zing

look at slangy mcirony over here

lol @ "sowwie" + "kewl" getting the thumbs up

i think adding -y to the ends of words is a-ok. a friend of mine asked of a notorious local criminal "why does he have to be so stabby?" and it was high-fives all around

awesome

i say whatevs a lot actually! goes great wtih my gay lisp lol

my favorite gay slang ever was when this really fey guy at work came up to my desk and asked "can you do me a flavor?"

i got the y + mc verbal bug ("sleepy mcsnorington") from animal crossing actually.

why are you derailing zing with this

the only acceptable form of y + mc is ____o ____ington

haa remember when jess was mounto goatington

coyotegoate harvell

much better derail:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=inIWj6CU0GI

Also: Take a nap.

to: ned raggett
re: lame post

pls choose at least one of the following options.

a) make sense
b) be more funny

sncrly yrs,
me

-- Josh, Friday, July 19, 2002 12:00 AM (4 years ago) Bookmark Link

haha i love how that one could easily be off the very recent "dear x, love y" thread

josh was always ahead of his time

r.i.p. pac-man

didn't know if i shoulda put this in the zing or lol thread:

unconnected things = great
as long as they stay unconnected
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

people are fond of limits and boundaries. of rules.
-- scott seward, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lex does that mean we need different ipods for different genres or what
-- braveclub, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:51 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lex doesn't know how to connect an ipod
-- blueski, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:57 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i actually don't!
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

trusty discman continues to serve me well
-- lex pretend, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

i saw him trying to eat an ipod once, on wanstead flats. tuomas laughed at him, explaining you dont eat those, they're for wiping your face with
-- 696, Friday, May 25, 2007 12:58 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link

So take all your “gnarls” and your “probs” and lay them gently to rest next to “as if” and “NOT!”

next to two things i still say :/

defensive

-- RJG, Sunday, May 27, 2007 2:45 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

condescending

-- am0n, Sunday, May 27, 2007 2:50 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

think that was explanatory

explanatory

that's how easy it is to tell

i'm lebanese but my personality is amerrrican. i like america, just not american trash. american woman jabbing ppl and screaming "faggot" in a hotel cuz she got embarrassed = american trash. faggot shouldn't be treated lightly, and neither should arguing against it - because wherever you or i may live or whoever we may know, there are still plenty of ppl living in plenty o places that do use the word faggot and the like to great detriment.

though the plain and simple notion of human equality shouldn't need a medal to encourage it (self-righteousness etc.), still these days, as a gay man, i find it worthy of praise.

-- Surmounter, Sunday, 27 May 2007 18:15 (1 hour ago) Link

did you find ILX through oink invites?

-- sanskrit, Sunday, 27 May 2007 19:19 (1 minute ago) Link

" The feral hog is definitely one of the biggest, if not the biggest ever taken by an 11 year old and Jamison is now looking for a big shotgun and hoping Dragons are real."

-- forksclovetofu, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

"Jamison received a congratulation from: Rickey Medlocke of Lynyrd Skynyrd - Kenny Chesney - Tom Knapp & Tim Bradley of Benelli - Jerry Miculek of Smith & Wesson and his Hero's from our Armed Forces around the world"

-- forksclovetofu, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:31 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

forks getting reposted on the custos thread doesn't actually move you up in the statscock

-- Curt1s Stephens, Saturday, May 26, 2007 4:38 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

maybe you can start a bunch of threads about yourself

-- jeff, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:30 PM (26 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

hey jeff, you're all welcome to start threads about yourself, dorito breath.

-- Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:36 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yeah, dorito breath. your breath smells like doritos.

-- river wolf, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 6:37 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

a dime a dozen eh? name a dozen pretty drunks under the age of 21

-- Surmounter, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:21 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

rolling teenpop to thread.

-- Steve Shasta, Wednesday, 30 May 2007 01:23 (10 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I get pretty drunk all the time

not under 21 tho

U-God is awful. His verses are almost uniformly bad, IMHO.

RZA is a great lyricist and his beats (at least before 2000), are amazing.
GZA's verses are the most cerebral.
Inspectah Deck is a hugely underrated lyricist, and while he's not charismatic enough to handle a track alone, he always makes a track better (BTW, check his verse on "Let My Niggas Live"-- it's badass)
Ghostface is the most stream-of-consciousness and in many ways the most surreal lyricist.
ODB... well, you gotta love ODB.
I don't really care for Meth all that much. His style doesn't really fit in with the other members in my opinion.

-- Richard Wood Johnson, Tuesday, May 29, 2007 7:24 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

Insightful, "Wood" Johnson!

xposts

-- BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 1:53 AM (12 hours ago) Bookmark Link

lol

HOOS mach 2

(scandinavia)

it's dark up there, they all fuck each other constantly, there's no difference

-- kenan, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 4:29 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

except for that one guy who always gets left out. you know.

-- blueski, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 4:30 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

sex is too rhythmic for him

-- ghost rider, Wednesday, May 30, 2007 4:32 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^ A+++

STENCE STENCE STENCE, I KISS YOU I MISSEDED YOU I KISS YOU AGAIN!!!

I knew if I kept pumping that Dirty Dronerock Boys: Shag and Destroy thread, you'd come back in the end.

-- Masonic Boom, Friday, June 1, 2007 9:48 AM (Friday, June 1, 2007 9:48 AM) Bookmark Link

go away

-- am0n, Friday, June 1, 2007 4:45 PM (Friday, June 1, 2007 4:45 PM) Bookmark Link

"pumping"

-- cutty, Friday, June 1, 2007 4:46 PM (Friday, June 1, 2007 4:46 PM) Bookmark Link

Lol at Hoos.

I've always thought the lyrics were from the standpoint of an omnipotent but lonesome being . . .
-- Joe, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 00:59 (1 month ago) Link

Okay now I get why Geir likes it
-- Noodle Vague, Wednesday, 18 April 2007 01:01 (1 month ago) Link

lol

Don't read your insecurities into it!

-- Rockist Scientist (rockistscientist), Sunday, February 8, 2004 3:37 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Eat me.

-- Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, February 8, 2004 3:49 PM (3 years ago) Bookmark Link

Wow, I'm listening to the first 25 seconds of "I Can't Go For That (No Can Do)" right now, and it's totally perfect. I love the way all the parts come in, one at a time: the circular bass line interlocking with the crisp drumbeat, then the hypnotic, dreamy synth-swirl, then the clean, stuttering guitar. There's much more to a mood in this song -- wistful, sensual -- than in the pedestrian jangle of the Only Ones.

-- jaymc, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:21 PM

Save it for your next self-promoted Stylus article that no one will read.

-- dan m, Monday, June 4, 2007 11:25 PM

STEP OFF THE ONLY ONES COLLEGE BOY

makes a change from .xls jokes, certainly.

so harsh yet so funny

has anyone ever called out n1ck "i'm sure bob dylan read my stylus article on sound compression" s0uthall? he is surely the king of that behaviour.

I support Scik's cause though

to be fair nick's article is in the da capo thingummy book, it's not just stylus.

more like da crapo, amirite?

"Throw Some D's" is the masterful piece of production architecture.
"Make It Rain (Remix)" is the true rhyme event.
"This Is Why I'm Hot" is the flawless piece of pop.

So who gets to be called 2007's greatest hip-hop single?

-- Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 7:20 PM (14 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Never trust an indie guy when they start talking about perfect pop - Todd Rundgren, New Pornographers, MiMS, whatever.

-- da croupier, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 7:23 PM (11 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I think everyone has thought what you have at some point Curtis. Then we moved on.

-- Ms Misery, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 8:18 PM

well allow me to harp on about it until I do move on, particularly on threads where it's, you know, relevant.

-- Curt1s Stephens, Wednesday, June 6, 2007 8:19 PM

guys guys guys it is ALL about the eyebrow raise + ambiguous smile

-- Just got offed, Thursday, June 7, 2007 2:23 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

gross

-- rrrobyn, Thursday, June 7, 2007 2:23 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

she comes across as an aspirational culture-tourist, as someone who wishes to impress others by if not demonstrating a great knowledge of their supposed cultural depth, at least recognising some of its major tenets.

Unfotunately, she is also a complete idiot, so this effort fell flat on its sorry face.

-- Just got offed, Thursday, 7 June 2007 14:46 (43 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

You make her sound like you, Louis

-- Tom D., Thursday, 7 June 2007 15:23 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

perfect ZING