world not ready http://valleywag.gawker.com/the-laundry-quarters-startup-is-dead-1596481798
is the shaving one really just some mach 3 cartridges in a box?
― adam, Saturday, 24 January 2015 15:52 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/ngoALyX.png
What your bacon-tastic package includes:• 2 different packages (about a pound each) of our very own gourmet bacon delivered to your door each month for either of the 3, 6, or 12 month prepaid memberships you have selected. "Auto-Renew" customers will receive 2 packages each month automatically, forever, or until you decide to cancel. But really, let's be honest here. Who would want to cancel?• A fun and stylish black t-shirt that says, "Bacon is Meat Candy™". Because we know you love to wear clothes almost as much as you love bacon. Just tell us what size you would like at the checkout, and then you can roll around town in bacon style.• Pure Joy.
• 2 different packages (about a pound each) of our very own gourmet bacon delivered to your door each month for either of the 3, 6, or 12 month prepaid memberships you have selected. "Auto-Renew" customers will receive 2 packages each month automatically, forever, or until you decide to cancel. But really, let's be honest here. Who would want to cancel?
• A fun and stylish black t-shirt that says, "Bacon is Meat Candy™". Because we know you love to wear clothes almost as much as you love bacon. Just tell us what size you would like at the checkout, and then you can roll around town in bacon style.
• Pure Joy.
:(
― please login or register if you are (unregistered), Saturday, 24 January 2015 15:53 (nine years ago) link
had to happen
Adam, they have different monthly plans. You get to choose the one you feel right for your shaving needs.
http://i.imgur.com/D76oJMu.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 15:55 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/hV59QjD.png
Dollar Shaving Club members need not apply.
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 15:56 (nine years ago) link
I liked the thinking on this: "Hmmm, what else arrives monthly?"
http://i.imgur.com/FFUKkfP.jpg
No go apparently. HANKS FOR VISITNG, WE'RE DONE FOR NOW. 3 and 6 month users will receive a pro-rated refund.
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 15:58 (nine years ago) link
Hanks really fucked up
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:04 (nine years ago) link
^ Reminder that I'm out of laudnry quarters and it's snowraining outside
No blood, but it is a box of Michigan delivered monthly.
http://i.imgur.com/t9rvrEO.jpg
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:06 (nine years ago) link
http://www.frankieandalbert.com/
^ Literally get trash shipped to your house each month
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:08 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/X2yP41s.png
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:11 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/CWF1Qks.png
http://i.imgur.com/4JTBp7d.jpg
I got my dad the bagel of the month club for his birthday. He loves it.
― Οὖτις Δαυ & τηε Κνιγητσ (Phil D.), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:13 (nine years ago) link
The Mantry.
The Mannery - Canned vegetables each monthThe Frying Man - Monthly kitchenwareManana - Especially phallic bananas (next day shipping always!)
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:15 (nine years ago) link
ok i've hit a wall. had no idea there were so many boxes.
and I know when to stop when I come across one where I'm all, "Hey, that's not such a bad –"
http://i.imgur.com/XSypQ55.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/gC5nZS0.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:16 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/QNIeSZ9.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/6xnBep1.png
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:22 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/Q80Kfbp.png
i hate the verb "source" so much
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:23 (nine years ago) link
vomiting @ "Mantry"
― Jennifer 8.-( (Stevie D(eux)), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:24 (nine years ago) link
I was ok with this trend until my work replaced my monthly wage with a box of roots
― o.m.g. lol @ hurt butt (wins), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:25 (nine years ago) link
it'd be one thing if they were even edible
Ten dollars a month gets you
http://i.imgur.com/9wpHfOtl.jpg
two cards.
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:26 (nine years ago) link
Every one of these sites has the "How It Works" link.
1. Subscribe2. Get shit sent to you in a box.
http://subscriptionmaven.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/box-of-dread-3.jpg
get an expensive box of leftover horror movie promo swag delivered right to your door each month
(have been tempted)
― deliberately clunky, needlessly arty, (contenderizer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/lamoIkZ.png
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:29 (nine years ago) link
http://www.boxofdread.com/ xp
how 'bout a box of dreads
― kola superdeep borehole (harbl), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:30 (nine years ago) link
http://www.florenz.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/funny-brad-pitt-seven-box-scene.jpg
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:31 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/nKzzTh1l.jpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3RQwrsR5i4
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:32 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/UvlfhRm.png
D34thdr0ne was ahead of his game.
xp lol
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link
Thread title: a box of underscores?
― StanM, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:33 (nine years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Ejzv6Wa.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link
"e-juice"
― a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:34 (nine years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/F9PGkTz.jpg
http://static.wixstatic.com/media/b83732_a27cf530a28e41c398b689605e5fc5b2.jpg_srz_p_327_323_75_22_0.50_1.20_0.00_jpg_srz
3 golf balls, 3 tees, a scorecard and a brief writeup of that month's featured course for $15.50, hot diggity
― WilliamC, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:44 (nine years ago) link
Dildo of the Month!!!This is exactly what it sounds like! buying today's deal will entiltle you to one adult toy of our choosing every month for the next 12 months. This deal will start shipping in January 2014 and will conclude in December 2014. If you would like your dildos advanced (all 12 at one time) please email as your order number, name of purchaser, and name of recipient. This is a great gift for yourself or someone you care about. If there is a person in your life that is sick of getting magazines, cigars, wine, or a fruit of the month subscription. Try this. The gift of orgasm is there anything better?
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:45 (nine years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/JlN6pMk.png
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:46 (nine years ago) link
I scrolled through this whole thread and the MANTRY is like the one I'd be most likely to use
― (extremely quan voice) My Lifestyle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link
A couple of years ago my wife got me a Bespoke sub. Currently enrolled in a sock of the month club courtesy her. Foot Cardigan?
― Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link
Dude from Florida chooses the mantry over the baitbox, frankly I'm shocked xp
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 16:55 (nine years ago) link
dildo_route.png sums up internet
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 17:08 (nine years ago) link
Monthly box of ... music.
http://i.imgur.com/YyKyoSw.png
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 17:10 (nine years ago) link
Gotta be a monthly box of DVDs still out there somewhere.
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link
Michigan checks in again:
http://i.imgur.com/LJGtrBQl.jpg
With our ammo club you will have the option of choosing either monthly or quarterly shipments of 9mm 115 grain round nose.
Skip to the head of the line
FREE ammo storage case
FREE delivery to your door
Each Shipment is billed at $78.99
In your first shipment you will receive a 100 round ammo storage box for getting your rounds back and forth to the range....
You will be billed 7 days before your order ships.... Then the Ammo Fairy will put your name and address on a box of delectable ammo and it will be off and in the mail heading to you....
The best thing about having an ammo subscription is that you are at the head of line every time! Subscriptions are filled before every other order we have! With the way that ammo is going lately it is an economical way to keep a steady supply of ammo coming, even at the peak of demand we are producing thousands of rounds every single day, so why not put yourself at the head of that line and get yourself an ammo subscription!
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/Cmbu0t6.jpg
― 龜, Saturday, 24 January 2015 17:28 (nine years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/sBlsYfw.jpg
Sports Crate is a relatively new subscription box all about sports, which I knew was perfect for my husband... My husband is really the sports fan (although I like hockey), so I used his preferences when we signed up. He kind of laughed at me because I put down both the Patriots and Dolphins, as he used to like the Dolphins, but he liked them when Marino played. So I'm a little out of the loop. He's basically a stereotypical hardcore Boston fan so I guess I should update his favorites (although he didn't have a problem with anything he received).
Inside the box was a Dolphins beer cozy, which will definitely go on a soda this summer (we aren't big drinkers). The inside flap of the box also had a Dolphins player sticker (I have no idea about football, to be honest) as well.
― pplains, Saturday, 24 January 2015 18:03 (nine years ago) link
came close to starting this thread so many times.
thank u pp
― gr8080, Saturday, 24 January 2015 19:05 (nine years ago) link
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2021/06/02/automatic-renewals-ftc-subscriptions/
― burly crafty woodsman (James Harden) vs tall ethereal phantom (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 June 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
Been trying out some amazing new subscription services 😃📦 pic.twitter.com/yJ6vBZPvdO— Ben Marshall (@notbenmarshall) March 29, 2021
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Friday, 10 September 2021 19:16 (two years ago) link
lol
― sarahell, Saturday, 30 October 2021 03:35 (two years ago) link
"I spit in a cup and they say 'Yep, you're white.'"
― Blues Guitar Solo Heatmap (Free Download) (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 30 October 2021 11:57 (two years ago) link
Yeah he's good on Tiktok - he got a gig making little movies for SNL now I think??
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 30 October 2021 11:59 (two years ago) link
lol at a service where they send you a cup to spit in every month to track your whiteness over time
― sarahell, Saturday, 30 October 2021 18:37 (two years ago) link
A relative signed my kids up for this Jewish Holiday box thing that (1) never actually arrives in time for the holiday and (2) just isn't that well put together, like trying very hard to be a modern yet child-friendly take on tradition but just not connecting with kids at all. But the worst part is that the startup making these (which turns out to be Israeli) claims to offer these for multiple cultures, but the other culture options are "Chinese" and "Indian" as though those are somehow analogues to "Jewish." A very provincial interpretation of multiculturalism that struck me as peculiarly Israeli.
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Sunday, 31 October 2021 01:31 (two years ago) link
https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/654200/taco-bell-monthly-subscription
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 January 2022 02:58 (two years ago) link
i had taco bell last week for the first time in many years and.... it was kinda gross
― Tracer Hand, Friday, 7 January 2022 12:37 (two years ago) link
A box of boxes and packaging materials. Don’t deny that that would be useful.
― jel--, Friday, 7 January 2022 13:27 (two years ago) link
xpost one for the poster
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 January 2022 14:56 (two years ago) link
"Only 'kinda' gross! We're improving in our key demographics!"
taco bell pass would be great if it wasn't terrible and if you didn't need a phone for it.
― i cannot help if you made yourself not funny (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 January 2022 16:17 (two years ago) link
I can't help but picture some weird crepey dude with a closet full of uneaten, still-wrapped tacos
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 January 2022 16:18 (two years ago) link
doesn't eat them, just takes them home from the store and hoards them
― they were written with a ouija board and a rhyming dictionary (Neanderthal), Friday, 7 January 2022 16:19 (two years ago) link
you never know when you might need diarrhea
― terminators of endearment (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 7 January 2022 17:16 (two years ago) link
you'd have to stock up over 3 days to make a meal. Otherwise, you are saving $1.60-$3.00 per meal, and you'd have to eat Taco Bell meals once per week or more to even make your money back.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 18:14 (two years ago) link
but they probably give you a special membership card you can show off to your friends*
*Amazon delivery people
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 18:15 (two years ago) link
I once downloaded the app since they bragged about having some sort of secret menu on there.
It was crazy.
Secret menu. Achievements you could unlock. And then there were the discounts.
I was earning a free taco with each order, but the catch was that the freebie expired in 48 hours. Like hell was I going to go to Taco Bell even once a month, especially not three times a week.
They know what they're doing over there. Someone will show up.
― pplains, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:25 (two years ago) link
there's a section labeled "challenges" that challenges me to purchase a $2 burrito and get 50% off any $2 burrito on my next order.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:34 (two years ago) link
do i need to convince the cashier to give me that 50% off on my next $2 burrito order? is that the challenge? i don't want to get anybody into trouble.
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 21:35 (two years ago) link
mega challenge: do this at the drivethru at 1:30am with the line wrapped around the block
― sarahell, Friday, 7 January 2022 21:36 (two years ago) link
challenge: give us your money
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:06 (two years ago) link
Taco Scrum: give us your money, weekly
― Ssäm Sauce | Martha Stewart (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 7 January 2022 22:08 (two years ago) link
JEL!!!!! hello!!
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 8 January 2022 11:48 (two years ago) link
Hi Dere Tracer!!
― jel--, Saturday, 8 January 2022 18:26 (two years ago) link
We might look back on the box of stuff era with nostalgia
https://www.theverge.com/2022/7/12/23204950/bmw-subscriptions-microtransactions-heated-seats-feature
― rob, Tuesday, 12 July 2022 17:41 (one year ago) link
AssaaS
― adam t. (abanana), Wednesday, 13 July 2022 02:29 (one year ago) link
Oh wow. You can actually pay money to make your car's engine sound louder.
https://www.bmw.co.uk/en/shop/ls/dp/ISS_Offer_gb
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Friday, 15 July 2022 00:12 (one year ago) link
An essentials kit full of food, shelter and love.
― immodesty blaise (jimbeaux), Friday, 15 July 2022 00:25 (one year ago) link
"The rise and fall of Birchbox, the once-buzzy startup valued at nearly $500 million that frustrated customers are now saying has vanished"https://www.businessinsider.com/birchbox-rise-fall-company-history-2023-3
― Elvis Telecom, Monday, 13 March 2023 08:21 (one year ago) link
Not surprised, I rarely received my box of birch from them, usually they sent pine, occasionally it would just be a lump of MDF
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Monday, 13 March 2023 08:36 (one year ago) link
Have we gone past Peak Box Of Crap? Feel like it ended with lockdowns.
― Daniel_Rf, Monday, 13 March 2023 10:27 (one year ago) link