so not gonna happen

damn RIP

may it totally happen in heaven

damn :(

Is Merzbow doing a tribute album like he did for Lolrus?

ILX should do a tribute album

what a sad thing. to all who (really) knew him, i'm very sorry for your loss

Indeed. Very sorry to hear the news, and condolences to all.

You guys were right. Loftus was a great dude and us, his friends, are a bunch of cunts. He was the kind of dude that would do anything for anyone and loved to make people laugh, often at his own expense. He was obsessed with this thread and would call us up when there was a rather amusing comment or picture left on here. We're sure he was just happy to be a source of entertainment for so many people. He was talented and caring and we were all lucky to call ourselves his friend. More to come guys, before Diehl found this thread again we had already planned on meeting up this weekend so when we get together, we'll figure out some good stuff to post here. Cheers!

We're sure he was just happy to be a source of entertainment for so many people.

awesome! looking fwd to you dudes posting some stuff

That's heartwarming to read WaynesCrew, cheers.

What - and please say so if this is crossing a line - happened to him? Was he ill, or did he have an accident?

Thanks, WayneCrew - great to hear from you and great to know he was following this thread as well. Very sorry for you and your crew's loss.

as someone who agonized at times over the years that tommy might have felt negative about this thread and specifically my posts (and extracurricular research) that is so wonderful to hear.

i'm glad he was a good friend and that you all had him for the time that you did.

looking forward to more stories!

Like everyone else I'm crushed at this news... heartened that Loftus enjoyed reading it though.

Tom Loftus is very much alive.

plot thickens

Or at least became more tasteless.

Wow. RIP.

" ........ us, his friends, are a bunch of cunts."

m8

Isn't that just them quoting us

"we have met the cunts and they is us"

gtfo, waynetruther

with all due respect, WaynesCrew610 promised us some follow-up posts from himself and Diehl:

More to come guys, before Diehl found this thread again we had already planned on meeting up this weekend so when we get together, we'll figure out some good stuff to post here. Cheers!

don't leave us hanging here, guys!

(I do like the idea of Wayne visiting this thread every time he got laid and being like, "if they only knew...")

you like that idea?

yes roxy I like that idea

I seriously had a very specific dream last night that one of my coworkers was both waynetruther and waynescrew and kinda just made the accounts to mess with me and i was like "dude now i have to tell ilx it was a dumb hoax you made up ONLY TO MESS WITH ME" and he was like "is it actually that big of a deal???"

lool

i thought of this thread when i took this picture the other day:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/10858420_10153698583622137_6764970371592036236_n.jpg?oh=dc0c41bc0f3dd1a6e7c02ede40ff116d&oe=5561AB89&__gda__=1432411126_5647916a8169f9d62e9e0bf0d07234ae

OMG this thread, still alive.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CFeemp8WgAEmt2F.jpg

O
M
G

perfect thread revive

feel as tho that photo could feed us another 10 years

http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/nonono.gif

every generation gets the so not gonna happen it deserves

I haven't seen a shade of blue on a wall like that since my great-grandmother died.

ha been waiting for this thread to get bumped since I saw that pic on the twitter

Original dude at least had an outside chance.

looking like a giant baby must be a tuff life :(

woman on the right looks a lot like the OG flat iron coed!

haha yeah I thought that too, eerie

https://40.media.tumblr.com/4179c740341871a884ccea5002e5f530/tumblr_np2d203yUQ1sb2ue8o1_500.jpg

is he 14 feet tall?

doesnt quite seem appropriate for this thread

leave Ronnie alone!

Damn, forgot about this for a bit. You cunts waited years for this shit. We'll get ya something useful soon. And that one dude who says he's a reporter or some shit, the dude who's been emailing all of us, can sit and wait like the rest of you. Sorry for the undelivered promise of new pics. We got drunk, laughed about this, then got drunker and forgot.

so gonna happen

We got drunk, laughed about this, then got drunker and forgot.

i didn't see the update about his passing. :-(

condolences

And that one dude who says he's a reporter or some shit, the dude who's been emailing all of us, can sit and wait like the rest of you. Sorry for the undelivered promise of new pics.

― WaynesCrew610, Wednesday, June 3, 2015 5:30 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

fess up

woah this is like the godfather ii of no not gonna happen pix, exceeds the original

waynescrew610 is british