Kids say the darndest things

I did not have an answer

kid in my class today as she left:

"this is the last time i saw you"

(4 y/o)

whoa

creepy as fuck

idgi did she mean time is repeating itself or that she won't be back tomorrow

In a few days someone will ask you when was the last time you saw her

well that's a creepy thing to say too :|

sry :(

LIL BRO: "I remember it happened back when I was eight."
BIG SIS: "YOU WERE NEVER EIGHT."

(Ages 5 & 7, btw.)

Ella usually calls me Daddy, but somehow has decided that when I'm not doing what she wants, she should call me by my first name.
"Pick me up, Daddy!"
"Hang on, just let me put this fire out..."
"Pick me UP, JAMES!"

K just looked at me from her bed and whispered "I will be born."

One time when our oldest was like 4 or 5, he was explaining something to me. I don't remember what he was talking about, something simple, concrete, real. But at the end he qualifies it with "...it this world." Like as if to distinguish it from the other realms of time and space of which we're both perfectly aware.

K just looked at me from her bed and whispered "I will be born."

Kids say the eeriest things.

Before she could actually talk, Ella would look up from her cot, stare at us and clearly say "Death!"

um you guys are freaking me out now

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattbellassai/the-creepiest-things-a-child-has-ever-said-to-a-parent#.ef0qxjVWO

Some of the comments to that article have funnier stories than even the article

I take Kto a Jewish preschool.

This morning in the hallway she pointed to my bag and said "That's daddy's lunch" and I said, "that's right." And she yells, "It's pork! It's pork!"

irl lol

So busted.

Yeah it was really uncomfortable for me in context too, because we've realized the place is too religious for us but we want to keep our daughter there until kindergarten because it's by far the best preschool we've found.

the kid who said "this is the last time i saw you" isnt here today!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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kid otm

my favorite

My 7 year old son out of the blue asked me one day" Dad do we have any midgets in the family"? I responded "no" He says " There goes that plan".

yeah that one

wait is man alive Hurting did I miss something...?

Yes to both.

i was reborn

He is a man alive.

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This is not at all darndest, but this is probably the only audience I can subject to this story. Last night when F woke up I rocked him and soothed him, even though he would really rather just have played. He finally became drowsy again and I put him down to sleep.

When I went to leave the room, he said sadly "dad, dad, dad?", which is the first time he's done anything like that. Heartbreaking!

AWWWWWW!!!

My 7 year old son out of the blue asked me one day" Dad do we have any midgets in the family"? I responded "no" He says " There goes that plan".

omg i'm dying over this

This one is great too

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "I want to be a unicorn!" "Awww, why's that?"........ "So I can stab people with my face." "........."

that has your son's full name and your home address on it, you might want to take it down or have mods do it -- you could repost a redacted version

Yeah, fair enough. I have privacy dialed-up on fb, but not here, obv.

Here's a redacted version:

https://www.dropbox.com/s/hzkouprr46mhs72/Photo%20Jan%2022%2C%208%2059%2041%20PM-redacted.jpg?dl=0

Hm. Maybe this:
https://dl-web.dropbox.com/get/Photo%20Jan%2022%2C%208%2059%2041%20PM-redacted.jpg?_subject_uid=8884439&w=AACS2Bej6gs_F_5pwhbLxc4XWtyuSm7Y0wBNVynqmyP0Bw

yeah but don't forget to ask mods to take down the other one

I did and they did!

Good, I now feel more at ease for little Schwantz Q. Schwantzman of One-Thirty-Schwantz Schwantzing Lane, Schwantzville, New Schwantz

my friend posted this on FB - some of them are p lol
"Parents share their 3yo daughter's quotes":
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/MT2mN

my friend posted a vid of her little one (who is 5) and he's an old soul. and he's talkin passionately about paddleboarding and he says, excitedly "every single day....every single day that you will let me paddle board, well I'M GOIN FOR IT!" as his face changes to that of determined intensity and he pumps his fist.

it was the most adorable thing ever.

Just to add to the list of frightening crap kids say, over the weekend my 4 year old told me out of nowhere that "someday the sun is gonna burn up the earth."

Budding astrophysicist there!

Ivy has said her fourth word! Weirdly, it is "treasure." ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I mean it is not a total mystery. She was watching The Backyardigans with Jeff and digging a song about treasure and she said treasure. Then she repeated it tonight to me at Jeff's prompting. But still. Not book, bath, cup, shoe, bus, dance, "Slow down, asshole!" or any of the words she hears a million times a day. No. She said "treasure."

because she is a

Could she be a reincarnated pirate?
<3