"The Wire" on HBO

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Old Face Andre, is what he's called. Omar just mentioned Fat Faced Rick, got confused. Also, have no idea who Fat Faced Rick is.

(also, the actor playing Andre is named Alfonso Christian Lover, which is an awesome name!)

Frederik B, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:17 (nine years ago) link

Fat Faced Rick had an issue w/the liquor board and he is later part of the New Day Coop

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:22 (nine years ago) link

Names of not-pictured-in-show characters on The Wire are some of my favorite details in the show. Shorty Boyd, Eggy Mule, etc.

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:23 (nine years ago) link

oh yeah rick and andre are pictured, forgot

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link

"Eggy Mule" is an amazing street name.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

There's also No Heart Anthony (Omar's brother).

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:27 (nine years ago) link

iirc, Eggy Mule caught a nickel off some feds on a pistol. Or was that shorty boyd.

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

Wait, I think Eggy Mule cleaned his whole act up.

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

fat faced rick is forever in my memory bc he once said, "you harder to find than my fat wife's cunt" to stringer bell

shorty boyd cleaned his act up i think

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:28 (nine years ago) link

shorty boyd is a character from The Corner

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:29 (nine years ago) link

Avon: So what you tellin' me we weak ?

Slim: Boss, I reached out to Black Donnie.

Avon: Okay, spit it out, man.
Listen, stop fucking double talkin' me.

Slim: Black Donnie said
he ain't having any of it.

Said Brother Mouzone
put a hex on all of us.

Avon: What 'bout Peacock ?

Slim: Peacock went and hired
out with some Dominicans.

Avon: What about Eggy Mule ?

Slim: Eggy locked up.
Caught a nickel with the feds for a pistol.

Avon: How 'bout Shorty Boyd ?

Slim: Shorty Boyd went and cleaned his whole ack' up.

Avon: ...

Slim: Yeah, I know. Fucked us all up.

Avon: What we got ?

Slim: Soldier you sent at us, Cutty, he gonna work out
but the rest of them dudes,
I dunno.

Avon: A-ight, listen big man, you about to earn your fuckin'
keep around here right now.

You go out, you get Cutty
and get the best of the rest
and put a hurtin' on Marlo.

I want my corners.

― Hurting 2, Friday, 27 June 2008 05:21 (6 years ago) Permalink

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:30 (nine years ago) link

lol Peacock

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link

ugh Brother Mouzone, his whole deal was so eye-rolly

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:32 (nine years ago) link

Cutty is the best

xp yeah he might actually be my least favorite character, like if Omar toed the line of comic bookiness, Brother Mouzone stepped way over

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:33 (nine years ago) link

xps to sarahell there's a character from the corner named bunchie boyd, fran boyd's sister/fellow addict, played by the woman who'd later play marla daniels

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:34 (nine years ago) link

Season 2 is great because so much huge stuff is set in motion (and ultimately hindered) by Maj. Valchek's personal feud with Frank Sobotka.

this is way otm, the shot in e1 of valchek standing in front of the giant window staring up in disbelief+disgust became one of my favorite images in the show when i rewatched it knowing how absurdly consequential this part was

― difficult listening hour, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 2:04 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

NARRATIVE CONTINGENCY

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:46 (nine years ago) link

i have still not seen the sopranos, not really but the wire is so much better than mad men come on.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

horsehoe otm.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:48 (nine years ago) link

also the wire has like 900x as many hot dudes as mad men and the sopranos put together (i don't really know how many hot dudes there are on those shows except christopher moltisanti and jon hamm but i am p sure this is a conservative estimate.)

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:50 (nine years ago) link

...

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:51 (nine years ago) link

you have your criteria i have mine

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:52 (nine years ago) link

that was a very wire-like way to put it horseshoe

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

Love em equally as much, yet for such different reasons and appeal. Comparing the Wire and Mad Men seems so useless and trite tbh.

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

it's actually an angle I never much considered on the show, but actually yeah there are quite a lot of handsome dudes now that I think about it

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

there was that moment on the show when d'angelo's wife is trying to give stringer some of his old clothes and stringer's like, "naw I'm an XL" and she's like, "i bet you are." i was watching with my wife and i heard her go "mm." put me in my place.

LIKE If you are against racism (omar little), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:53 (nine years ago) link

There's nothing special about anybody on The Wire.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 3:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

waht

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

first of all STRING

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:55 (nine years ago) link

second of all the show is for real old school humanistic. that they're human is special (and chilling) enough.

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

the show really loves those characters (okay, not Marlo.)

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

the tight, slangy, jargony way everybody talks on the wire is so much fun

goole, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 20:56 (nine years ago) link

The men are better looking than the women on that show.

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:01 (nine years ago) link

I've found sentiments such as "You want it to be one way, but it's the other way" and "that's what you get for giving a fuck when it's not your turn to give a fuck" incredibly helpful at work.

The best-looking women are all pretty minor on the show too -- Nick Sobotka's wife, Donnette, McNulty's ex, I guess Teresa D'Agostino is hot in a sexy lizard sort of way.

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

"that's what you get for giving a fuck when it's not your turn to give a fuck"

this is the truth at the core of all workplaces imo

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:02 (nine years ago) link

yeah it's kind of a work training manual in general imo xp

languagelessness (mattresslessness), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

there are way fewer women tbf

for reference:

WIRE BABEZ POLL (dudes edition)

WIRE BABEZ POLL

horseshoe, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:03 (nine years ago) link

There's nothing special about anybody on The Wire.

― Frederik B, Tuesday, January 13, 2015 3:12 PM (41 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Straight up trolling, this. Man's gotta have a code Freddie B, you seem to lack one.

a pleasant little psychedelic detour in the elevator (Amory Blaine), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:04 (nine years ago) link

how did shardene lose that

goole, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:06 (nine years ago) link

I guess Teresa D'Agostino is hot in a sexy lizard sort of way.

This explains why I find Cardassian women so alluring.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

Um, there's a certain Aimee scene that probably won her the poll is all, xp

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:09 (nine years ago) link

leee w/ the deep cut DS9 ref, damn man

i'm tellin you it was kenard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

Well, my point was exactly that if nobody's special, everybody is. Y'know, the reverse Incredibles. Though of course, Stringer and Omar is kinda the exception to the rule.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

shardene is cuet though forgot about her

walid foster dulles (man alive), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link

it's the eyes

rip van wanko, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

Teresa D'Agostino relaxing at home
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/HHOFmHMTN5k/maxresdefault.jpg

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:11 (nine years ago) link

LIZARD, not CHICKEN.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:12 (nine years ago) link

I must insist.

Baruch Olbermann (Leee), Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

I guess Teresa D'Agostino is hot in a sexy lizard sort of way

gtfo she is all mammal

j., Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link

She was at my screening of Actress. So sad I forgot my dvd's, could have gotten them autographed.

Frederik B, Tuesday, 13 January 2015 21:14 (nine years ago) link


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