A Box of __________ Shipped to Your House Each Month

ok i've hit a wall. had no idea there were so many boxes.

and I know when to stop when I come across one where I'm all, "Hey, that's not such a bad –"

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i hate the verb "source" so much

vomiting @ "Mantry"

I was ok with this trend until my work replaced my monthly wage with a box of roots

it'd be one thing if they were even edible

Ten dollars a month gets you

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two cards.

Every one of these sites has the "How It Works" link.

1. Subscribe
2. Get shit sent to you in a box.

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get an expensive box of leftover horror movie promo swag delivered right to your door each month

(have been tempted)

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http://www.boxofdread.com/ xp

how 'bout a box of dreads

http://www.florenz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/funny-brad-pitt-seven-box-scene.jpg

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3RQwrsR5i4

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D34thdr0ne was ahead of his game.

xp lol

Thread title: a box of underscores?

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"e-juice"

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3 golf balls, 3 tees, a scorecard and a brief writeup of that month's featured course for $15.50, hot diggity

Dildo of the Month!!!
This is exactly what it sounds like! buying today's deal will entiltle you to one adult toy of our choosing every month for the next 12 months. This deal will start shipping in January 2014 and will conclude in December 2014. If you would like your dildos advanced (all 12 at one time) please email as your order number, name of purchaser, and name of recipient. This is a great gift for yourself or someone you care about. If there is a person in your life that is sick of getting magazines, cigars, wine, or a fruit of the month subscription. Try this. The gift of orgasm is there anything better?

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I scrolled through this whole thread and the MANTRY is like the one I'd be most likely to use

A couple of years ago my wife got me a Bespoke sub. Currently enrolled in a sock of the month club courtesy her. Foot Cardigan?

Dude from Florida chooses the mantry over the baitbox, frankly I'm shocked xp

dildo_route.png sums up internet

Monthly box of ... music.

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Gotta be a monthly box of DVDs still out there somewhere.

Michigan checks in again:

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With our ammo club you will have the option of choosing either monthly or quarterly shipments of 9mm 115 grain round nose.

Skip to the head of the line

FREE ammo storage case

FREE delivery to your door

Each Shipment is billed at $78.99

In your first shipment you will receive a 100 round ammo storage box for getting your rounds back and forth to the range....

You will be billed 7 days before your order ships.... Then the Ammo Fairy will put your name and address on a box of delectable ammo and it will be off and in the mail heading to you....

The best thing about having an ammo subscription is that you are at the head of line every time! Subscriptions are filled before every other order we have! With the way that ammo is going lately it is an economical way to keep a steady supply of ammo coming, even at the peak of demand we are producing thousands of rounds every single day, so why not put yourself at the head of that line and get yourself an ammo subscription!

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Sports Crate is a relatively new subscription box all about sports, which I knew was perfect for my husband... My husband is really the sports fan (although I like hockey), so I used his preferences when we signed up. He kind of laughed at me because I put down both the Patriots and Dolphins, as he used to like the Dolphins, but he liked them when Marino played. So I'm a little out of the loop. He's basically a stereotypical hardcore Boston fan so I guess I should update his favorites (although he didn't have a problem with anything he received).

Inside the box was a Dolphins beer cozy, which will definitely go on a soda this summer (we aren't big drinkers). The inside flap of the box also had a Dolphins player sticker (I have no idea about football, to be honest) as well.

came close to starting this thread so many times.

thank u pp

shopping for hatchets is such a drag who has the time, i get hatchets delivered to my door

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Loot Crate, for when getting down to your local nerdy shit store is just too much of a burden

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thread of the year

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would you look at this old shite:

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i want quarters sent to me every month i need quarters

Contents of December's Atheist Box

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The items included were:

A long-sleeve t-shirt with an icon of Bill Nye and the words “Do you even science?”
The book, Why There is No God: Simple Responses to 20 Common Arguments for the Existence of God
Evolve Fish Keychain
Sin-O-Mints
$5 Cash and a Challenge: Use the money to pay-it-forward, do #GoodWithoutGod, and share your story with the Atheist Box community.

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Graze

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Snacks so hard to come by in the outside world.

Box of goat testicles, sent to you quarterly:

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doesn't eat them, just takes them home from the store and hoards them

you never know when you might need diarrhea

you'd have to stock up over 3 days to make a meal. Otherwise, you are saving $1.60-$3.00 per meal, and you'd have to eat Taco Bell meals once per week or more to even make your money back.

but they probably give you a special membership card you can show off to your friends*

*Amazon delivery people

I once downloaded the app since they bragged about having some sort of secret menu on there.

It was crazy.

Secret menu. Achievements you could unlock. And then there were the discounts.

I was earning a free taco with each order, but the catch was that the freebie expired in 48 hours. Like hell was I going to go to Taco Bell even once a month, especially not three times a week.

They know what they're doing over there. Someone will show up.

there's a section labeled "challenges" that challenges me to purchase a $2 burrito and get 50% off any $2 burrito on my next order.

do i need to convince the cashier to give me that 50% off on my next $2 burrito order? is that the challenge? i don't want to get anybody into trouble.

mega challenge: do this at the drivethru at 1:30am with the line wrapped around the block

challenge: give us your money

Taco Scrum: give us your money, weekly

JEL!!!!! hello!!

Hi Dere Tracer!!

We might look back on the box of stuff era with nostalgia

https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/12/23204950/bmw-subscriptions-microtransactions-heated-seats-feature

AssaaS

Oh wow. You can actually pay money to make your car's engine sound louder.

https://www.bmw.co.uk/en/shop/ls/dp/ISS_Offer_gb

An essentials kit full of food, shelter and love.

"The rise and fall of Birchbox, the once-buzzy startup valued at nearly $500 million that frustrated customers are now saying has vanished"
https://www.businessinsider.com/birchbox-rise-fall-company-history-2023-3

Not surprised, I rarely received my box of birch from them, usually they sent pine, occasionally it would just be a lump of MDF

Have we gone past Peak Box Of Crap? Feel like it ended with lockdowns.