lol
― Punny Names (latebloomer), Saturday, 24 January 2015 02:31 (nine years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=npAePoctvOw
― Number None, Friday, 24 April 2015 12:15 (nine years ago) link
he's doing a jack nicholson thing, cute
― nauru, Friday, 24 April 2015 12:36 (nine years ago) link
So he seemed extra weird and kind of terrible on Graham Norton a couple weeks back, and now the restraining order. Sad?
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 May 2016 02:44 (seven years ago) link
it's a shitty bad situ from the looks of it, photo is horrible
sidebar - more and more I am exhausted by how immediately ppl come down on a "side" with this stuff tho. like it's horrible, but do i need to have an opinion NOW?
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 May 2016 04:51 (seven years ago) link
i'm okay with coming down on the side of a victim of domestic abuse right out of the gate
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 May 2016 10:49 (seven years ago) link
yep
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 29 May 2016 13:36 (seven years ago) link
i didnt mean it like that jfc
forget it
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 May 2016 14:51 (seven years ago) link
sorry for the misread Veg
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Sunday, 29 May 2016 14:52 (seven years ago) link
classic
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 May 2016 14:54 (seven years ago) link
So how many movies will he be suspended for for domestic violence
― carthago delenda est (mayor jingleberries), Sunday, 29 May 2016 16:51 (seven years ago) link
more and more I am exhausted by how immediately ppl come down on a "side" with this stuff tho. like it's horrible, but do i need to have an opinion NOW?
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Saturday, May 28, 2016 9:51 PM (Yesterday)
yeah, often feel the same. internet turns everything into an opinion-having/judging race, fosters hostility to anything more thoughtful & measured. in this case, tho, i'm happy to be of the opinion that johnny depp sucks and fuck him.
― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Sunday, 29 May 2016 17:19 (seven years ago) link
Well taking anything other than that position seems like it automatically puts you in trenchant troll challops campI still say it's a little sad if nobody got in touch with him after his Graham Norton appearance to ask "you okay, man?"
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 29 May 2016 18:24 (seven years ago) link
someone should have got in touch after fear and loathing in las vegas to ask "you okay, man?" cuz it's all been downhill since then tbh
― benzarro ghazarri (bizarro gazzara), Sunday, 29 May 2016 19:33 (seven years ago) link
yeah i dunno why i even brought up my whining about the internet, it was misplaced here - it doesnt have anything to do with this depp horribleness. no question he's a piece of shit.
― Flamenco Drop (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 29 May 2016 20:11 (seven years ago) link
We just got back from seeing 'Alice through the looking glass'
― Mark G, Sunday, 29 May 2016 20:28 (seven years ago) link
I like him okay, but Tracer's point upthread is good. He's also Hollywood's reigning 'cool guy' which is pretty lame.
― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 15 July 2003 19:41 (12 years ago)
― Ndalni Luigj Xhaka (nakhchivan), Sunday, 29 May 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link
Terry Gilliam covering himself in glory:
https://mobile.twitter.com/TerryGilliam/status/737227132594720768
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 30 May 2016 12:55 (seven years ago) link
Doug Stanhope's girlfriend appears to be called Bingo. The censoring of the sweary words in the Doug Stanhope article is pretty weird.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 30 May 2016 13:29 (seven years ago) link
Have never understood what people see in this guy and his self-regard. I like Dead Man despite him.
― normcore strengthening exercises (benbbag), Monday, 30 May 2016 14:22 (seven years ago) link
He's hot
― lute bro (brimstead), Monday, 30 May 2016 18:06 (seven years ago) link
As they say of some people, the camera loves his face.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 30 May 2016 18:10 (seven years ago) link
Kinda feel like the unambiguous monsters in this sitch are Depp's "friends" who are more clearly more comfortable denigrating his accuser and championing his undeniable awesomeness than they are with saying, "Hey, guy who is my actual friend, this thing you did is majorly fucked up and now we're going to get you help with your various issues."
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 May 2016 18:12 (seven years ago) link
The crazy thing about anyone taking that comedian's stupid "Heard was the REAL abuser" thing is that he leads with admitting that his greatest fear was alienating Depp and getting cut off.
― Kiarostami bag (milo z), Monday, 30 May 2016 18:15 (seven years ago) link
well apparently now Depp's daughter and his ex-wife are also taking his side. this is awful and sad.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 May 2016 18:50 (seven years ago) link
Other ppls lives are routinely awful , but this one involves a celebrity, wow
― • (sleepingbag), Monday, 30 May 2016 18:52 (seven years ago) link
can hardly blame depp's friends & loved ones for taking his side. they're invested and have seen things we haven't. i would prefer, were i accused of who knows what, that mine stand by me.
― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Monday, 30 May 2016 19:18 (seven years ago) link
There's standing beside and then there's publicly calling the other party's claims and reputation into question.
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Monday, 30 May 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link
That's one way of standing beside him.
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 30 May 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link
in the case of vanessa paradis and his daughter, i think they genuinely believe he is being blackmailed. i wouldn't blame them for being in denial/wanting to defend someone they love.
― Treeship, Monday, 30 May 2016 20:01 (seven years ago) link
i don't personally doubt heard's testimony fyi but i can see why they might.
i think doug stanhope just wants to be in the news.
Have we heard from Bingo yet?
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link
― I Have A Hot Dog Stuck To My Neck (Old Lunch), Monday, May 30, 2016 12:53 PM (13 minutes ago)
they tend to go together
― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Monday, 30 May 2016 20:09 (seven years ago) link
oh good it's the guy who started the "trump v. clinton who is smarter?" poll.
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 May 2016 20:39 (seven years ago) link
He's clearly an alcoholic and (possibLy) heavy drug user, based on his "Australian apology" video and his appearance on graham norton. He's got heavy alkie/drug bloat.
― Acting Crazy (Instrumental) (jed_), Monday, 30 May 2016 21:15 (seven years ago) link
don't feel comfortable speculating, his wife could have faked that video
― mario vargis loosa (wins), Monday, 30 May 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link
there's never been a case of him hitting any of his former wives/girlfriends before which makes me suspicious
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Monday, 30 May 2016 21:25 (seven years ago) link
you're defending someone with (at least?) two charges of assault, along with a history of smashing up hotel rooms and other erratic behaviour. secondly, I'm really questioning how Heard could possibly benefit from any way in this. It's not a small thing to go against someone with 1000x the connections who's in with Disney and the rest, and a year of marriage isn't going to garner you much in the way of $$$. Plus Penn, Allen & the rest have shown that unsavoury behaviour isn't exactly a barrier to a career.
but no, lying woman faking video to no personal benefit is clearly the more logical deduction.
― gyac, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:45 (seven years ago) link
anybody made a scarf joke yet
― flappy bird, Monday, 30 May 2016 21:50 (seven years ago) link
https://twitter.com/ChrissieBixler/status/736324387863855104
I hope this is ironic, because I remember him getting caught on video raising his hand to strike his then-GR (Kate Moss?).
― Jenny Ondioleeene (Leee), Monday, 30 May 2016 22:00 (seven years ago) link
*GF
don't know about that but I feel the need to clarify that I do not really believe that amber heard faked the johnny depp "australian apology" video
― mario vargis loosa (wins), Monday, 30 May 2016 22:16 (seven years ago) link
I like how if somebody says they're suspicious, or unsure, they are automatically on Team Depp.or basically, what VG said right at the beginning of this revive before somebody else saw a chance to get righteous
― El Tomboto, Monday, 30 May 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link
Never knew Depp had previous issues tbh apart from busting up a hotel room
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Monday, 30 May 2016 22:24 (seven years ago) link
― like $500 billion in stuffed fart sales and I have an idea (contenderizer), Monday, May 30, 2016 1:09 PM (2 hours ago)
otm.
― sarahell, Monday, 30 May 2016 22:28 (seven years ago) link
"a year of marriage isn't going to garner you much in the way of $$$"
they live in california, no? it's a community property state, everything is 50/50
― akm, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 04:17 (seven years ago) link
New alice movie completely bombed this weekend also; bad week to be Johnny Depp.
― akm, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 04:18 (seven years ago) link
from the outside, it looks like he is a really serious alcoholic. that might explain the discrepancy between his ex's memory of him and his recent behavior. i've seen alcoholism turn gentle people into monsters.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 04:29 (seven years ago) link
Otm. That's v much what this sounds like to me.
― albvivertine, Tuesday, 31 May 2016 05:25 (seven years ago) link